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#225265 - 02/24/07 09:55 PM have2cit: Porn Jesus
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
I can't even begin to count how many morons h2c has chased away, smartt, applesaucer, the battle with ElG, some lovely Sylvia Saint contributions...nicely done, brah.




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#225266 - 02/24/07 10:26 PM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
My gift is hate and Jesus tells us to share our gifts with the world.

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#225267 - 02/25/07 12:10 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
I know you really, really try, but I think I would be sad if you actually ran El Glorioso off the board for good. Your battle on Friday had me laughing harder than I ever had in a long time.

Excellent work.
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#225268 - 02/25/07 12:33 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
Hyde Offline
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Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
I can't think of a more revealing measure of the sadly disproportionate significance that you place on this board than congratulating someone for the obscene amount of time they spend posting to it, and for being accorded a completely arbitrary and meaningless title.
Please continue to remind me of the low regard and esteem in which you hold me. It makes me feel better about myself.

If you really wanna share a gift with the world h2c, please
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"We had part of a Slinky - but I straightened it."

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#225269 - 02/25/07 01:07 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
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Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

I know you really, really try, but I think I would be sad if you actually ran El Glorioso off the board for good. Your battle on Friday had me laughing harder than I ever had in a long time.

Excellent work.




Agreed. I didn't like elgloryhole at first but his destruction of the English language has won me over. h2c is the man.

May I add the WHyde is a lonely, anime loving faggot who jerks off to cartoon porn because he can't get laid in the real world.
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#225270 - 02/25/07 01:37 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
Random Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
Quote:

I know you really, really try, but I think I would be sad if you actually ran El Glorioso off the board for good. Your battle on Friday had me laughing harder than I ever had in a long time.

Excellent work.




Agreed. Most flame wars bore me to tears after one page, but those exchanges between them are fucking classics.
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"Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin

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#225271 - 02/25/07 05:32 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

I can't think of a more revealing measure of the sadly disproportionate significance that you place on this board than congratulating someone for the obscene amount of time they spend posting to it, and for being accorded a completely arbitrary and meaningless title.
Please continue to remind me of the low regard and esteem in which you hold me. It makes me feel better about myself.

If you really wanna share a gift with the world h2c, please






Wow, at a time most men your age would be fraternizing with it's own kind you're at home attacking me. I guess that stinging social cripple statement I made was way off, it's more of a social leprosy you have.

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#225272 - 02/25/07 06:24 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
H2C mom says:

"congratulations son"




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#225273 - 02/25/07 06:28 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind



Here's to hoping anal warts mutate into a deadly strain and that you are the first one to catch it.


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#225274 - 02/25/07 06:37 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:




Here's to hoping anal warts mutate into a deadly strain and that you are the first one to catch it.




why you cover your face with my pic?

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#225275 - 02/25/07 06:41 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


why you cover your face with my pic?




This is what pops up when you Google, El Glorioso. Your gay Latin porn is famous the world over, just like your tranny moms.

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#225276 - 02/25/07 06:44 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Quote:


why you cover your face with my pic?




This is what pops up when you Google, El Glorioso.




Wacky !!! when someone google el glorioso, appears your ass fisted pic with my pic covering your blue oyster bar client face?




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#225277 - 02/25/07 06:48 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


Wacky !!! when someone google el glorioso, appears your ass fisted pic with my pic covering your blue oyster bar client face?









This is you, there is no reason to deny your need for man fist. It's the same reason you keep coming after me, you just enjoy being a bottom in any situation.

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#225278 - 02/25/07 06:56 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Quote:


Wacky !!! when someone google el glorioso, appears your ass fisted pic with my pic covering your blue oyster bar client face?









This is you, there is no reason to deny your need for man fist. It's the same reason you keep coming after me, you just enjoy being a bottom in any situation.




how you know all gay sex terms?

self experience?

dont be ashame you have no reason to deny your sexual preferences all rednecks scumbags like you has a gay beast inside


your mommy sends other message to you:

"dont be scare son, i accept you....kisses, mom"



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#225279 - 02/25/07 07:04 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


how you know all gay sex terms?

self experience?

dont be ashame you have no reason to deny your sexual preferences all rednecks scumbags like you has a gay beast inside


your mommy sends other message to you:

"dont be scare son, i accept you....kisses, mom"






I know all the terms because you taught me, Dad. If I am a gay redneck it is because my father is gay redneck too. Thanks dad.

