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#224996 - 02/24/07 10:05 AM
Antonella Barba (from American Idol) sucks dick!
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/30/07
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#224997 - 02/24/07 11:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Deciding whether, and WHEN, to "leak" photos or videos of quasi-celebrities or fresh-off-the-bus celebs, like this particular chick, has got to be akin to deciding whether to launch nuclear weapons or not...it is a "Use it or Lose it" type situation.
Whoever had these photos of this cute chick must have calculated that she is going to LOSE fairly soon in the American Idol competition, and that he would get the most bang for his buck, or similarly the most "bucks for this particular BANG", if he LAUNCHED his missles now. After this chick loses and is relegated to either doing Surreal Life Skits or ACTUAL PORN, the photos would not be the bombshell(s) they once were, but rather a actual piece of her RESUME/Portfolio.
Who's dick is that in those pictures? It is obviously NOT Simon's...or Paula's 
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#224998 - 02/24/07 10:47 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/29/04
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Loc: Tralfamadore
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I wonder what her Gagfactor would sound like?
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#224999 - 02/24/07 11:02 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
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SpoungeBub, Welcome to The Cage. You got thrown out of ADT for being an anti-porn fag and I told you then to join XXXChurch. What happened, did they throw you out, too?
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#225001 - 02/25/07 08:38 AM
Re: Antonella Barba (from American Idol) sucks dic
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ADT regular
Registered: 02/08/07
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I wonder what her Gagfactor would sound like?
Well, since her american idol future is likely now down the drain, hopefully mr. steward can contact her and offer her a new career choice. She obviously likes the cock, is an exhibitionist, and will probably turn to meth to console herself now in this fiasco, so a future in porn might not be so far-fetched. We can only hope..
Edited by sincitypervert (02/25/07 09:10 AM)
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#225002 - 02/25/07 09:25 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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Spongy, let's just take a look at the record: Quote:
once a girl starts doing anal, she's dead to me.
What's the matter, too rough for you? 
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I find probably 90% of the so-called porn stars these days to be overrated.
Anything you do like? Maybe you should be hanging out with Nacho and Schlockwood. 
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(Re: Joey Silvera)I'd say he was a man when we were boys and a boy now that we are men
What the fuck does that mean?  Have you been watching Christian's stuff again?
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(T)hat strikes me as a most screwed up attitude. Don't get into porn if you don't want to do anal?
Fundemental Law of Porn #9: if she doesn’t do anal, and she’s not Christy Canyon, she’s not a legitimate porn star
FLOP #25: every whore has a price
FLOP #42: eventually, to maintain interest, female talent will have to do anal (see Eva Angelina)
FLOP #44: when a whore holds off anal for too long, no one cares
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I'm sorry I don't share your rosy view of porn. It's a pretty disgusting business, mostly full of disgusting and sad people.
If it's such a "disgusting business," full of "sad and disgusting people," why the fuck do you watch it? Why are you here? Why do you post on adult forums if it so offends you?
These are all your words pal, not mine. And I didn't even bother to quote your extensive moralizing on the bad end the 18-year-old whores are going to come to. It was too long, over too many posts.
I post on adult forums because I enjoy porn. That doesn't make me a fanboy. I suppose in your porn-hating eyes that anyone who likes to stroke to an image of a multiply penetrated 18-year-old slut has to be a fanboy. Like I told you before, I really think you'd be a LOT happier at XXXChurch.
I've had about enough of you. Sit your sorry ass down and shut the fuck up.
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#225003 - 02/25/07 03:03 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
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Don't fuck with the lacross team!!!
"Hey, don't mention my name but my boyfriend goes to catholic university with antonella barba and is on the lax team with her ex boyfriend ( who she dumped right when she got to hollywood) and when i saw these pics i called him and asked him if they were real and he said they def were... he saw them in person before and he also saw a naked calender that she made for him as a birthday present... which he said is getting leaked on the internet soon."
Source, idontlikeyouinthatway.com
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#225005 - 02/26/07 05:41 PM
Re: Antonella Barba (from American Idol) sucks dic
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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Loc: cleanup
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#225006 - 02/26/07 06:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Note to the other longtimers: let's let the kids fight it out amongst themselves. It's important they establish a natural pecking order.
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#225007 - 02/26/07 07:07 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
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Thanks, Bornyo. This won't take long. It's too easy.
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#225008 - 02/26/07 09:03 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 07/31/06
Posts: 40
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Fundemental Law of Porn #9: if she doesn’t do anal, and she’s not Christy Canyon, she’s not a legitimate porn star
Here we go again. Yet another Anal fanboy who's managed to convince himself that his kink is the Universal Truth! I missed the day your dumb ass was elected as spokesfag for Porn Watchers Worldwide. Get off your soap box you dolt.
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FLOP #42: eventually, to maintain interest, female talent will have to do anal (see Eva Angelina)
Whose interest are you talking about douche bag? Yours and a handful of other closet fags? When will you dumbasses learn to speak for yourselves only?
