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#223892 - 02/18/07 11:27 PM rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent moron
jamesn Offline
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you're just smart enough to know dianetics and scientology don't impress people, but will you stop fucking coming up with monthly grand-unifying theories and deciding you're the prophet of them. ?

you've read some shit you googled and maybe a book.

you live in florida. everything about the lucrative job in europe you claimed to have was bullshit. you slinked home.

you're not a genius. you didn't go to real college. you don't have an advanced degree. you're a guy who reads wikipedia and some shit on the web and regurgitates it like an expert.

let's get this straight-you've accomplished NOTHING but failing out of porn AND wrestling. so shut the fuck up and go make yourself a nice life with your polluted girlfriend down there in central florida where you're more likely to find an audience that'll believe keiko got into julliard and that you're a polymath-nutritionist. they'll hang onto your every word about your great porn glories and how you went to caltech.

fucking loser, shut the fuck up. i checked in to see what was happening here and it's turned into some kind of dumb nerd show. and you're the dumbest nerd i've ever seen, beating out that kid who ran the science club and a/v equipment at his community-college.

die fag die.
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#223893 - 02/18/07 11:56 PM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
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Registered: 11/23/06
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Welcome back. Glad the retirement didn't last long.

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#223894 - 02/18/07 11:57 PM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent moron
k1ng Offline
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Welcome back and without missing a step.
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#223895 - 02/19/07 02:32 AM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
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Quote:

you're just smart enough to know dianetics and scientology don't impress people, but will you stop fucking coming up with monthly grand-unifying theories and deciding you're the prophet of them. ?

you've read some shit you googled and maybe a book.

you live in florida. everything about the lucrative job in europe you claimed to have was bullshit. you slinked home.

you're not a genius. you didn't go to real college. you don't have an advanced degree. you're a guy who reads wikipedia and some shit on the web and regurgitates it like an expert.

let's get this straight-you've accomplished NOTHING but failing out of porn AND wrestling. so shut the fuck up and go make yourself a nice life with your polluted girlfriend down there in central florida where you're more likely to find an audience that'll believe keiko got into julliard and that you're a polymath-nutritionist. they'll hang onto your every word about your great porn glories and how you went to caltech.

fucking loser, shut the fuck up. i checked in to see what was happening here and it's turned into some kind of dumb nerd show. and you're the dumbest nerd i've ever seen, beating out that kid who ran the science club and a/v equipment at his community-college.

die fag die.





Thank you for the kind words of love and support... your criticisms have been noted where worthy.

Just try to find something nice to do for someone everyday, build yourself some good feelings around you, you seem like you have too much anger. Anger and hate only eat away at your own health and body.
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#223896 - 02/19/07 04:11 AM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
MoronBoy Offline
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Now, that's the way to make a comeback.

How's it going, Jamesn?
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#223897 - 02/19/07 06:37 AM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
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#223898 - 02/19/07 09:05 AM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
ChickenMaster Offline
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Posts: 3178
Quote:

Just try to find something nice to do for someone everyday, build yourself some good feelings around you, you seem like you have too much anger. Anger and hate only eat away at your own health and body.




I like Jamesn' hate, it makes things clear when skies are grey.


Edited by ChickenMaster (02/19/07 09:36 AM)

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#223899 - 02/19/07 09:35 AM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent moron
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Just the other day, I was going to post that someone should find a way to ban james from even looking at this board, because what he would find here since his departure would shock and maybe even kill him. Well, too late.

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#223900 - 02/19/07 02:18 PM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
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[quote


Thank you for the kind words of love and support... your criticisms have been noted where worthy.






Out of curiosity, did you find any of them worthy? If so, which ones?
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#223901 - 02/19/07 04:44 PM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
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Well, i guess they didn't really count as criticisms.

But, no... i do not have an advanced degree... I only have a BA, I never finished after that, and though i thought about it when i came back here... chances are I never will. I do have my regrets about that to some degree, and do not in others.

And while the job in Europe wasn't bullshit, i did count my chickens before they hatched. Since in the end the bureaucratic end prevented it from happening, and I got fired from the job for the same company here because of my drug issues, even having your uncle as your boss cannot protect you from rock bottom.

But, now i am a sober and more well adjusted person.
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#223902 - 02/19/07 06:40 PM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
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Quote:

Well, i guess they didn't really count as criticisms.

But, no... i do not have an advanced degree... I only have a BA, I never finished after that, and though i thought about it when i came back here... chances are I never will. I do have my regrets about that to some degree, and do not in others.

And while the job in Europe wasn't bullshit, i did count my chickens before they hatched. Since in the end the bureaucratic end prevented it from happening, and I got fired from the job for the same company here because of my drug issues, even having your uncle as your boss cannot protect you from rock bottom.

But, now i am a sober and more well adjusted person.




Just admit it, Jamesn wiped the floor with you.

