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#224458 - 02/21/07 10:48 PM Woman Found In Car Engine
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U.S. Customs and Border Protection Officers said they arrested a man for allegedly trying to smuggle a woman into the country by hiding her inside a car's engine compartment.

Officials said the discovery was made last Friday afternoon during a routine border security inspection at the downtown Calexico port of entry.

Customs officers said the driver, a 27-year-old resident of Mexicali, was stopped driving a beige, 1991 Mercury Grand Marquis.

Upon questioning, officers said the man appeared nervous. He was referred to undergo a secondary inspection. That's when CBP officers said they discovered what appeared to be a piece of wood under the front bumper.


Officers removed the grill and said they found a Chinese woman lying in a non-factory compartment of the engine.

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#224459 - 02/21/07 11:32 PM Re: Woman Found In Car Engine
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They've been doing this for years, I thought.
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#224460 - 02/22/07 04:55 PM Re: Woman Found In Car Engine
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And Chinese, nonetheless. What'd she do, fall out of a shipping container?
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#224461 - 02/23/07 10:22 PM Re: Woman Found In Car Engine
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Quote:

Officers removed the grill and said they found a Chinese woman lying in a non-factory compartment of the engine.




Technically, she wasn't IN the car engine, but rather NEAR it.

I was SO looking forward to new-fangled, cutting-edge immigration tactics involving a dissembled woman IN the car engine...
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