My Favorite:
This chick is obviously seeking some affirmation/validation that she is in fact, HOTT/Sexy/Desirable and can, when she wants, cause men to have erections and ejaculate when it suits her...therefore, she definitely SHOULD be in porn, cuz nothing, and I mean NOTHING attests to or affirms a woman's appeal than having men splooge on her face....right? Am I right? Who's with me?