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#223903 - 02/19/07 09:59 PM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
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to be honest, i really don't care one way or another. I come on here for shits and giggles and the occasional good bit of conversation. The rest of this, and stuff like this is just keyboard diarrhea from anonymous people on the internets, not worth any enrgy to worry about, it is just good to know i'm ingrained in someone's mind enough they will talk about me... though even the ones who I have met in person around here and open thier mouths the biggest... never say anything to my face IRL.... so it really is just a waste of energy to get upset over it.

It's like Mia says... retards with hard-ons.
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#223904 - 02/19/07 10:14 PM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
jamesn Offline
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i'm a retard without a hard-on. obviously i just looked at a picture of keiko.
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#223905 - 02/20/07 08:35 AM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
Jeff Steward Offline
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Quote:



But, now i am a sober and more well adjusted person.




Well adjusted????Compared to what,Anna Nicole Smith!Only Wankus is a bigger waste of flesh.Die maggot die.
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#223906 - 02/21/07 11:56 PM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
ChickenMaster Offline
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Quote:



But, now i am a sober and more well adjusted person.




Well adjusted????Compared to what,Anna Nicole Smith!Only Wankus is a bigger waste of flesh.Die maggot die.




fayner.....

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#223907 - 02/22/07 12:13 AM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
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I'm actually confused... so you made it clear that you've lied about being a 'clean/sober' person. In some ways I find it hard to believe you really even had much of a severe addiction and perhaps more so needed to just get away and go back home to regain your sanity. But who knows, I can be rather stupid and naive, obviously.

But I do recall you saying that you, if I remember correctly, finished high school early but never went for college education. And I remember having a discussion, to which I vaguely remember (bad memory *sigh*) you saying things in such fashion that lead me to believe that you didn't see much importance or need for college education. Which is totally fine. Whatever.

But now in another thread just recently, I see you saying you have a B.A.? New things just keep popping up and I'm just wondering if all that I've learned of you and Kei in the past... were they all merely stories? Was it amusing to you guys to take advantage of someone who opened up enough to listen and learn what others had to say, perhaps even trust, share and .. well you get the picture.

From my end it just seems like you guys have been just doing some major soul searching, trying to find what you really are, what you really want and things of that sort. Not so much really trying to beat an addiction. At least speaking of the majority of it all.

So what issss the real story of you & you and kei. (I don't feel respectful enough calling her Kei but then again I dont want to use a real name when I'm not sure it's allowed, so please tell me what name I should use LOL)

Also, might I edit to add also that I very clearly remember more than once you guys explaining to me that upon entering the biz you have felt you had to dress ordinary to fit into the porno pool so you can shoot as often and become looked upon and accepted in the biz like any other performer versus trying to get into the biz dressed goth-like (dark clothing 'n such) and do remember you saying that the whole (can't remember the term) but i'll use 'underground' look was more you and it felt good to be able to dress and look how you've always wanted and not having to conform for others just to be accepted.

Now in another thread you've basically said the samething but vice versa.

Rob... I know I'm not this looney, while I can't quote you word for word, I do know what I heard by what was told. Right?

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#223908 - 02/22/07 12:19 AM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
ChickenMaster Offline
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Quote:

From my end it just seems like you guys have been just doing some major soul searching, trying to find what you really are, what you really want and things of that sort. Not so much really trying to beat an addiction.




Rob is addicted to himself.

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#223909 - 02/22/07 03:54 AM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
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I'm actually confused... so you made it clear that you've lied about being a 'clean/sober' person. In some ways I find it hard to believe you really even had much of a severe addiction and perhaps more so needed to just get away and go back home to regain your sanity. But who knows, I can be rather stupid and naive, obviously.




We hid it well sometimes Gen... not so much others.
Quote:


But I do recall you saying that you, if I remember correctly, finished high school early but never went for college education. And I remember having a discussion, to which I vaguely remember (bad memory *sigh*) you saying things in such fashion that lead me to believe that you didn't see much importance or need for college education. Which is totally fine. Whatever.




I said shit like that based on bad advice i had received from a former person in the biz... lets call him H.S.

Yes, i did graduate high school early, and yes, i did get my B.A.


Quote:

But now in another thread just recently, I see you saying you have a B.A.? New things just keep popping up and I'm just wondering if all that I've learned of you and Kei in the past... were they all merely stories? Was it amusing to you guys to take advantage of someone who opened up enough to listen and learn what others had to say, perhaps even trust, share and .. well you get the picture.




Gen, it has nothing to do with you personally... i mean that from the bottom of my heart. We believed in "Living the Gimmick" and didn't have it any other way with pretty much anyone... very few people knew the real US.

Quote:


From my end it just seems like you guys have been just doing some major soul searching, trying to find what you really are, what you really want and things of that sort. Not so much really trying to beat an addiction. At least speaking of the majority of it all.




Think of it more as a combination of the two things.... yes we had to beat an addiction, and that process led to some major soul searching.

