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My previous social isolation did not prepare me for the classroom. Socially awkward, I made few friends outside my best friend, Wayne Chery. His mother had to intervene that year to allow me to attend Gavin's birthday party. Several boys made it clear to me that day that if they'd had their way, I'd still be at home. This feeling of being an unpopular outsider persists in me frequently to this day.

Perhaps it was just as well that I didn't get too close to my schoolmates considering what some of them were into - each other and animals.

By age ten many of the boys in my school had powerful sex drives which they released through mutual masturbation, oral and anal sex and bestiality. Not even goats, ducks and other farm animals were safe. Being a big chicken, I stayed away from this wild experimentation...except for some frottage with Wayne Chery and those unfortunate, yet repeated, encounters with the local wallabies, the deadly taipan snake that became romantically fixated on my prolapsed rectum, a local platypus, a box jellyfish that resembled my dead mum, and a wombat I named Steve.

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I noticed Luke`s rectum would loop out of the anus. Elenne says it was from straining on the pot. We didn't know at the time that Luke's condition was a result of being repeatedly sodomized by the wallabies that inhabited our back yard. That fixed itself as he grew older (we just pushed it back and finally it stayed).

Luke later told of us the experience: "The thing about a wallaby is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he rapes ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. And despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' those wallabies come in and... they rape you to pieces."

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Well, he's not an ocker and I'd be amazed if he's ever sampled Vic Bitter too.

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Love how you stick your worthless 2cents in everything. Boy do you have a high post count, what's wrong? Nothing else going on, you sit on this board all fuckin day long, if you had a real job like you claim, you wouldn't be able to be here all day long. I only come on once during the day, because unlike you, I have a "REAL" job. And maybe pass through during the nitetime before I go to sleep to see what insanity has insued while I was gone. Your posts are as boring as the 90% of the people on here, yet you continue to bash everyone, who are you? Im guessing a "NOBODY IN REAL LIFE".

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Love how you stick your worthless 2cents in everything. Boy do you have a high post count, what's wrong? Nothing else going on, you sit on this board all fuckin day long, if you had a real job like you claim, you wouldn't be able to be here all day long. I only come on once during the day, because unlike you, I have a "REAL" job. And maybe pass through during the nitetime before I go to sleep to see what insanity has insued while I was gone. Your posts are as boring as the 90% of the people on here, yet you continue to bash everyone, who are you? Im guessing a "NOBODY IN REAL LIFE".

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You are a silly, dumb little whore, aren't you? Am I in your time zone? No. Do I have staff? Yes. Do I earn more than you? Like you wouldn't believe.

I've worked in the adult industry a long fucking time, sweet cheeks, and I've seen suitcase pimpettes like you come into the biz, lurk around gullible whores for a few years and then fade into insignificance and the obscurity you so richly deserve.

While you sit on your fat, pustulent ass trying to justify being a porn hanger-on, I'm actually involved in the industry and have been in a salaried position in it for the whole time. Can you claim the same? Of course you can't, because you're just there to wipe someone's ass with your face.

If my post count is high, it's because I've felt I had something to contribute. Your posts mainly consist of pissy little Graemlins or quotes of someone else's with a three word insult after it.

You were owned once, you fat sack of puke, and you'll be owned again. Your only contribution to society in general is the stink of your stale sweat as you force your obese, disgusting sack of flesh through the Metro.

If you didn't already look like an ugly old man, I'd suggest you go get your cunt pulled out and packed so you could become a real suitcase pimp. But I guess you'd get just as little action then as you do now.

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Gypsy... You look like a bag of smashed assholes,with the good ones picked out.

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Love how you stick your worthless 2cents in everything. Boy do you have a high post count, what's wrong? Nothing else going on, you sit on this board all fuckin day long, if you had a real job like you claim, you wouldn't be able to be here all day long. I only come on once during the day, because unlike you, I have a "REAL" job. And maybe pass through during the nitetime before I go to sleep to see what insanity has insued while I was gone. Your posts are as boring as the 90% of the people on here, yet you continue to bash everyone, who are you? Im guessing a "NOBODY IN REAL LIFE".

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You are a silly, dumb little whore, aren't you? Am I in your time zone? No. Do I have staff? Yes. Do I earn more than you? Like you wouldn't believe.

I've worked in the adult industry a long fucking time, sweet cheeks, and I've seen suitcase pimpettes like you come into the biz, lurk around gullible whores for a few years and then fade into insignificance and the obscurity you so richly deserve.

While you sit on your fat, pustulent ass trying to justify being a porn hanger-on, I'm actually involved in the industry and have been in a salaried position in it for the whole time. Can you claim the same? Of course you can't, because you're just there to wipe someone's ass with your face.

If my post count is high, it's because I've felt I had something to contribute. Your posts mainly consist of pissy little Graemlins or quotes of someone else's with a three word insult after it.

You were owned once, you fat sack of puke, and you'll be owned again. Your only contribution to society in general is the stink of your stale sweat as you force your obese, disgusting sack of flesh through the Metro.

If you didn't already look like an ugly old man, I'd suggest you go get your cunt pulled out and packed so you could become a real suitcase pimp. But I guess you'd get just as little action then as you do now.

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WOW that's alot of typing. Kudos to you. Never said I was a porn hanger on, how can you say that when all these people are on a porn board. I like a few girls that I message with sometimes, thats the extent of my porno life or hanger on as you say. Thanks for bringing up old threads, you are the man.
Edit to add what does being in the same time zone have to do with anything, cause you're in another state means you can sit on the board all day, like a loser. Goodbye, I have to go back to work and sue dumb people of your caliber.

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WOW that's alot of typing. Kudos to you. Never said I was a porn hanger on, how can you say that when all these people are on a porn board. I like a few girls that I message with sometimes, thats the extent of my porno life or hanger on as you say. Thanks for bringing up old threads, you are the man.
Edit to add what does being in the same time zone have to do with anything, cause you're in another state means you can sit on the board all day, like a loser. Goodbye, I have to go back to work and sue dumb people of your caliber.

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WOW that's alot of typing. Kudos to you. Never said I was a porn hanger on, how can you say that when all these people are on a porn board. I like a few girls that I message with sometimes, thats the extent of my porno life or hanger on as you say. Thanks for bringing up old threads, you are the man.
Edit to add what does being in the same time zone have to do with anything, cause you're in another state means you can sit on the board all day, like a loser. Goodbye, I have to go back to work and sue dumb people of your caliber.

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"Goodbye, I have to go back to work and sue dumb people of your caliber."
You're a fully qualified attorney, are you? Please do tell me what field you specialize in. My company is always interested in hiring the best. We don't want legal clerks, though, just qualified lawyers. If you're a lawyer, you seem to lack the necessary vocabulary for the job. Please, don't pretend to be anything other than you are unless you have all the ammunition to back it up.

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