Does Girt take his shirt off to help solve all his problems? Is it like some kind of Superman complex? Hulk Hogan syndrome? I can just see him roll into the local DMV to renew his driver's license, but unfortunately he's missing one, post 9/11, form of ID. Tears his shirt off, throws his hat on the ground, "I'm Kurt 'motherfucking' Lockwood biatch".

"Sorry, Mr. Lockwood I'll get your license immediately".