You stay the fuck out of this, Flunkster. This is a private fight. (See above, if you can read, Tard.) If you're truly itching for a brawl, start another thread about how much you hate anal and I'll take you down just as easilly as SpongeBrain. And yes, it is that easy, punk.

By the way, I wouldn't go around knocking the Fundemental Laws of Porn. They were a collaborative effort by nearly all of the XPT regulars. I had nothing to do with it; it was before my time. I just respect XPT Traditions, like pissing on assholes like you in the Monkey Cage. Go ahead, click the link if you don't believe me. Seems you're in the minority here, Flunky.

Now it's late and I'm going to bed. Unlike you, I can't stay up all night having fun tearing apart peckerheads like you. I have to work in the morning; something you wouldn't know anything about. If you really want to be humilliated, start a thread. This is between me and SpongeBrain.