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#224401 - 02/21/07 07:40 PM new company looking for investors
dynamite x Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 259
Loc: in your white wife
I am looking for investors to invest in my production company I am doing VOD,website(coming soon),and DVD already have a studio account with xtube.com,clips4sale.com and can put scene's out on there before there pieced to a DVD for faster income.
I need funds to make 30 scene's and a membership website to be built is a start.
I have been in the video production biz for over 6 years can edit myself and replicate myself and make art to cut cost have been in contact with talent like tabatha tucker,and kitty langdon.
The only thing I need is a distributor.
I need $100,000 to get started and put out the first 6 dvd's.

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#224402 - 02/21/07 07:41 PM Re: new company looking for investors
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Where do I mail my check? Or would you prefer a money order?

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#224403 - 02/21/07 07:44 PM Re: new company looking for investors
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Send me your bank name & address, dda number, routing ID and the name of the company, I'll wire $20 grand to you. Send details to larry_hagmans_liver@budweiser.com

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#224404 - 02/21/07 08:03 PM Re: new company looking for investors
Moxie Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
FROM THE DESK OF.. DR AMIRI BABO
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT.
BANK OF AFRICA(B.O.A)
OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO

Dear Friend,

I am the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance
department BANK OF AFRICA .

In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of U.S$25M US dollars
(Twenty five Million US dollars) in an account that belongs to one of
our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in November
2002 in a plane crash.

Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his
next if kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release
it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the
deceased as indicated in our banking guidlines and laws but
unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation
died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for
the claim.

It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this
business proposal to you so that the money will be released to you as
the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent
disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don't want this
money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.

The banking law and guidline here stipulates that if such money
remained unclaimed after four years, the money will be transfered into
the bank treasury as unclaimed bill. The request of foreigner as next
of kin in this business is occassioned by the fact that the customer
was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a
foreigner.

I propose that 30% of this money will be for you as my foreign
partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account, 10% will be
set aside for expenses incured during the business and 60% would be
for me. Thereafter I will visit your country for disbursement
according to the percentages indicated.

Therefore, to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as
arranged, you must apply first to the bank as relation or next of kin
of the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account number,
your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective
communication and location wherein the money will be remitted.

Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by e-mail a text of
the application which you'll fill in and send to the bank's email
address.. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this
transaction is hitch-free and that you should not entertain any atom
of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer.

You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter
for further clearifications.

Yours faithfully,
DR AMIRI BABO
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#224405 - 02/21/07 08:18 PM Re: new company looking for investors
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
nice

send me your info to

elglorioso@gmail.com

canto de cabron mamabicho se cree que uno es pendejo

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#224406 - 02/21/07 09:29 PM Re: new company looking for investors
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
My arm hurts.
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#224407 - 02/21/07 09:39 PM Re: new company looking for investors
ben Offline
Pervert

Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Quote:

FROM THE DESK OF.. DR AMIRI BABO
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT.
BANK OF AFRICA(B.O.A)
OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO

Dear Friend,

I am the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance
department BANK OF AFRICA .

In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of U.S$25M US dollars
(Twenty five Million US dollars) in an account that belongs to one of
our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in November
2002 in a plane crash.

Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his
next if kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release
it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the
deceased as indicated in our banking guidlines and laws but
unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation
died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for
the claim.

It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this
business proposal to you so that the money will be released to you as
the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent
disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don't want this
money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.

The banking law and guidline here stipulates that if such money
remained unclaimed after four years, the money will be transfered into
the bank treasury as unclaimed bill. The request of foreigner as next
of kin in this business is occassioned by the fact that the customer
was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a
foreigner.

I propose that 30% of this money will be for you as my foreign
partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account, 10% will be
set aside for expenses incured during the business and 60% would be
for me. Thereafter I will visit your country for disbursement
according to the percentages indicated.

Therefore, to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as
arranged, you must apply first to the bank as relation or next of kin
of the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account number,
your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective
communication and location wherein the money will be remitted.

Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by e-mail a text of
the application which you'll fill in and send to the bank's email
address.. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this
transaction is hitch-free and that you should not entertain any atom
of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer.

You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter
for further clearifications.

Yours faithfully,
DR AMIRI BABO





Has anyone ever heard what happens if you try and follow these up? A guy at work said he knew someone who did and they kept asking him for more information which he was faxing back to them. He didn't know the outcome though but said the guy closed his business soon after... I guess from all the money he made?

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#224408 - 02/21/07 10:16 PM Re: new company looking for investors
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3081
Loc: cleanup
Yeah, what happens is your bank account gets wiped out, leaving you destitute, hungry and ready to make movies with Christian.
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#224409 - 02/21/07 11:31 PM Re: new company looking for investors
dynamite x Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 259
Loc: in your white wife
anyone really interested call (760)246-9289 ask for Aaron
oh and the name of the company is Dynamite X Entertainment.


Edited by dynamite x (02/21/07 11:45 PM)

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#224410 - 02/21/07 11:34 PM Re: new company looking for investors
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Quote:

anyone really interested call (760)246-9289




I'll be all over that shit as soon as my investment in a Nigerian bridge pays out.

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#224411 - 02/21/07 11:36 PM Re: new company looking for investors
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
It's good there's another gonzo shooter in the biz. There's not enough competition.
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#224412 - 02/21/07 11:54 PM Re: new company looking for investors
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Quote:

anyone really interested call (760)246-9289 ask for Aaron
oh and the name of the company is Dynamite X Entertainment.




into oblivion

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#224413 - 02/22/07 12:00 AM Re: new company looking for investors
dynamite x Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 259
Loc: in your white wife
it ain't easy

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#224414 - 02/22/07 08:33 AM Re: new company looking for investors
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Moore, Lisa
15175 Lake St
Adelanto, CA 92301-4818
(760) 246-9289

Description: Dynamite Entertainment is in adult production company that shoots hardcore gonzo series based on fetishes such as creampies,natural girls,gang bangs,ect. We are based out of california but we also travel for shoots we have great talent contacts on deck just need start up money for the first 5 scene's $10,000 is needed. The Scene's will be on Pay-Per-View at www.xtube.com before they are put to a DVD series Any private investors interested email me newjack12001@yahoo.com


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#224415 - 02/22/07 08:42 AM Re: new company looking for investors
Dick Head Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 505
you need money? start sucking dick or put an 'open for business' sign on your ass. after about a week of whoring you should have $100, take that money and invest it in drugs. give the drugs to a whore in exchange for 'on camera' sex. repeat process.

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#224416 - 02/22/07 11:21 AM Re: new company looking for investors
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
you can hire Sammura and PAFH

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#224417 - 02/22/07 11:29 AM Re: new company looking for investors
dynamite x Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 259
Loc: in your white wife
Quote:

Moore, Lisa
15175 Lake St
Adelanto, CA 92301-4818
(760) 246-9289

thats my home number call jason my business partner (760)887-8107

Description: Dynamite Entertainment is in adult production company that shoots hardcore gonzo series based on fetishes such as creampies,natural girls,gang bangs,ect. We are based out of california but we also travel for shoots we have great talent contacts on deck just need start up money for the first 5 scene's $10,000 is needed. The Scene's will be on Pay-Per-View at www.xtube.com before they are put to a DVD series Any private investors interested email me newjack12001@yahoo.com






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#224418 - 02/22/07 12:55 PM Re: new company looking for investors
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
What a cynical group of people. Don't pay any attention to them, Dynamite X. I wish you the best of luck in your efforts to expend way too much money chasing a rapidly diminishing market.

But before you go throwing your cash into the fire, ask yourself this: what sells well right now? What will sell well six months from now. If you're just shooting the same porn as everybody else using the same talent pool as everyone else, then good luck with all that.

