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#224912 - 02/23/07 06:50 PM 300
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Man this movie looks awesome, my cheap ass might actually have to go to the theater for this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A01mlQE8dzI
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#224913 - 02/23/07 06:58 PM Re: 300
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I watched abiout 10 seconds of that. It're anticinema. completely artless, charmless cretinous vapid nerd motionpilcture. Ludicrous and blasphemous. Movies are dying a tarnpit death with this sort of nerd pasndering bloat.
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#224914 - 02/23/07 07:05 PM Re: 300
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this is a flick designed to hype a country at war. Just more CG Crap...if it had stop-motion skeletons or a mechanical owl i might consider it.
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#224915 - 02/23/07 07:09 PM Re: 300
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#224916 - 02/23/07 07:13 PM Re: 300
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gus van sant is
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#224917 - 02/23/07 07:18 PM Re: 300
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clearly you are both fags

no offense meant to the fags of course
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#224918 - 02/23/07 07:20 PM Re: 300
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gus van sant is




He's always been forthright about that, sir. But what aboiut him movies?
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#224919 - 02/23/07 07:30 PM Re: 300
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300 is full of man ass and shaved chests.

Faggots worldwide will enjoy it!


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#224920 - 02/23/07 07:36 PM Re: 300
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But what aboiut him movies?




I liked To Die For
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#224921 - 02/23/07 07:48 PM Re: 300
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Go tell the Spartans, ye who view
This horrid movie, and want to spew
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#224922 - 02/23/07 11:22 PM Re: 300
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The same director is also working on the "Watchmen" project:

http://www.firstshowing.net/2007/02/11/zack-snyder-watchmen/

Here's a fan's movie of one panel of the "Watchmen":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w14DoxRIXW4
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#224923 - 02/24/07 07:44 AM Re: 300
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he better not fuck Watchmen up.
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#224924 - 02/24/07 09:57 AM Re: 300
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I personally did not enjoy this film.
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#224925 - 02/24/07 08:36 PM Re: 300
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#224926 - 02/25/07 09:24 AM Re: 300
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Man this movie looks awesome, my cheap ass might actually have to go to the theater for this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A01mlQE8dzI


I with you Clete. Looking forward to this one too.
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#224927 - 02/25/07 09:42 AM Re: 300
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300 is taken from a comic book and doesn't look impressive to me - even as good filmmaking(from the trailers). If your interested in Thermopylae, READ Steven Pressfield's novel "Gates Of Fire" - excellent. Also rent the "The 300 Spartans" - awful movie but, actually filmed at the pass of Thermopylae.

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#224928 - 02/25/07 01:08 PM Re: 300
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Why can't people just watch a movie to have a good time, i watched 300 spartans the other night it was very dated and the fact that the rocks were authentic means nothing to me. The movie 300 looks very entertaining whether or not it is authentic and historically accurate ( which all in all can be debated being it was a couple thousand years ago- Herodotus being the primary resource I guess and who know how accurate he was). My tastes in movies are all over the place I like all kinds but the common point is that all the movies I like are out and out entertaining to me. The artistic merits, the message, the character studies involved all pale before the question - is this film amusing me. 300 looks very entertaining indeed but hey I have been disappointed before ( looking directly at you Lost In Translation).
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#224929 - 02/25/07 01:14 PM Re: 300
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Why can't people just watch a movie to have a good time, i watched 300 spartans the other night it was very dated and the fact that the rocks were authentic means nothing to me. The movie 300 looks very entertaining whether or not it is authentic and historically accurate ( which all in all can be debated being it was a couple thousand years ago- Herodotus being the primary resource I guess and who know how accurate he was). My tastes in movies are all over the place I like all kinds but the common point is that all the movies I like are out and out entertaining to me. The artistic merits, the message, the character studies involved all pale before the question - is this film amusing me. 300 looks very entertaining indeed but hey I have been disappointed before ( looking directly at you Lost In Translation).




If that's the kind of thing you enjoy moviewise then knock yourself out at the snack counter, brother. But don't expect me or anyone else to temper their opinions just because you value movies as nothing beyond mindless, formulaic, and pandering entertainment. As far as I'm concerned movies like this represent the hollow and souless bloat at the diseased heart of a desperate & dying Hollywood.

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#224930 - 02/25/07 01:16 PM Re: 300
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ok but i don't eat snacks. It is too much for me to usually shell out to see movies in the theater. Dvds for me "friend" but don't let me stop you from enjoying the awards tonight
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#224931 - 02/26/07 04:33 PM Re: 300
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Cleetus- You'll get no argument from me. I was just trying to suggest some alternatives. My taste in movies is eclectic too. If you enjoy it - go for it! Best regards.

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#224932 - 03/09/07 02:00 PM Re: 300
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Ok went to see it this afternoon and I was not disappointed it is an excellent action movie. The cinematography and direction were excellent as was the actor who played leonidas. There is some titty and loads of Persian blood- what more could you ask for?


You will be dissappointed however if you go expecting to see a history channel re- enactment of the events as we suspect they unfolded, or you don't like the odd watercolor style in which the movie is filmed or if you are a hippie
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#224933 - 03/09/07 03:29 PM Re: 300
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and loads of Persian blood- what more could you ask for?



You sold me on this. Now I got to see this movie.
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