Would it kill Lockwood to try his tough guy routine on somebody who could actually fuck him up? I mean, I know he wouldn't knowingly pick a fight with someone who could put a whoopin' on him, but you'd think at least one drunk utterance would have slipped to the wrong person by now.

At this point, I'd be happy if he mouthed off to Chico -- excuse me, Sergio -- Travieso.