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#225280 - 02/25/07 07:09 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Quote:


how you know all gay sex terms?

self experience?

dont be ashame you have no reason to deny your sexual preferences all rednecks scumbags like you has a gay beast inside


your mommy sends other message to you:

"dont be scare son, i accept you....kisses, mom"






I know all the terms because you taught me, Dad. If I am a gay redneck it is because my father is gay redneck too. Thanks dad.




nice!!!

Acceptance Is the First Step

mom and I are very proud of you son


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#225281 - 02/25/07 07:14 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


nice!!!

Acceptance Is the First Step

mom and I are very proud of you son






Why because I'm the only one with teeth or because I've seen the inside of a school? But I thank you everyday for sending to the wonderful US, on that handmade raft, away from our rat and tranny infested homeland.

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#225282 - 02/25/07 07:26 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Quote:


nice!!!

Acceptance Is the First Step

mom and I are very proud of you son






Why because I'm the only one with teeth or because I've seen the inside of a school? But I thank you everyday for sending to the wonderful US, on that handmade raft, away from our rat and tranny infested homeland.




you are the only with ROTTEN theet, we dont need travel in handmade raft REMEMBER we have the HOLLY US PASSPORT and we dont have native trannies here, the trannies come from alabama like your tattooed cumslut mommy Michelle

oh and we dont have rats here ,the rats are there

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#225283 - 02/25/07 07:42 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


you are the only with ROTTEN theet, we dont need travel in handmade raft REMEMBER we have the HOLLY US PASSPORT and we dont have native trannies here, the trannies come from alabama like your tattooed cumslut mommy Michelle

oh and we dont have rats here ,the rats are there





Come on everyone knows Puerto Rico is the new tranny hotspot, Evil Angel has setup a San Juan office and everything. Sorry I have no idea what a holly passport is. Real American citizens get a blue one. I guess they give you semi-citizens a holly one.

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#225284 - 02/25/07 07:49 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Quote:


you are the only with ROTTEN theet, we dont need travel in handmade raft REMEMBER we have the HOLLY US PASSPORT and we dont have native trannies here, the trannies come from alabama like your tattooed cumslut mommy Michelle

oh and we dont have rats here ,the rats are there





Come on everyone knows Puerto Rico is the new tranny hotspot, Evil Angel has setup a San Juan office and everything. Sorry I have no idea what a holly passport is. Real American citizens get a blue one. I guess they give you semi-citizens a holly one.



Evil Angel= Brazil (need to finish school, check some programs to finish it)
holly passport= blue passport thanks for that passport i traveled all europe

you dont have enough money to pay the passport fees, for that reason you need make handmade raft like your dukes of hazzard pals



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#225285 - 02/25/07 08:01 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Evil Angel= Brazil (need to finish school, check some programs to finish it)





You need to finish the ESL class.

Quote:


holly passport= blue passport thanks for this passport i traveled all europe





Driving a taxi, tending gardens, or just begging for money in public parks?

Quote:


you dont have enough money to pay the passport fees, for that reason you need make handmade raft like your dukes of hazzard pals






You have to pay a passport fee to get to the US? If you needed proof you're not a real citizen, it doesn't get any plainer than that.

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#225286 - 02/25/07 08:03 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
like a homo out of the sky it's ghostshadow

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#225287 - 02/25/07 08:07 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Quote:

Evil Angel= Brazil (need to finish school, check some programs to finish it)





You need to finish the ESL class.

Quote:


holly passport= blue passport thanks for this passport i traveled all europe





Driving a taxi, tending gardens, or just begging for money in public parks?

