#224532 - 02/23/0705:44 PMRe: Ava Rose tribute thread
Da Burglar
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Quote: You know whats funny.... Since day one... I have always stuck up for Ava. Every single time someone said something even remotely bad, I would defend her. Even if it was deserved... I still defend her to this day even though we don't even talk.
Yet... she has rarely / never stuck up for me. I wish I could stop giving a shit, But I can't.
Da Burg's pet Owl Marvin frantically flaps overhead of MIA, considers dive bombing her with owl turds to get her attention, instead merely takes out a tootsie pop and starts chatting...."Yoo hoo, little girl, NOW IS YOUR friggin chance! The meow meow pussycat regarding the dysfunctional relationship betwixt you and your sister AVA is now OFFICALLY out of the BAG! So clue us, YOUR FANS and Friends and Jacker-offers, IN as to what is going on and what your side or version of the truth is regarding your relationship. Come on, Spill...."
Seriously Mia, you cant defuse a Bomb after it has gone off, not even in Warcraft (or WHORECRAFT either, where you cant put the splooge back in a dick after it has GONE OFF.) You just confirmed in your statement/post above that (1) You and Ava are no longer speaking, and therefore, are feuding since you are sisters; (2) You resent your sister for NOT sticking up for you; (3) You resent sticking up for your sister because apparently she often deserved the "Shit" being thrown her way and you were helping her dodge rightful criticism or attacks she should have sucked up and taken; (4) Ava abuses christmas trees.
This will be my first www.last_ride_of_da_burglar.com Industry Exclusive scoop, "The Origins of a Family Feud in Porn: Ava and Mia on the fritz....MIA's side of the story."
Mia, this place (XPT) has GONE WAYYYYYY out of its way to treat you like a loving, beaten wife, so you owe it to the legions of devoted perverts that dote on your every word/move to explain your version of things and PREVENT them from defecting to Ava's camp, which could very easily happen cuz your sister is totally fucking hott.
But so are you so FIRE BACK!!! FIRE AWAY!!! FIRE FIRST!!! FIRE FIRE FIRE!!!!! GODDAMN IT, FIRE!!!!!!