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#225702 - 02/27/07 08:48 AM
What do porn whores do with their money?
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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At the top of their game, a porn whore might be making 200G's a year assuming she is doing everything right. Since they almost never pay taxes, that is more like $350k to people like you and me.
All the porn girls seem to get their cars repossessed and to be living in shoddy apartments. Then there are the lot of them who live with their porn pimp agents.
All this said, I am going to give some advice to the porn whores:
- Buy a car outright that you can afford. Don't make payments. You will have your car taken away and lose your $20,000 down payment.
- Every five cum loads you take, you should try to save the money from the last one for your future. You will only make porn for maybe 5 years, but you will have years of doctors bills from the cancerous warts eating your vagina and ass walls.
- Pay taxes! That means you have to take one out of every 3 checks and stash it away and pretend you don't really have that money. Then, at the end of the year, you see who 1099's you and file only that much as your income. Hey... It's a start right?
- Save 25% (one out of four cum loads in the ass to simplify it for you) for long term housing - you know, something you might want to buy out of state in places like Utah. Keep in mind if you don't pay taxes, they can come take your house away, so only save for a house if you are following the other rules. If you can't pay for the house in cash, consider a small condo because when you don't make payments, they come and take your house away too.
- Consider using your flexible schedule to get an education. Can you imagine most of these girls 5 years from now? In porn girls in their 20's can age to look like 30's or 40's in 2-3 years. I've seen a lot of girls when they first come in playing 18-19 year olds at 23-24, a few years later they are playing milf's. Anyway, figure out what your fallback career is.
For the record, the guys in the studios or your agents don't want you to realize any of this. They want you to cling to dreams that you will be the next Jenna or Tara and "make it". Yeah just spend all that money! Look! It never ends!!! As long as you are poor and worthless, you will keep coming back for more... When you are desperate and needing a quick fix, they will hire you for half your normal rate.
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#225703 - 02/27/07 09:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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At the top of their game, a porn whore might be making 200G's a year assuming she is doing everything right. Since they almost never pay taxes, that is more like $350k to people like you and me.
All the porn girls seem to get their cars repossessed and to be living in shoddy apartments. Then there are the lot of them who live with their porn pimp agents.
All this said, I am going to give some advice to the porn whores:
- Buy a car outright that you can afford. Don't make payments. You will have your car taken away and lose your $20,000 down payment.
- Every five cum loads you take, you should try to save the money from the last one for your future. You will only make porn for maybe 5 years, but you will have years of doctors bills from the cancerous warts eating your vagina and ass walls.
- Pay taxes! That means you have to take one out of every 3 checks and stash it away and pretend you don't really have that money. Then, at the end of the year, you see who 1099's you and file only that much as your income. Hey... It's a start right?
- Save 25% (one out of four cum loads in the ass to simplify it for you) for long term housing - you know, something you might want to buy out of state in places like Utah. Keep in mind if you don't pay taxes, they can come take your house away, so only save for a house if you are following the other rules. If you can't pay for the house in cash, consider a small condo because when you don't make payments, they come and take your house away too.
- Consider using your flexible schedule to get an education. Can you imagine most of these girls 5 years from now? In porn girls in their 20's can age to look like 30's or 40's in 2-3 years. I've seen a lot of girls when they first come in playing 18-19 year olds at 23-24, a few years later they are playing milf's. Anyway, figure out what your fallback career is.
For the record, the guys in the studios or your agents don't want you to realize any of this. They want you to cling to dreams that you will be the next Jenna or Tara and "make it". Yeah just spend all that money! Look! It never ends!!! As long as you are poor and worthless, you will keep coming back for more... When you are desperate and needing a quick fix, they will hire you for half your normal rate.
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#225706 - 02/27/07 11:10 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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Do you think the girls realize how stupid they are that they need to steal video games out of purses after making all that money? Do you think they realize that 1 in 100 actually has anything left after they finish with the business?
If you want to party and be crazy, goto any University for 5 years. At the end of that time, you will have half the diseases but all of your respect intact.
I think being a whore is great! However, if you are going to sell your ass, at least have something to show for it once you are done.
1 girl in 10,000 is Belladonna or Jenna. The rest of you end up supporting loser boyfriends in shitty apartments wondering, "why can't I get pregnant", "why doesn't sex turn me on anymore", or "what is this permanent yeast infection smell coming from my vagina"?
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#225707 - 02/27/07 11:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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1 girl in 10,000 is Belladonna or Jenna.
its not a lucky thing, if girls are down to earth and know how invest her money, they can have a better life
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#225708 - 02/27/07 12:05 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/14/07
Posts: 52
Loc: Mid America
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Hm. A business as a financial consultant to porn actresses. I'd either go broke or get rich - nothing in between.
Honestly, though. As an academic, I can tell you, from what I've seen in the "interview" segments of recent porn films (admittedly a poor indicator), these girls, on average, don't seem any less bright than the average business major undergrad. Emotional problems, maybe, although that may be pumping a stereotype. Still. They could easily use the money and flexible schedule to get through school and still have spare cash for a nice wardrobe.
I'll just keep myself warm wishfully believing that the girls who show up and work for like two years then disappear are doing exactly that.
I'm telling you, someone could make a fortune hiring out as one of those "life manager" types to the skin flick set.
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Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume? ~Richard Fleischer
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#225710 - 02/27/07 12:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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(new to the biz) ---> (in the biz) (money) ---> (addiction, shot out, must support habit with) ---> (why?) (oh Lord, no) (why? why? why?) ---> Leaves porn (6-12 months pass, broke, re enters porn repeats cycle one more time, maybe twice) --->(finds Jesus) :happierthanbefore: then, eventually
best pornwhore timeline ever
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#225711 - 02/27/07 12:21 PM
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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Don't forget the hooking on craigslist stage. Search the word porn under LA erotic services and see a few familiar faces.