Quote:


you dont have enough money to pay the passport fees, for that reason you need make handmade raft like your dukes of hazzard pals






You have to pay a passport fee to get to the US? If you needed proof you're not a real citizen, it doesn't get any plainer than that.






hillbilly moron

READ!


poor white trash

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#225288 - 02/25/07 08:09 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


poor white trash




Now you read. How is being poor brown trash better?

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#225289 - 02/25/07 08:11 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
damn GS, if you need this much time to make a reply, maybe you should quit the game while your ahead.

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#225290 - 02/25/07 08:13 AM have2c shit: white trash jesus
khan fusion Offline
fka ghostshadow
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
Quote:

My gift is hate and Jesus tells us to share our gifts with the world.




Your gift is being a pathetic white trash dirtbag with no life or should I say curse? What's worse is you actually take pride in your mindless conquests of Smartt & PAFH. So sad. Easy victims, bro, at least I sent james back into rehab.
_________________________
Wow, you really are a pathetic loser. Good luck going old, bitter and alone." -Jeff Steward on Gia but could fit perfectly for this mope freestylah

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#225291 - 02/25/07 08:14 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Quote:


poor white trash




Now you read. How is being poor brown trash better?



your own words
Quote:



I know all the terms because you taught me, Dad. If I am a gay redneck it is because my father is gay redneck too. Thanks dad.




im brown trash + you are my son = you are brown trash too

you are worst because you are brown and white trash

thats fusion makes you a brown light trash

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#225292 - 02/25/07 08:16 AM Re: have2c shit: white trash jesus
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


Your gift is being a pathetic white trash dirtbag with no life or should I say curse? What's worse is you actually take pride in your mindless conquests of Smartt & PAFH. So sad. Easy victims, bro, at least I sent james back into rehab.





bitch please. the fact it took you an hour to write this confirms to me your complete inability to hang here. Gloryhole beats you hands down and he doesn't even speak the language.

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#225293 - 02/25/07 08:17 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

damn GS, if you need this much time to make a reply, maybe you should quit the game while your ahead.




no

its your internet connection, you dont have money for DSL or CABLE and need to use a hacked dial up internet connection

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#225294 - 02/25/07 08:18 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

you are worst because you are brown and white trash

thats fusion makes you a brown light trash





No it makes me tan trash which is still better than Puerto Rican.

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#225295 - 02/25/07 08:19 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Quote:

damn GS, if you need this much time to make a reply, maybe you should quit the game while your ahead.




no

its your internet connection, you dont have money for DSL or CABLE and need to use a hacked dial up internet connection




can't I use a cup and a string like you?

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#225296 - 02/25/07 08:20 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Quote:

you are worst because you are brown and white trash

thats fusion makes you a brown light trash







No it makes me tan trash which is still better than Puerto Rican.



you said i am are your dad

you have puertorrican blood too

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#225297 - 02/25/07 08:22 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


you said i am are your dad

you have puertorrican blood too




Homos can't have children

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#225298 - 02/25/07 08:24 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

damn GS, if you need this much time to make a reply, maybe you should quit the game while your ahead.




no

its your internet connection, you dont have money for DSL or CABLE and need to use a hacked dial up internet connection




can't I use a cup and a string like you?




yes
maybe your neighbor in the trash can besides you can give you strings

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#225299 - 02/25/07 08:25 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Quote:


you said i am are your dad

you have puertorrican blood too




Homos can't have children




to late

you accepted i am your daddy

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#225300 - 02/25/07 08:26 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


yes
maybe your neighbor in the trash can besides you can give you strings





and perhaps you some english. or at least a breath mint.

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#225301 - 02/25/07 08:29 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


to late

you accepted i am your daddy




How could it be true, I was born in the land of opportunity you were born in the land of tranny.

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#225302 - 02/25/07 08:30 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Quote:


yes
maybe your neighbor in the trash can besides you can give you strings





and perhaps you some english. or at least a breath mint.




i dont need breath mint i brush my teeth 3 times dialy, not like you who rinse your mouth with budwiser

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#225303 - 02/25/07 08:32 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


i dont need breath mint i brush my teeth 3 times dialy,





I guess you have to get the semen taste out somehow.