I don't like anal either. I guess according to your fucktard logic that makes me "anti-porn". I don't give a fuck what kink you're into, but nothing pisses me off more than fetishists who want to shove their kink down everybody's fucking throat.
I'll even take mercy on you and not touch the comments about the other dude's orientation, as I can think of a lot of things to say about a guy who prefers a rectum to a wet pussy! Like you said, that would be tooooo easy. Right shit head?
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#225009 - 02/26/07 09:32 PM
Re: Antonella Barba (from American Idol) sucks dic
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
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You stay the fuck out of this, Flunkster. This is a private fight. (See above, if you can read, Tard.) If you're truly itching for a brawl, start another thread about how much you hate anal and I'll take you down just as easilly as SpongeBrain. And yes, it is that easy, punk. 
By the way, I wouldn't go around knocking the Fundemental Laws of Porn. They were a collaborative effort by nearly all of the XPT regulars. I had nothing to do with it; it was before my time. I just respect XPT Traditions, like pissing on assholes like you in the Monkey Cage.  Go ahead, click the link if you don't believe me. Seems you're in the minority here, Flunky.
Now it's late and I'm going to bed. Unlike you, I can't stay up all night having fun tearing apart peckerheads like you. I have to work in the morning; something you wouldn't know anything about. If you really want to be humilliated,  start a thread. This is between me and SpongeBrain.
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#225011 - 02/27/07 03:37 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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You again? You have neither the brains nor the balls to stay out of a private fight? You have to jump in like a punk to make yourself feel like a big man? Or are you just jumping in so that your Tranny-Fucking boyfriend SpongeBrain can hide behind your skirts?
I checked out your posts, Flunky, and I've gotta tell ya: You're a fucking idiot. Every single one of these posts is about how much you hate girls who do anal and the "faggots" who watch them. This one's my favorite:
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I must have missed the day Donkey Punch was voted the spokesperson for all porn watchers! Typical Anal fag. Of all fetishists, the Latent-Homo Anal groupies are the most fucking annoying because they won't shut the fuck up about it. You never hear a foot fetishist or an S&M fan say so and so should get out of porn because she doesn't do foot worship or bondage. It's always the Anal Fags who act like their dumb fetish is the standard by which all porn should be judged. As a result, the rest of us have to put up with this boring ass Anal crap in every title, just so a small but vocal minority can jag off to it while fantasizing about Jake Gyllenhall.
And to all other Anal fetishists who think pussy is boring: There is a whole genre of porn devoted to your taste. Peter North used to do some of those vids under the name Matt Ramsey. With online renting, you have no excuse anymore. Embarrassment is no longer a factor. We're talking Wall to Wall ass sex, gentlemen! Go ahead, knock yourself out! Just leave Straight porn to us boring heteros who are turned on by women instead of rectums!
They're all pretty much the same, if not as eloquent. It seems to have escaped your notice Flunky, but most of the people here enjoy seeing dirty little sluts getting pounded up the chute. Notice I said dirty little sluts. If I was turned on by men taking it up the ass, I'd watch a Christian video. Or Schlockwood. But I'm not, so I'll stick to Sweet Mia Rose in Own My Ass.
I've also noticed that, after each and every one of your posts, you get Royally Flamed. Not here or there, but every single time. And yet, like Sysyphus, you keep coming back for more. I guess there's something to be said for your consistancy, but Dude, when even Lou Fucking Cypher walks all over you with golf cleats, it's time to hang it up and get a new gig.
And what what do these rabid diatribes say about you? I grew up in a good, old fashioned, bigoted-as-Hell Irish Catholic neighborhood in New York where there's fifty bars for every church and the queer jokes flow like tap Budweiser. And I have never seen such virulent fag bashing like I've seen come out of you. There's only one explaination for it: You are a severely repressed Homosexual who lashes out against the pansies in order to keep a last, tenuous grasp on a rapidly crumbling reality. You're like Mr. Garrison from South Park; everybody knows you're a fag but you. And we know what happened to Mr. Garrison, dont we? He turned into a Tranny, like you.
You see, this is the difference between you and me: To me, this is all just shits and giggles. You're posts are nothing but hate. And I'm not talking about the good, creative, Dark Side of the Force kind of hate that Have2Cit and some of the others have. With you, it's a twitchy, paranoid, self destructive hate that will ultimately be your undoing. Get help Flunky, before it's too late.
Now this post has gone on longer than Da Burg and I have things to do. Be a good He-She, Flunky, and stay out of this. Your boyfriend's a grown man and can fight his own battles. SpongeBrain? You can come out from behind Flunky's skirts now.
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#225013 - 02/27/07 06:26 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 07/31/06
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Hey raoul, I gotta apologize dude. I was way off thinking you're a pickle smuggler. I mean how many queers would post pics of trannies twice in one thread?!  BTW for your own sake, stop telling everyone about your fascination with the rectal canal if you're gonna play the "you're a homo" card. It kinda makes you look dumb. Then again I'm sure you're used to that. p.s. I don't hate girls who do anal. I hate Fucktards like you that hate girls who DON'T do anal. Get someone with a higher IQ than yourself (your neighbor's dog for example) to explain that one to you. Now go read more of my old posts again. You might actually learn something.