If you want to make money in porn these days, get your USP or ask WillieD's advice on Chapter 11. Sorry, but them's the realities.
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#224419 - 02/22/07 02:25 PM Re: new company looking for investors
dynamite x Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 259
Loc: in your white wife
is'nt the milf fetish doing good on the market.

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#224420 - 02/22/07 02:38 PM Re: new company looking for investors
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Seriously, and I'm not saying this just to dick you around, if I was investing money into a start up porn company today, I wouldn't. I'd buy shitty houses and become a slum landlord.

MILF is okay, but show me a company that isn't doing it. Even DP are shooting pseudo MILF with Robbye D.

You will not make money with porn DVDs right now. Look at any method whereby your company takes virtually all of the retail price, from VoD through IPTV: no wholesale, no warehousing, no packaging costs and an international market. And look at other niches online that charge a premium for their content.

That's my 5c.
_________________________
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#224421 - 02/22/07 02:49 PM Re: new company looking for investors
dynamite x Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 259
Loc: in your white wife
good point thats why I'm doing internet stuff before DVD crap DVD is the last thing in line from what I here on how the market is now.
I have been thinking about doing BBW anal creampie scene's since those are rarely made.

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#224422 - 02/22/07 02:53 PM Re: new company looking for investors
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

I have been thinking about doing BBW anal creampie scene's since those are rarely made.




I suggest IR BBW anal creampies- those are even rarer.

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#224423 - 02/22/07 03:09 PM Re: new company looking for investors
dynamite x Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 259
Loc: in your white wife
I plan on it

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#224424 - 02/22/07 03:12 PM Re: new company looking for investors
dynamite x Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 259
Loc: in your white wife
hell why not make it a orgy one

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#224425 - 02/22/07 03:42 PM Re: new company looking for investors
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
Quote:

Quote:

I have been thinking about doing BBW anal creampie scene's since those are rarely made.




I suggest IR BBW anal creampies- those are even rarer.




i would totally buy an ir bbw anal creampie flick. someoen make it happen NOW

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#224426 - 02/22/07 03:51 PM Re: new company looking for investors
dynamite x Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 259
Loc: in your white wife
I saw this www.crackwhoreconfessions.com a while back is this guy for real if so this is some lower budget shit to make he might have some compitition soon.

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#224427 - 02/22/07 05:51 PM Re: new company looking for investors
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

I saw this www.crackwhoreconfessions.com a while back is this guy for real if so this is some lower budget shit to make he might have some compitition soon.




I can't believe it. One of those whores actually has stroke value
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#224428 - 02/22/07 06:04 PM Re: new company looking for investors
Deuce_Bigalow Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
Loc: NYC
Quote:

I saw this www.crackwhoreconfessions.com.




More like Craigslist confessions gaaaawDAMN! them some haggard hoes.

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#224429 - 02/22/07 06:23 PM Re: new company looking for investors
Deuce_Bigalow Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
Loc: NYC
Not to get off subject, but that's one funny ass site! Please post pics in the cage!!

Sammi = belladonna in five.
Miss Kitty = Gia Paloma in five.
Annie = Lea Luv in ten.
Candie = Dana DeArmond now.


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#224430 - 02/22/07 06:36 PM Re: new company looking for investors
dynamite x Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 259
Loc: in your white wife
these broads are suposed to be real crackwhores

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#224431 - 02/22/07 06:42 PM Re: new company looking for investors
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Yeah, we like to make light of human misery here. It's even more fun when the situation their in is the person's own damn fault.
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#224432 - 02/23/07 02:59 AM Re: new company looking for investors
pariah Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
I think that conky is about dead on. Its been done. as far as what you want to shoot, its been shot.
You have to get ahead of the game. You have to step out in front. New idea is the key.
My 5c would be to get yourself a job in porno as an editor or what have you and get a feel for it. You need to look around the internet. If your are going to do your midget BBW IR POV you may want to find out where to put your adds... its a big internet you know. If you just build it they will not come. you have to drag them.
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#224433 - 02/23/07 06:43 AM Re: new company looking for investors
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

these broads are suposed to be real crackwhores




you can hire have2cit too he can be the next white trash whore

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#224434 - 02/23/07 07:45 AM Re: new company looking for investors
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


you can hire have2cit too he can be the next white trash whore




Oh sure because brown trash whores are so much better. How is the wife by the way, still working the mean streets of San Juan for smack?