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#225304 - 02/25/07 08:33 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Quote:


to late

you accepted i am your daddy




How could it be true, I was born in the land of opportunity you were born in the land of tranny.




your mom lied you, you born in a palm tree leaf made house in haiti thats because your mom speaks some french and creole

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#225305 - 02/25/07 08:34 AM Re: have2c shit: white trash jesus
khan fusion Offline
fka ghostshadow
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
Quote:

Quote:


Your gift is being a pathetic white trash dirtbag with no life or should I say curse? What's worse is you actually take pride in your mindless conquests of Smartt & PAFH. So sad. Easy victims, bro, at least I sent james back into rehab.





bitch please. the fact it took you an hour to write this confirms to me your complete inability to hang here. Gloryhole beats you hands down and he doesn't even speak the language.




Quote:

damn GS, if you need this much time to make a reply, maybe you should quit the game while your ahead.




Proof you have no life lurking on the who's online with a stop watch waiting for a reply. Keep deluding yourself, XPT champion of the weak. Squeal like a pig, you redneck homo. You'd prolly sit here all day drooling over your keyboard like a retard wracking your hick brain for retorts. Dude, aren't you missing your fave monster truck shows? I can't spend all day shitting on the likes of you. The only thing to do with a pitbull like you is to put 'er down, but since I can't shoot you, this'll have to do for now. Sorry to spoil your afternon plans, chump.

_________________________
Wow, you really are a pathetic loser. Good luck going old, bitter and alone." -Jeff Steward on Gia but could fit perfectly for this mope freestylah

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#225306 - 02/25/07 08:35 AM Re: have2c shit: white trash jesus
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
ahhhh, did nasty h2c scare ickle ghostshadow away with his mean words?

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#225307 - 02/25/07 08:36 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Quote:


i dont need breath mint i brush my teeth 3 times dialy,





I guess you have to get the semen taste out somehow.




you ever have to talk about your experiences, definitively you are a fag

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#225308 - 02/25/07 08:38 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


you ever have to talk about your experiences, definitively you are a fag




I did learn from the best fag, you dad.

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#225309 - 02/25/07 08:42 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Quote:


you ever have to talk about your experiences, definitively you are a fag




I did learn from the best fag, you dad.




you grow in alabama with a tribe of negroes who sodomize you
was imposible to my teach you masculinity

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#225310 - 02/25/07 08:43 AM Re: have2c shit: white trash jesus
khan fusion Offline
fka ghostshadow
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
Quote:

ahhhh, did nasty h2c scare ickle ghostshadow away with his mean words?




I leave it at this, you lost right there, pal, but you're too stupid to see it. I can't lower myself any more, at least james had some intellect, you're no fun, it's too easy like picking on someone with down's syndrome. I'll let you embarass yourself beating down the likes of Smartt, though props to elgloriso who is whupping your ass on yet another thread, too.


_________________________
Wow, you really are a pathetic loser. Good luck going old, bitter and alone." -Jeff Steward on Gia but could fit perfectly for this mope freestylah

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#225311 - 02/25/07 08:50 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


you grow in alabama with a tribe of negroes who sodomize you
was imposible to my teach you masculinity




I know there was no way you could teach me masculinity, thats why I got into your handmade boat and came here to a real country.

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#225312 - 02/25/07 08:50 AM Re: have2c shit: white trash jesus
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Quote:

ahhhh, did nasty h2c scare ickle ghostshadow away with his mean words?




I leave it at this, you lost right there, pal, but you're too stupid to see it. I can't lower myself any more, at least james had some intellect, you're no fun, it's too easy like picking on someone with down's syndrome. I'll let you embarass yourself beating down the likes of Smartt, though props to elgloriso who is whupping your ass on yet another thread, too.






Listen, you've never owned anyone. Your the running joke and about as funny as jock rot. Keep pretending you're the one who drove Jamesn away because I'm also sure it's the only thing that keeps your miserable ass from committing suicide.