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#225014 - 02/27/07 02:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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i approve of this thread.
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#225017 - 02/27/07 04:26 PM
Re: Flunky Proves My Point, Hides BF Behind Skirts
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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i may be in the minority, but two posters i know nothing attempting to find out who's the best at calling the other gay is not my idea of the saviour of the cage. and fuck, less tranny pics please.
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#225018 - 02/27/07 04:41 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
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A while back people were comparing have2c and elglorioso's ongoing flame war to an old Western brawl that keeps spilling into different locations, like in Blazing Saddles. Now we have this. This is more like the old-school Star Trek episode with the time traveller doomed to fight his doppleganger throughout eternity, with occasional stops to rip Cpt. Kirk's shirt off.
I can see this whole brawl having begun years ago as a dispute on the official N'Sync fansite over whether Justin or Lance was the cute one, then bouncing through a "Colts or Patriots?" war on cnnsi.com and a "Guliani versus McCain" drag-out on freerepublic, only to touch down here for a while before moving on to velvetrope, where it will materialize as part of the eternal "Mariah versus Madonna" debate.
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#225020 - 02/27/07 04:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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So it's not grade A cage material, but who am I to deny two peoples hate for one another?
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#225021 - 02/27/07 05:05 PM
For Eddie, With My Most Sincere Thanks...
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#225023 - 02/27/07 05:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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So it's not grade A cage material, but who am I to deny two peoples hate for one another?
A better questio might be- Who am you to affirm it? 
Ahhh, did the chump change jab hurt? Take heart windy, these things only painful when they are true.
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#225024 - 02/27/07 10:57 PM
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#225025 - 02/28/07 10:32 AM
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you all hatin hard on willie. First you post his momma blown out pussy not you post his daddy! Haters for real.
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#225026 - 02/28/07 10:49 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
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First off  on the fucking tranny pics.
I disagree. I think this Raoul, Peeter, flunky, and Sponge Bub are all the same person. Cybil, with a computer. I'm with Eddie on this one.
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#225027 - 02/28/07 05:01 PM
The View Behind the Skirts
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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SpongeBrain, still hiding? It's been two days, Come on, I'm waiting.
I've gotta tell you, I liked your old avatar better. 
And Guapo, quit dissing on my man Willie. That is a certified, authenticated pic of SpongeBrain's Tranny GF Flunky. The others, I'm just fucking with ENorm.
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#225029 - 02/28/07 06:05 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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Lou Fucking Cypher: World renouned expert on unabashed faggottry.
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#225030 - 02/28/07 06:38 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
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Agreed.. Considering his status,H2c using the tranny pic on El G was completey justified.. Anything after that is unabashed faggotry.
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You've learned much in your time away.
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#225031 - 02/28/07 06:46 PM
The Skillz of Lou Cypher
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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Yes,please. C'mon Lou. Show me those "Skillz" you learned in the Penalty Box.
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#225032 - 02/28/07 07:03 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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yo raoul you are fuckin up my monitor with all those shemale pics. Quote:
You're goddamn right, this new round of posters looks very promising! The force is strong in these ones...
you better check yourself before you wreck yourself
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#225033 - 02/28/07 07:21 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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Oh Madge... Here, have another. 
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#225034 - 02/28/07 11:44 PM
The Flunk Bunker
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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Flunky, I saw you online without posting anything. Got Nothing? Or are you finally going to let SpongeBrain fight his own battle? Where's he hiding, in the Flunkbunker with the other Trannyfuckers? He can't hide forever.
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#225036 - 03/01/07 05:29 PM
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#225037 - 03/01/07 05:31 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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That's the skillz you learned in the penalty box? Pretty weak, Lou. Try again.
Here ya go, just for you:
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#225039 - 03/01/07 06:14 PM
Listen, Pigmy...
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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Lou, Lou, Boo Hoo Lou. Child Pigmy Soldier of the Congo. Cried all the way to the penalty box. Cried for his mama to take him home. Now he cries because a couple of Anti-Porn fags get flamed with Tranny pics. Well guess what, Pigmy. This was a private fight. No one asked you to get in the middle of it. Those picks are for SpongeBrain and Flunky, whose preternatural relationship probably needs a little stimulation. Notice I don't post 'em in any other thread. So keep your Midget African Ass and your rusty Kalashnikov out of it. Go polish your "Skillz" in another thread.
Oh, and by the way...
Best wishes on your future endeavors,
Raoul
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#225041 - 03/01/07 06:49 PM
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IBban in
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#225042 - 03/01/07 06:57 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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Say what now, Pigmy?
You know what your problem is? You don't know how to ask nice. Willie knows how to ask nice. You could learn a lot from that one, Pigmy.
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#225043 - 04/15/07 02:27 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
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raoul nacho, nice work in this thread. your love of trannies is undeniable. good luck with the HIV.
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#225044 - 04/15/07 02:32 AM
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#225045 - 04/15/07 02:34 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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raoul duke = alt id for a heterosexual
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