I have a soft spot for Labrador Retrievers, and for Kurt to issue some douchebag press release that he is offering his dog to the best available home? To what will you stipulate Skurt? That you were an unfit owner? Too little land to exercise the dog. Too many drugs around?

How the fuck does he know what is the best home for a dog, he is abandoning it. I'd love to take in this precious animal, but Skurt is probably too high on meth to even figure how to get to I-10 and head east towards the California/Arizona border, I'd happily intercept his ass at the state line.