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#224435 - 02/23/07 07:51 AM Re: new company looking for investors
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Quote:


you can hire have2cit too he can be the next white trash whore




Oh sure because brown trash whores are so much better. How is the wife by the way, still working the mean streets of San Juan for smack?




yes she make a lot or money for pay your Molly Hatchet concerts tickets and your mullet haircuts(remember my wife is your mother)

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#224436 - 02/23/07 08:01 AM Re: new company looking for investors
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


yes she make a lot or money for pay your Molly Hatchet concerts tickets and your mullet haircuts(remember my wife is your mother)




Is Molly Hatchet still playing live gigs? What are they a hundred? Sorry my mother was something you can never be, an American, and no father of mine would marry a crackwhore, but by all means keep dreaming about being American. I know how worthless and pathetic your existence is, so I guess I can throw you a bone.

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#224437 - 02/24/07 08:05 AM Re: new company looking for investors
xvod Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 698
Loc: CA
Quote:

Description: Dynamite Entertainment is in adult production company that shoots hardcore gonzo series based on fetishes such as creampies,natural girls,gang bangs,ect. We are based out of california but we also travel for shoots we have great talent contacts on deck just need start up money for the first 5 scene's $10,000 is needed. The Scene's will be on Pay-Per-View before they are put to a DVD series.




HERE'S FREE BUSINESS CONSULTING TO ALL PORN COMPANIES!

Have you thought about this business plan??? If you put your scenes online first, nobody is going to buy them on DVD.

Think about how Hollywood does it... First release the movie in theaters, then release DVDs and last release VOD. They do it this way because it maximizes revenue.

Do you know why many porn companies are complaining about making zero??? Because a simultaneous DVD/VOD release kills DVD sales. If you are going electronic format, do it... but if you plan DVD - don't do VOD first.


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#224438 - 02/24/07 08:41 AM Re: new company looking for investors
Dick Head Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 505
...and don't look for handouts on a porn board.
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#224439 - 02/24/07 08:12 PM Re: new company looking for investors
dynamite x Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 259
Loc: in your white wife
Quote:

Quote:

Description: Dynamite Entertainment is in adult production company that shoots hardcore gonzo series based on fetishes such as creampies,natural girls,gang bangs,ect. We are based out of california but we also travel for shoots we have great talent contacts on deck just need start up money for the first 5 scene's $10,000 is needed. The Scene's will be on Pay-Per-View before they are put to a DVD series.




HERE'S FREE BUSINESS CONSULTING TO ALL PORN COMPANIES!

Have you thought about this business plan??? If you put your scenes online first, nobody is going to buy them on DVD.

Think about how Hollywood does it... First release the movie in theaters, then release DVDs and last release VOD. They do it this way because it maximizes revenue.

Do you know why many porn companies are complaining about making zero??? Because a simultaneous DVD/VOD release kills DVD sales. If you are going electronic format, do it... but if you plan DVD - don't do VOD first.





with xtube they can only rent it for 24 hours if they like it thats how the dvds will sell I will only put 1 scene out of every series made to vod on xtube and advertise the series with it and sell the dvd's on the offical website when I have one built for fans to cop it up.
Since Distribution companys are a bitch with wholesale and all.
Thank you conky for the helpful advice.


Edited by dynamite x (02/24/07 08:17 PM)

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#224440 - 02/24/07 08:14 PM Re: new company looking for investors
dynamite x Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 259
Loc: in your white wife
...and don't look for handouts on a porn board.





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#224441 - 02/24/07 08:15 PM Re: new company looking for investors
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
This thread makes me want to invest with Conky..Not dynamite x.
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