Jesus Christ you people sicken me. IT WAS A GODDAMNED FUCKING JOKE. IT'S THE FUCKING MONKEY CAGE. I don't believe one tenth of the shit that's posted in here anyway. Why Luke Ford ever lifts material from here is beyond me. Well, it's because he doesn't check the facts before putting them up, and he pretends to know the truth! It's about picking fights and calling people out. Sierra's is a nice girl, funny, but also a pothead and a whore. She knows it, we know it, we had some fun with it. I don't know Paloma. Paloma is a crackhead and a whore. Maybe an ex-crackhead, I don't know. We had some fun with it.

Did anyone demand an apology from the Monkey over the Marc Wallice thread? The Amber Rayne thread? Did that skank Alex Devine get pissed because I made her the poster child for the Dignity Extractor? I guess this means Veronica has to go apologize to TJ Cummings, Lockwood has to apologize to Bornyo for thinking he was Houston Don, Fayner has to apologize to Padova for calling her a skank back in 2004, James and I have to apologize to Brandon for alleging he has herpes (he does) all the time, and the Monkey need to apologize to...well everyone.

If the worst thing that happens to you in porn is that you get lampooned in the Cage (which I secretly suspect some of the whores enjoy), sign me up. I'll grow a vagina and be on set in a week. It's better than dealing with lawyers and bankers all day. I don't know if I should go vomit or masturbate now.