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#225313 - 02/25/07 08:52 AM Re: have2c shit: white trash jesus
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

Your gift is being a pathetic white trash dirtbag with no life or should I say curse? What's worse is you actually take pride in your mindless conquests of Smartt & PAFH. So sad. Easy victims, bro, at least I sent james back into rehab.




Quote:

Proof you have no life lurking on the who's online with a stop watch waiting for a reply. Keep deluding yourself, XPT champion of the weak. Squeal like a pig, you redneck homo. You'd prolly sit here all day drooling over your keyboard like a retard wracking your hick brain for retorts. Dude, aren't you missing your fave monster truck shows? I can't spend all day shitting on the likes of you. The only thing to do with a pitbull like you is to put 'er down, but since I can't shoot you, this'll have to do for now. Sorry to spoil your afternon plans, chump.




Quote:

I leave it at this, you lost right there, pal, but you're too stupid to see it. I can't lower myself any more, at least james had some intellect, you're no fun, it's too easy like picking on someone with down's syndrome. I'll let you embarass yourself beating down the likes of Smartt, though props to elgloriso who is whupping your ass on yet another thread, too.




You are too stupid for words. Even elgloryhole knows this is all shits and giggles. You, on the other hand, probably walk around bragging you try and flame people on message boards, only to have your ass handed to you each time you post here. Be man enough to admit you are dumbshit or keep posting here and being humiliated.

_________________________
I like me some Gia'd Jerkins.

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#225314 - 02/25/07 08:58 AM Re: have2c shit: white trash jesus
Conky Offline
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I'm also sure it's the only thing that keeps your miserable ass from committing suicide.




It's a free country, H2C, and I think it would be irresponsible of you to stand in Ghostie's way if this is what he really wants.
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#225315 - 02/25/07 09:43 AM Re: have2c shit: white trash jesus
J.B. Offline
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you grow in alabama with a tribe of negroes who sodomize you





Anyone else pissing in their pants laughing at this?

H2C and ElG should get their own show. Fucking Priceless.
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#225316 - 02/25/07 10:00 AM Re: have2c shit: white trash jesus
khan fusion Offline
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You are too stupid for words. Even elgloryhole knows this is all shits and giggles. You, on the other hand, probably walk around bragging you try and flame people on message boards, only to have your ass handed to you each time you post here. Be man enough to admit you are dumbshit or keep posting here and being humiliated.







Too stupid for words? then why are you wasting your stupid words ? I thought I heard you whine and boo-hoo that you were leaving the board when james left for rehab. What's the matter? you left and realized you have no life so you're back for the abuse? At least Garfield's gone, what's your excuse? You're too stupid for a flame war, just like have2cshit, a waste of time. I don't think he knows it's all shits and giggles, it's his gay life proudly wearing the I beat down Smartt & PAFH is my bitch button at the dollar store.
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#225317 - 02/25/07 11:20 AM Re: have2c shit: white trash jesus
Conky Offline
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#225318 - 02/25/07 11:24 AM Re: have2c shit: white trash jesus
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Too stupid for words? then why are you wasting your stupid words ? I thought I heard you whine and boo-hoo that you were leaving the board when james left for rehab. What's the matter? you left and realized you have no life so you're back for the abuse? At least Garfield's gone, what's your excuse? You're too stupid for a flame war, just like have2cshit, a waste of time. I don't think he knows it's all shits and giggles, it's his gay life proudly wearing the I beat down Smartt & PAFH is my bitch button at the dollar store.





Theres the problem No. 1

Heres problem No. 2

you look like this:


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#225319 - 02/25/07 12:34 PM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
Hyde Offline
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Quote:

I can't think of a more revealing measure of the sadly disproportionate significance that you place on this board than congratulating someone for the obscene amount of time they spend posting to it, and for being accorded a completely arbitrary and meaningless title.
Please continue to remind me of the low regard and esteem in which you hold me. It makes me feel better about myself.

If you really wanna share a gift with the world h2c, please






Wow, at a time most men your age would be fraternizing with it's own kind you're at home attacking me. I guess that stinging social cripple statement I made was way off, it's more of a social leprosy you have.




