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My previous social isolation did not prepare me for the classroom. Socially awkward, I made few friends outside my best friend, Wayne Chery. His mother had to intervene that year to allow me to attend Gavin's birthday party. Several boys made it clear to me that day that if they'd had their way, I'd still be at home. This feeling of being an unpopular outsider persists in me frequently to this day.

Perhaps it was just as well that I didn't get too close to my schoolmates considering what some of them were into - each other and animals.

By age ten many of the boys in my school had powerful sex drives which they released through mutual masturbation, oral and anal sex and bestiality. Not even goats, ducks and other farm animals were safe. Being a big chicken, I stayed away from this wild experimentation...except for some frottage with Wayne Chery and those unfortunate, yet repeated, encounters with the local wallabies, the deadly taipan snake that became romantically fixated on my prolapsed rectum, a local platypus, a box jellyfish that resembled my dead mum, and a wombat I named Steve.

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