Lockwood needs a Mr Lahey to look up to.

[hijack]Top Shit Analogies from Jim Lahey:
"Y'see, Ricky started off as a little shitspark from the ol' shitflint that eventually grew into a shitbonfire, and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance, grew into a raging shitfirestorm. If I marry Barb, I'll have total control of Sunnyvale, and then I'll be able to unleash a shitnami tidal wave that will extinguish Ricky and his shitflames forever. And with any luck, he'll drown in the undershit of that wave...shitwaves".

Funniest show on TV, period, except for the sanitized version shown in the US. [/hijack]