Tell me what hoops I need to jump through for this to work. I don't care anymore. Dignity is a luxury I can't afford. I'm not adverse to outright charity. One of my favorite movies is 'It's A Wonderful Life' and I think the ending with Jimmy Stewart's lifetime of goodwill among his community saving him from financial ruin is not unanalogous here. Though it might be more appropriate in this context and venue for ChickenMaster or an agent of ChiCkenMaster to execute me on the order of the xpt Star Chamber, but in the end that is splitting hairs. Some money will help my situation just as much and the uncruel sting of sweet death. Send money. I'll accept all monies sent gladly and with humility. I will perform tasks/acts for said money. I will sell of personal effects. I will do a number of things.