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#225712 - 02/27/07 12:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Hm. A business as a financial consultant to porn actresses. I'd either go broke or get rich - nothing in between.
Honestly, though. As an academic, I can tell you, from what I've seen in the "interview" segments of recent porn films (admittedly a poor indicator), these girls, on average, don't seem any less bright than the average business major undergrad. Emotional problems, maybe, although that may be pumping a stereotype. Still. They could easily use the money and flexible schedule to get through school and still have spare cash for a nice wardrobe.
I'll just keep myself warm wishfully believing that the girls who show up and work for like two years then disappear are doing exactly that.
I'm telling you, someone could make a fortune hiring out as one of those "life manager" types to the skin flick set.
true, but you know easy comes, easy go... pornwhores are dumb, they have the tools to invest the money earned, open a website, shoot for websites, internet is the best way to make more money... but they want
sad..
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#225713 - 02/27/07 12:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
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This thread Officially Nailed by King
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#225714 - 02/27/07 12:43 PM
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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you got to add in the jealously factor. You see these young bitches come into the game, start making they cash, meet up with the girl who been around the block right. Well the girl who been around the block pretend to care about the young blood. What she really doing is setting up this young bitch for disaster. She hate that this young ho making all this chedda, getting all this attention the old ho used to get. etc etc. she play friendly with the new blood showing her the ropes, getting her into wylin out parties, showing her some ways of the pono game. Next thing you know young blood done wasted all her cash money on coke to hang with her "friends", purses to carry her coke and weed into the party, a nice ride to look good to drive up to the party. Once the young new girl start looking blown out and dilapited she now need thousands of dollar in makeup to keep up her look gettin attention at the party. then bamm the young blood now old , blown out, dilapted, and mad at the new young girl who come in and starts getting the attention at the house party she used to get so the cycle repeat itself.
holla!
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#225715 - 02/27/07 12:49 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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(new to the biz) ---> (in the biz) (money) ---> (addiction, shot out, must support habit with) ---> (why?) (oh Lord, no) (why? why? why?) ---> Leaves porn (6-12 months pass, broke, re enters porn repeats cycle one more time, maybe twice) --->(finds Jesus) :happierthanbefore: then, eventually
Somebody frame this and put it on a poster...
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#225716 - 02/27/07 03:12 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 322
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you got to add in the jealously factor.
That plays such a big part in the spending of all their cash. These dumb bitches HAVE to show up the next whore so they have to drop their money on stupid shit.
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#225718 - 02/27/07 03:40 PM
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#225719 - 02/27/07 04:15 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
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#225720 - 02/27/07 04:40 PM
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#225721 - 02/27/07 04:58 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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(new to the biz) ---> (in the biz) (money) ---> (addiction, shot out, must support habit with) ---> (why?) (oh Lord, no) (why? why? why?) ---> Leaves porn (6-12 months pass, broke, re enters porn repeats cycle one more time, maybe twice) --->(finds Jesus) :happierthanbefore: then, eventually
You forgot the part between (finds Jesus) and were the ex-whore goes on the talk show circuit(and The 700 Club and TBN, also, if she did find Jesus) talking about how the porn producers and male talent raped her, stripped her of her dignity, turned her into a drug abuser, and treated her like a dog. Then proceeds to go on about how when she was at her lowest point the industry turned it's back on her, even though most other employers in this world will do the exact same damn thing to drugged out employees who are costing the company more than their work output is worth. Cries about how she just wants a normal life, yet is out taking any opportunity to cash in on her past by selling her story(written or spoken) to whomever wants to put it out and promises the right $$$ for it. Then she can die happy(with a few extra $$$).
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#225722 - 02/27/07 06:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#225723 - 02/27/07 09:38 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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(new to the biz) ---> (in the biz) (money) ---> (addiction, shot out, must support habit with) ---> (why?) (oh Lord, no) (why? why? why?) ---> Leaves porn (6-12 months pass, broke, re enters porn repeats cycle one more time, maybe twice) --->(finds Jesus) :happierthanbefore: then, eventually
Somebody frame this and put it on a poster...
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#225724 - 02/28/07 03:17 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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fuck i hate status symbols, essentially because if you need a status symbol you have no status to represent. the worst is people who want a german car yet can only afford the entry model, best exemplified with people who drive porsche boxters. boxters just scream out "i'm too poor to buy a 911 because i failed in life". if you've worked your whole life and the best you can get is a 3-series, don't buy a beamer. don't highlight your shortcomings thinking you're getting a status symbol.
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#225726 - 02/28/07 01:06 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Right you are, Eddie. I get a kick out of seeing folks in Scottsdale drive out from a rental apartment in their Boxters or Escalades or whatever other nouveau riche auto they've got on lease. I encourage them all to day-trade aggressively, the shark tank needs it's guppies.
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#225728 - 02/28/07 02:32 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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Interesting, so you guys think that the porn whores are spending their money day trading. I thought Asia was the only one who did that.
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#225730 - 02/28/07 03:14 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
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I think 'day trading' is the new porn terminology for:
Or 'Kinging it' as it can also be called. As in: "The porn whore and her buddies must have Kinged it all day. The neighbors called paramedics around 4am, but despite heroic efforts, none could be saved".
day trading in porno is the director cuttin the ho a check, having the directors "friend" trade the check for a pile of cheaply cut drugs worth 1/2 the checks worth. THe director then laughing while tearing up the check and tossin it in the air.
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#225731 - 02/28/07 03:20 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
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The very concept of trading in "porn futures" is an oxymoron.
Q: What is an oxymoron?
A: A porn whore without a bottle of pills
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