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#224934 - 02/23/07 07:04 PM So sad. So very, very sad
J.B. Demon Spawn Registered: 02/11/07 Posts: 3083 Loc: cleanup	The latest in Luke's continuing series of real news articles rewritten to reflect his rapidly deteriorating life. Quote: Holly freaks again as train wreck rolls on; Smashes car after she's shunned by Luke Disturbing new pictures are evidence of just how deeply troubled fallen porn photographer Holly Randall has become. As her estranged boyfriend refuses to see her at his Los Angeles apartment, Holly exploded in an violent, uncontrollable rage. Wild-eyed and without the blond bobbed wig she's been wearing since she shaved all her hair off, Randall's frustration erupted at the paparazzi who've been dogging her every move since she checked out of rehab for the second time in one week. As her frightened mother sat nearby in a waiting car, Randall lashed out at an empty car, repeatedly beating the doors and windows with a furled umbrella. Witnessing such an emotional outburst, it was hard to imagine that this was the same person who just a few short years ago was XPT's sweetheart, capturing the world's heart with her bubblegum photos and looks. This public display of anger and exasperation was yet another sad chapter in a tumultuous week that started with the photographer shaving her head, cursing her moral leader, then bouncing in and out of rehab. The photographer had had a chaotic day, first meeting with a lawyer, then looking at an available apartment - all the time clutching her dog, Poe, for comfort. When Ford refused to let Randall see their kids, the former teen queen, clad in only gym shorts, sneakers, a sweatshirt and a string of pearls, had a meltdown. After watching the scene in horror, her concerned mother Suze swooped into action. By 10:45 p.m., with the help of a bodyguard, Suze had persuaded her dejected daughter to return to Promises rehab facility in Malibu. Luke, just because your life's heading down the doesn't mean you get to be an asshole to people who once cared about you. There's plenty of shrinks in LA; get help, before you end up and Fayner takes over another one of your sites. _________________________ "When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember that you set out to drain the swamp" -- HST
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#224935 - 02/23/07 07:13 PM Re: So sad. So very, very sad
DuckHunt Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 10/27/05 Posts: 322	What a scumbag.
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#224936 - 02/23/07 07:41 PM Re: So sad. So very, very sad
anthropophobiac Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 09/13/06 Posts: 173 Loc: In front of my monitor...	For Luke "Of all the saddest words That I have ever heard The saddest is the story Told me by a bird He had spent about and hour Chatting with a flower and here Ãs the tale the flower told I'm a lonely little petunia in an onion patch, an onion patch, an onion patch I'm a lonely little petunia in an onion patch and all I do is cry all day Boo hoo, boo hoo The air Ãs so strong it takes my breath away I'm a lonely little petunia in an onion patch, oh won't you come and play with me Who put me in this bed? I'll bet his face is red I call him down with every teardrop that I shed If I only had him here I'd take him by the ear And make him share my misery I'm a lonely little petunia in an onion patch, an onion patch, an onion patch I'm a lonely little petunia in an onion patch and all I do is cry all day Boo hoo, boo hoo The air Ãs so strong it takes my breath away (Feee-you!) I'm a lonely little petunia in an onion patch, oh won't you come and play with me My nerves begin to crack Each time I see a track Made by a kitty with a stripe right down his back If he ever stopped by me, I think I'd rather be A dead petunia, wouldn't you? Ooooh he Ãs a lonely little petunia in an onion patch, an onion patch, an onion patch He Ãs a lonely little petunia in an onion patch And all he does is cry all day Boo hoo, boo hoo The air Ãs so strong it takes my breath away. (Feee-you!) I'm a lonely little petunia in an onion patch, oh won't you come and play with me?" _________________________ "Intellegence"
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#224937 - 02/23/07 08:10 PM Re: So sad. So very, very sad
Ivor Biggun Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 10/09/04 Posts: 1176	He must be off his lithium. _________________________ "If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan
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#224938 - 02/23/07 08:38 PM Re: So sad. So very, very sad
pinupmutant Bukkake Boy Registered: 06/13/06 Posts: 611	Did you catch this? I find out the soul secrets of porners and others and reveal them to the world, causing oceans of pain. I no longer care if my work hurts an innocent person, because I don't think of porners as innocent. Rather, I feel like divine karma. Narcissism. Delusions of grandeur. Hypocrisy. Did I miss anything?
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#224939 - 02/23/07 09:42 PM Re: So sad. So very, very sad
Ivor Biggun Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 10/09/04 Posts: 1176	Quote: Narcissism. Delusions of grandeur. Hypocrisy. Did I miss anything? Yes. I am completely self-involved, self-deluded, don't know the difference between "sew" and "sow," and mourn for the lost love of Wayne Chery. Holly Randall was but a distant second draw to Wayne's taut haunches. Where are the box jellyfish and blue-ringed octopi when I need them to take away this pain and confusion? You need to know how to take Luke. He has his little episodes. _________________________ "If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan
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#224940 - 02/24/07 01:22 AM Re: So sad. So very, very sad
NitneLiun Registered Sex Offender Registered: 07/09/06 Posts: 2362 Loc: St. Louis	Quote: Narcissism. Delusions of grandeur. Hypocrisy. Did I miss anything? Yeah. Self-loathing. _________________________ "Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken."
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#224941 - 02/24/07 08:50 PM Re: So sad. So very, very sad
J.B. Demon Spawn Registered: 02/11/07 Posts: 3083 Loc: cleanup	I missed something. I forgot to add This Link he included to Holly calling him out on his voicemail. _________________________ "When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember that you set out to drain the swamp" -- HST
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#224942 - 02/26/07 05:10 PM Re: So sad. So very, very sad
Al Snow w/ Head Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 10/26/05 Posts: 319 Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown	It also shows how lazy the asshole is. Hey, look at me....I can replace the name of a drugged out celebrity in a freak out story with someone I'm pissed at to mock them. What a fucking uncreative douche.
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#224943 - 02/27/07 07:30 AM Re: So sad. So very, very sad
Sister Fister AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 12/18/06 Posts: 549 Loc: Pittsburgh Pa	yea seriously luke I expected so much more from you.... _________________________ "Alexis Bledel, aka Rory Gilmore. I wanna do her and Lauren Graham at the same time...but only if they stay in mother/daughter character...or else it's the rubber hose for the both of 'em." ~Vizzle
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