Fuck it, I'm going to wait for the video game of this one.
Just found this on
Adult FYI.com. It's Craig's logic for inducting the very much alive Ron Jeremy into the dead whore hall of (s)hame:
“The choice to induct Ron was made to honor and recognize his outstanding work for the industry,†explains Craig Valentine. “Ron has always said that he wants people to remember him for everything he has done and continues to do while he is still with us...†he concluded.
That's fucking awesome. I guess Belladonna will be next. This is like a dead pool.