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#225049 - 02/24/07 10:13 AM The Prestige
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Did anyone watch this hapless film? I saw this last night and I've never been more disapointed in my life- except this one time when my cat Chinaski shit on the carpet.
Anyway, this film was overly drawn out; it felt like it was 5 hrs long and most of the time I'm just watching illusonists have a rap battle with one another. Then the last half is something you'd only except from M. Night Shyamalan and his wonderless bag of tricks. Pathetic crap.
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#225050 - 02/24/07 04:37 PM Re: The Prestige
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Really? What was the source of your disappointment? You don't strike me as the benefit-of-the-doubt type of foilm watcher at all, sir. I'm imagining Rex Rede or that guy in 'Citizen Kane' who panned Welles' mistress' opera premiere even though he spent her performance engrossed by making paperdolls out of his prograsmme.
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#225051 - 02/24/07 06:10 PM Re: The Prestige
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Really? What was the source of your disappointment?




Plodding story. The 'magic' sequences were also very uninteresting- in short it was very uninspiring. I've also concluded I don't like looking at Scarlett Johansson.
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#225052 - 02/24/07 08:30 PM Re: The Prestige
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Hey Loop, just out of curiosity, what was the last major motion picture release you enjoyed?
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#225053 - 02/24/07 09:23 PM Re: The Prestige
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I suspect every movie made in 2006 sucked.

2007, however, has "Pan's Labyrinth" and "Children of Men" already...

...and the Silver Surfer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnKBPfkl13o
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#225054 - 02/24/07 11:26 PM Re: The Prestige
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Hey Loop, just out of curiosity, what was the last major motion picture release you enjoyed?




I swear I can't remember but let me just say Elizabeth I. Hands down the best movie (even though made for television) I've seen made recently that I applauded. Nothing even comes close. Helen Mirren is a knock out regardless. I'd say Inland Empire but that, unfortunately, wasn't major.
Pan's Labyrinth was delicatessent. There was another film that came out end of last year that was homo in nature but truely visonary- do you know what it was?
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#225055 - 02/24/07 11:33 PM Re: The Prestige
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I thought you'd say it's all been trash since "Raising Arizona".



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#225056 - 02/24/07 11:40 PM Re: The Prestige
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We've had a couple of good ones that slipped through the accordian since Raising Arizona.
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#225057 - 02/24/07 11:44 PM Re: The Prestige
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"Elizabeth I" was quite good indeed.

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#225058 - 02/25/07 12:07 AM Re: The Prestige
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I'm obviously a lemming of Hollywood. It takes a downright aweful movie like Norbit for me to get that disappointed, but I'm not really looking for the next great cinema masterpiece either. Movies for me are just a weekend diversion, I'll probably enjoy "300" even though it may be garbage in the eyes of critics.
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#225059 - 02/25/07 12:20 AM Re: The Prestige
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It won't be panned. They have it invested. What's life without a little interest eh?
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#225060 - 02/25/07 01:33 AM Re: The Prestige
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has anybody seen salo?...hey loopnode have you seen I can't sleep???..anyone??
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#225061 - 03/03/07 07:35 AM Re: The Prestige
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Man I hope you are consistent with regard to 300 because you and I seem to be as divergent as any two people can be when it comes to which movies we enjoy. I really liked The Prestige, watched it last night. First I am a sucker for anything with Bale in it and I am not a mark for magic so I can't rate the magic sequences but the film was very entertaining and keeps the twists coming at all times. Plus any movie that incorporates Tesla in it is an automatic positive
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#225062 - 03/03/07 02:51 PM Re: The Prestige
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Man I hope you are consistent with regard to 300 because you and I seem to be as divergent as any two people can be when it comes to which movies we enjoy.




Don't worry man- I'm sure there are flicks we can agree on. Did you check out that Thai flick Colic ?
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#225063 - 03/03/07 04:27 PM Re: The Prestige
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Not yet- I am falling behind in my asian cinema due to lack of trips to chinatown. Those asians can make some real freaky films.
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