"Flunkster"?? Is that the best you have, faggot?
And what is this bullshit about having to work in the morning? Since when do gay bars operate during the day?

Suck my balls bitch. By the time I'm done with you you'll look like Sasha Knox's rectum after a DAP. There is an anal reference for your dumb ass. Go ahead and jerk yourself silly. If that doesn't work, pretend the rectum belongs to a guy. I'm sure that always does the trick.