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#225395 - 02/25/07 11:02 AM Luke Comes Out of the Closet???
J.B. Demon Spawn Registered: 02/11/07 Posts: 3075 Loc: cleanup	I had to read it three times before I could believe it: Quote: Holly Randall Is No Wayne Chery I arrive home at 1am and get on my computer, the only thing in this world that doesn't cringe when I turn my attentions toward it. Then I look down. I've tracked Holly's mud into my hovel. I vacuum and scrub but I can't get rid of the filth...the filth of a WOMAN!!!! Her mud is all over my hovel, all over my shoes and jeans, and all over my life. It's time for a massive housecleaning. Or a massive masturbatory ritual of some kind. A New Year means a new beginning. I never make New Year's resolution, but this year I make one to clean the mud out of my life...and to try to contact my friend Wayne Chery to see if he can take away my pain and confusion. I was never confused when I was riding on the back of lovely Wayne's mini-bike. With the wisdom of hindsight, I now realize I should've stuck around so that I could've gotten in line and tasted Chris (and her other lovers) on Holly's lips. She did call my home at 12:24pm to say that she wanted to kiss me (along with about 20 other guys I'm sure). And now I will make it my life's mission to mock Holly and write horrible things about her because she rejected me. What a glorious sensation it would've been to have tasted those drunken men on her mouth and breathe in their smell on her body...it wouldn't have been the same as a gang-rape by a mob of wallabies, but it would have been wonderful anyway. With a few more drinks, I bet Chris, Holly and I could've smoothed our differences with a double-anal scene videotaped by her parents and lit by her siblings...and I imagine with a little prompting on my part, I could have talked Chris into letting me focus my love on him alone. He's sad substitute for darling Wayne Chery, but what can I do? Just by hanging with Holly, I can feel what it's like to be banged by 40 guys. And I like it! Bring on the boys! Daddy? Can you hear me? Your little joey is no longer latent. He's blatant. Blatantly gay! I don't have any idea what to say... except Let the flaming begin... _________________________ "When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember that you set out to drain the swamp" -- HST
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#225396 - 02/25/07 11:11 AM Re: Luke Comes Out of the Closet???
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Luke's postings over the last month have become increasingly erratic. His sense of humor is unusual at the best of times, but I have to admit I don't "get" this latest batch of postings. The wallaby rapes, the substitution of himself in place of Bush, Holly in place of Shitney Spears and now this episode. He's either staring into the abyss or has plummeted over the edge. Is this what happens when your safety rope's made of anti-depressives and self-flagellation? I won't believe Luke's outed himself until I read it on a reputable gossip site. Something like freepornstarpix _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#225397 - 02/25/07 12:41 PM Re: Luke Comes Out of the Closet???
windsock Demon Spawn Registered: 08/25/06 Posts: 3018	As usual when Luke Ford is the topic on this board you people betray a cretoinous inability to read and understand what you've read on even a basic single level. _________________________ "you aint felt fear till you felt a sista question you on things you dont wanna be questioned on."---GUAPO
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#225398 - 02/25/07 01:04 PM Re: Luke Comes Out of the Closet???
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	No. You're wrong, Windsock. Either your entire website is satirical or not. Mixing satire and so-called hard news doesn't work unless your name is Fox News. I'm genuinely concerned about Luke's mental health. Since the Holly episode he has been getting stranger and stranger. Edited by Conky (02/25/07 01:07 PM) _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#225399 - 02/25/07 01:07 PM Re: Luke Comes Out of the Closet???
windsock Demon Spawn Registered: 08/25/06 Posts: 3018	Quote: No. You're wrong, Windsock. Either your entire website is satirical or not. Mixing satire and so-called hard news doesn't work unless your name is Fox News. Please explain the emboldened portion, which you apparently hold as a tenet of some kind. _________________________ "you aint felt fear till you felt a sista question you on things you dont wanna be questioned on."---GUAPO
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#225400 - 02/25/07 01:10 PM Re: Luke Comes Out of the Closet???
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Simply this: Luke's entire website, until very recently, has been devoted to tittle tattle, hearsay and gossip. The satirical element is very new, an apparent defense mechanism of some kind, and confuses many of us whose BAC is lower than yours. Perhaps Windsock Cliff Notes on Lukeisback.com are necessary. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#225401 - 02/25/07 01:17 PM Re: Luke Comes Out of the Closet???
J.B. Demon Spawn Registered: 02/11/07 Posts: 3075 Loc: cleanup	Maybe the Fatman can do an LiB week in review for the sock? _________________________ "When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember that you set out to drain the swamp" -- HST
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#225402 - 02/25/07 02:26 PM Re: Luke Comes Out of the Closet???
ivorenginedriver Porn Fucking Master Registered: 09/19/05 Posts: 3576 Loc: Baltimore, MD	Luke appears to be a guy with serious issues, and since his graceless kick at Holly he seems to be in nervous breakdown mode.
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#225403 - 02/25/07 03:42 PM Re: Luke Comes Out of the Closet???
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	I'm relieved. Luke's merely having fun with one of his fans, but didn't bother to let on. From Luke Is Back: "A fellow named Jim Jones has been emailing me over the past week, snatching samples of my autobiographical writing and then adding to it to make me look ridiculous." So 'sock was wrong, I was wrong to worry about his mental health. It's just his ego we need to be concerned with. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#225404 - 02/25/07 03:54 PM Re: Luke Comes Out of the Closet???
J.B. Demon Spawn Registered: 02/11/07 Posts: 3075 Loc: cleanup	I don't know. I'd still question his sanity if he prints it. _________________________ "When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember that you set out to drain the swamp" -- HST
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