Someone who's made 4081 posts ( 30 in the last 24 hrs ) is calling me a social cripple? Well played.
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#225320 - 02/25/07 12:38 PM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
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Quote:

Quote:

I can't think of a more revealing measure of the sadly disproportionate significance that you place on this board than congratulating someone for the obscene amount of time they spend posting to it, and for being accorded a completely arbitrary and meaningless title.
Please continue to remind me of the low regard and esteem in which you hold me. It makes me feel better about myself.

If you really wanna share a gift with the world h2c, please






Wow, at a time most men your age would be fraternizing with it's own kind you're at home attacking me. I guess that stinging social cripple statement I made was way off, it's more of a social leprosy you have.




Someone who's made 4081 posts ( 30 in the last 24 hrs ) is calling me a social cripple? Well played.





No, no, actually it's social leper. Shunned much?

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#225321 - 02/25/07 01:38 PM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
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Have2cit is old school other than the long time mods who are great, if he ever left the board it would be over brother and sisters. Monkey gone, Arab, my boy Toelicker- I really hope that Have2 is here to stay
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#225322 - 02/25/07 01:41 PM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
khan fusion Offline
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Have2cit is old school if he ever left the board it would be over brother and sisters. Monkey gone, Arab, my boy Toelicker- I really hope that Have2 is here to stay




Of course he'll stay, you dipshit.... he's got no life outside the trailer park and working at Wal Mart.
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#225323 - 02/25/07 01:42 PM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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He may eventually tire of scaring you morons away. I hope his endurance remains high
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#225324 - 02/25/07 01:47 PM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
Conky Offline
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I wasn't going to bother posting on this one, but Ghostshitter, you just bring out the worst in people. You jump into threads in a way that makes me think that it's how you fight: wait until someone's getting swamped then throw a few kicks when someone's not looking.

When was the last time you created a thread? When was the last time you added anything to any fucking post? Every time you come on this board, you get gang raped and still you jerk yourself off about Jamesn at any opportunity. Don't deny it: his name still features in your avatar.

Have you been sitting out there, waiting nervously for Jamesn to come back so he can fuck you over again? As for H2C having no life, he's been gone a while and now he's back. Why don't you take a page out of his book, apart from the bit about coming back.

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#225325 - 02/25/07 01:52 PM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
zenman Offline
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I noticed a few months ago that h2c's registration date is aug 2006. He's been here longer than that. Why did that get reset?
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#225326 - 02/25/07 01:55 PM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
khan fusion Offline
fka ghostshadow
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Registered: 09/13/04
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He may eventually tire of scaring you morons away. I hope his endurance remains high




I doubt it, the mindless never rest and he's got nowhere else to go in his obviously miserable life. All that hate and his tick-like tenacity to never give a flame-war a rest just masks his self-loathing over his lifelong sexual frustration.

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#225327 - 02/25/07 01:55 PM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
windsock Offline
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Registered: 08/25/06
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I've never liked or been impressed by havetocit's sparring ability. If LouisCypher got put in a pen for thread derailing then this little dipshit out to get permanent residence there for derailing threads into an idiotic torpor. I challenge this stiupid little shit to badger me and run me off. I double dog dare the fuckin dumbass.

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#225328 - 02/25/07 02:02 PM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
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Porn Jesus

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Loc: fortified
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I've never liked or been impressed by havetocit's sparring ability. If LouisCypher got put in a pen for thread derailing then this little dipshit out to get permanent residence there for derailing threads into an idiotic torpor. I challenge this stiupid little shit to badger me and run me off. I double dog dare the fuckin dumbass.






H2c's got game Windy... Just sayin.
Tony mentioned his name when he bagged me for fucken up the place.

How bout you and H2c rent a pair of 80's jettas and see who can drive whom off a mountain pass. We'll of course make H2c down a pint of "shine" to even the odds.
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#225329 - 02/25/07 03:38 PM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Cleetus:
Thanks man, glad to still see you around.


