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#224845 - 02/23/07 11:34 AM
Jeff Mullen: Baldfaced Liar
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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The co-proprietor of the Britney Rears (get it?...chuckle snort har har) fraud being perpetrated on porn had this to say about his cast, Quote:
We set a record with the prettiest girls ever cast in a single movie today on Britney Rears 4
Oh, really?
Sativa Rose
I don't know what happened to this whore, she used to be decent. Now she has to be made up with a dump truck and a power screed. She says she plans to quit porn for six months then come back so people will be excited about her. Trust me, brainiac, when you "come back," five whores will have replaced you.
Veronique Vega
What, is that the super script she has in her hands...it's a fucking used high school spiral binder. That's just about sums up the quality of Jeff Mullen's work. She's got that look of, "I posted my profile on onemodelplace, but no one called me, so here I am."
Kissy Kapris
Never even heard of this whore. [rampant sarcasm] But she sure is strokeworthy [/rampant sarcasm]. I like the "under 18" look you're trying to perpetrate here with the bangs, the short t-shirt with the teeny logo on it, the little skirt which will be on, what 10 or 15 seconds before that babbling asshole Donny Long spreads some more diseases.
Something to balance it out
As much of a positive influence Hill is on the rest of this motley cast, even she can't make up the deficit created by these other skanks. 1 positive and 4 negative do not set any type of world record, Mullen.
Co-conspirator in this travesty Scott David
Ermmm, Scotty, the Scott Baio mullet went out even before he made it to Charles in Charge, even Willie Ames abandoned it. Way to flip off the camera, something normally reserved for the whores. But I suppose we just got a glimpse into your vacant head.
World record? Strike three. AMF Mullen, and that's not "adios my friend." 
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#224848 - 02/23/07 01:09 PM
Re: Jeff Mullen: Baldfaced Liar
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Is Scott standing up in that shot? Hard to tell. WillieD, you missed some stuff here. First of all:  Insert random Jimmy Durante joke here. Oh, the fucking glamor of porn girls these days.  Was the Britney set shooting a reverse pookkake? Image Source, LukeisBack.com
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#224850 - 02/23/07 01:54 PM
Re: Jeff Mullen: Baldfaced Liar
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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It finally happened -- Hillary hit the wall. While I applaud her for keeping her fresh-faced good-looks longer than most cumdumpsters, her slide into Taylor Rain territory has begun. Notice the soulless eyes, the smoker's complexion, the weary "I don't know how much longer I can do this" expression. Her transformation is almost complete.  You had a good run, darling. Britney R(Sp)ears indeed.
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#224851 - 02/23/07 01:59 PM
Re: Jeff Mullen: Baldfaced Liar
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
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While this may indeed not live up to the cast of the original, Jessica Sweet-led, entries in this series, criticizing the porner's looks based on Luke Ford pics is hardly an unbiased assessment.
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#224852 - 02/23/07 02:14 PM
Re: Jeff Mullen: Baldfaced Liar
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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It finally happened -- Hillary hit the wall. While I applaud her for keeping her fresh-faced good-looks longer than most cumdumpsters, her slide into Taylor Rain territory has begun. Notice the soulless eyes, the smoker's complexion, the weary "I don't know how much longer I can do this" expression. Her transformation is almost complete.
While I agree with Random's observant comments, I disagree that this is all "inevitable", especially in Hillary's case. The girl has "natural" beauty, and she has maintained herself and her looks without doing Anything (it would seem) to help herself stay hott....look at her muscle tone (or lack thereof...) If Hill worked out even just a little, and cut down on things like that Lolly she is sucking on and cut back on her  intake (and the resulting detrimental effects THAT has on a chick's diet via the munchies), Hillary's slide into hideousness would be SLOWED dramatically.
I would have thought she would have built up some muscle tone just chasing away or slamming the door in the face of the 18 year old cash starved sluts that show up at her door looking for <excited/exasperated young-dumb-full-of-cum chick voiceover> "That blond balding guy who told me a few months ago via messages I had a lot of 'potential' for adult work and, AS SOON AS I TURN 18, to come by for some PAID test shoots so he could see what I look like with a blob of his jizz on my tongue in order for him to determine if I stack up well enough to justify putting me in one of the FIFTY openings in his next movie...<out of breath>....well, I am 18 now, is he here???" 
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#224854 - 02/23/07 02:23 PM
Re: Jeff Mullen: Baldfaced Liar
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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... you'll see that even Luke's shoddy skills couldn't make Kimberly Kane looks fried and unhealthy.
I saw that picture of Kimberly Kane at lukeisback and thought to myself what a great replacement she would make for Ashley Blue as the next JM Contract girl.
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#224856 - 02/23/07 05:25 PM
Re: Jeff Mullen: Baldfaced Liar
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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hillary scott has never done much for me- she's plainer than jane, take away the gaping anus and she's the girl who you're friends with but never look at in a sexual way.
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#224859 - 02/23/07 10:31 PM
Re: Jeff Mullen: Baldfaced Liar
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
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Nor should you become to attached to it. Staring up the poop shoot may have value to some, but one should never lose focus on the pussy.
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[The movie business] is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There is also a negative side. - Hunter S. Thompson
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#224860 - 02/24/07 06:12 PM
Re: Jeff Mullen: Baldfaced Liar
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/18/05
Posts: 285
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Kissy Kapri is interesting. I was in a blow bang video with her for Johnny Thrust and man she was out of it. Not only did she not say one word but it seemed like she was sedated, as if Jim Powers shot her with a tranquilizer. She wouldn't multi-task or suck cock at all, we pretty much had to fuck her mouth by ourselves and maneuver her to our own liking. She was unresponsive to any of Jim's request, plus the fact that her boyfriend was there didn't help much either. She seems like a nice girl, loves brothers, I like her, but I don't know...she showed nothing but apathy. Go figure.
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