Zen:
My date reset in that crash on 08/09/06


Conky:
Ghostshadow is a grade A loser, everything he has ever done has failed, when we give him attention, even negative, we reinforce this incorrect behavior. Which is OK it's not like he's important or anything.


windsock:
that's it no pennies for you.


ghostshadow:
When I want some shit from you bitch, I will squeeze your head.

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#225330 - 02/25/07 04:01 PM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

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Loc: Great America

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#225331 - 02/25/07 04:06 PM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3078
Loc: cleanup
WTF?
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#225332 - 02/25/07 04:07 PM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
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Loc: red dirt state of mind
now REMEMBER my wife is your mother.

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#225333 - 02/25/07 04:31 PM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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now REMEMBER my wife is your mother.




its imposible you are my son, you cant be my father my mother is your grandmother, you like have sex with you granny?

its obvious your withe trash nasty behaivor

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#225334 - 02/25/07 04:37 PM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Let's see if I got this right. This is you:





This is your wife:





and this is your mom:




well it's no wonder I left home pops your family sucks.

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#225335 - 02/25/07 04:44 PM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Let's see if I got this right. This is you:





This is your wife:





and this is your mom:




well it's no wonder I left home pops your family sucks.




well you says my mom its a tranny and she is your wife


conclusion: you are a tranny fucker


call joey silvera or nacho vidal they can give work to you, maybe christian can help you to make some contacts

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#225336 - 02/25/07 04:46 PM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
no, no, REMEMBER you mom is tranny

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#225337 - 02/25/07 04:53 PM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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now REMEMBER my wife is your mother.



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#225338 - 02/25/07 05:07 PM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
and your mom is a tranny.

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#225339 - 02/25/07 05:13 PM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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and your mom is a tranny.




and you fuck trannies

accept it you lose

like allways

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#225340 - 02/25/07 05:16 PM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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and you fuck trannies

accept it you lose

like allways





I stopped losing the day I left your home pops.

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#225341 - 02/26/07 10:53 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
khan fusion Offline
fka ghostshadow
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Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
Let's see if I got this right? have2cshit is for posting this set of pix.



Quote:

Let's see if I got this right. This is you:





This is your wife:





and this is your mom:




well it's no wonder I left home pops your family sucks.


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#225342 - 02/26/07 11:12 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Let's see if I got this right? have2cshit is for posting this set of pix.






You really have outdone yourself on that post. Calling me gay, no one has ever done that before, it stings so much I may have to quit the board in total embarrassment.

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#225343 - 02/26/07 11:21 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
khan fusion Offline
fka ghostshadow
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
Quote:

Quote:

Let's see if I got this right? have2cshit is for posting this set of pix.






You really have outdone yourself on that post. Calling me gay, no one has ever done that before, it stings so much I may have to quit the board in total embarrassment.





So, are you keeping count? When is it going to sink in or are you already out of the closet? Truth hurts I guess.... I was only pointing out your blatant faggotry in that last post. Nice selection of pix, did you have the links memorized? Face it, you're gay. No wonder you were so obsessed with the tranny lovin' Smartt.
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#225344 - 02/26/07 11:32 AM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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So, are you keeping count? When is it going to sink in or are you already out of the closet? Truth hurts I guess.... I was only pointing out your blatant faggotry in that last post. Nice selection of pix, did you have the links memorized? Face it, you're gay. No wonder you were so obsessed with the tranny lovin' Smartt. Tr





It's true I am gay, but it's a very specialized gay fetish. I like to rub Vaseline all over my steel toed boots and with a giant kick, we see how many laces deep I can plant it into your ass. I pull out then try to increase the depth with the next kick. So come on over tonight baby, and wear your pink silk panties like usual.

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#225345 - 02/26/07 01:04 PM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
Calvin Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
Someone needs to post a family tree or something, I'm finding it impossible to keep up with who is related to who any more, and it greatly detracts from my ability to keep score.
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#225346 - 02/28/07 09:16 PM Re: have2cit: Porn Jesus
Dick Head Offline
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Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 505
this thread is reminds me of the last fight scene in Chinese Connection





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