Quote:


So what issss the real story of you & you and kei. (I don't feel respectful enough calling her Kei but then again I dont want to use a real name when I'm not sure it's allowed, so please tell me what name I should use LOL)




Just call her "S", it is a sutible pseudonym on all ends now. As far as the real story.... We have known each other since high school when we starred in a play of Pink Floyd's The Wall together...that much is true. We got together 4 yrs alter when we met up at a Frisbee game I was playing with some friends in the parking lot of a comic book store i worked at while going to school, though i no longer worked their and instead was working for a porn store. She moved in with me after our 2nd date.... 3 yrs later we on a whim one day decided we wanted to visit LA and do porn... and a week after being in LA, we decided we were staying. There is so much intertwined between that if you want the full scoop you will get it some time after we get back... as i don't want to type it all out right now.
Quote:


Also, might I edit to add also that I very clearly remember more than once you guys explaining to me that upon entering the biz you have felt you had to dress ordinary to fit into the porno pool so you can shoot as often and become looked upon and accepted in the biz like any other performer versus trying to get into the biz dressed goth-like (dark clothing 'n such) and do remember you saying that the whole (can't remember the term) but i'll use 'underground' look was more you and it felt good to be able to dress and look how you've always wanted and not having to conform for others just to be accepted.

Now in another thread you've basically said the samething but vice versa.




When i was younger and i did sort of dress the "goth" part... and yes i listen to odd music, but if anything i was always more of a raver than anything... hell listen to the music i usually prefer... its Hard Trance. I do NOT like to do the whole "goth look" think and haven't since i was about 17... if you look at me when I first came in i looked very normal. Once again... it was about fueling the characters, and living the gimmick.
Quote:


Rob... I know I'm not this looney, while I can't quote you word for word, I do know what I heard by what was told. Right?




You did, but unfortunately you still only got to know what were essentially characters playing a part. I mean like i said.. right down to me and S's "Break Up".. it was all gimmick...

Now though i realize that does more damage than it helps.

So i guess you can call me "No Gimmicks Needed" Rob Longshot.
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#223910 - 02/22/07 05:20 AM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
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Quote:


Rob is addicted to himself.




Rob is addicted to attention. Typical whore.

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#223911 - 02/22/07 07:30 AM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
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#223912 - 02/22/07 08:18 AM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
have2cit Offline
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Your favorite boi band? I'm not really surprised what should I expect from a country where J Lo is considered a cultural icon?

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#223913 - 02/22/07 08:24 AM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
ChickenMaster Offline
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So i guess you can call me "No Gimmicks Needed" Rob Longshot.




Futurism, transhumanism, singularitarianism is pretty gimmicky there robby. You substitute your addictions, not beat them. You are worse then a new ager or a hippy. We all have our vices, yours just seems to be attention whoring and reclusive addiction to video games/internet activity. We all want to be better people and improve ourselves, some of us just go about it completely wrong. Remember, talk is cheap.

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#223914 - 02/22/07 09:15 AM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
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So i guess you can call me "No Gimmicks Needed" Rob Longshot.




Futurism, transhumanism, singularitarianism is pretty gimmicky there robby. You substitute your addictions, not beat them. You are worse then a new ager or a hippy. We all have our vices, yours just seems to be attention whoring and reclusive addiction to video games/internet activity. We all want to be better people and improve ourselves, some of us just go about it completely wrong. Remember, talk is cheap.




It's not gimmicky... it is something I truly believe in. To me, the futurism is kinda the closest thing to a "religion" i have ever had (Taoism and Buddhism being philosophies). It is the only thing i find truly worthy of "faith". To me a world where man has transcended death and forced evolutions hand, is a much better alternative than some guy in the sky. It is something TANGIBLE, something possible, and something we will likely see within our lifetimes... MSNBC.com ran an article earlier this week discussing robots and A.I. and also discussed the concept of singularity... and Discovery had a great special on a few weeks ago called 2057 (which actually stopped short of where we are likely to be by that point as many of the technologies they showed were a very short time down the road.)

If I am to believe in anything, i will choose to believe in the future. It is a much better alternative... especially with so many in this world now days believing in NO future. All of the apocalyptic bullshit fed to us by the religious types... i mean 50% of Americans believe that Jesus is returning to earth soon and it will be the end of the world... and they hope for that. To me THAT is sad.



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#223915 - 02/22/07 10:49 AM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
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If I am to believe in anything, i will choose to believe in the future. It is a much better alternative... especially with so many in this world now days believing in NO future. All of the apocalyptic bullshit fed to us by the religious types... i mean 50% of Americans believe that Jesus is returning to earth soon and it will be the end of the world... and they hope for that. To me THAT is sad.






Alright dude, I'll give you that much. You just need to stop writing endless posts about yourself. It wasn't entertaining when you were Longshot V1 and its not any better as V2. Everyone has their beliefs, trials and tribulations. Spilling it out for everyone to read every second post like an attention whore makes you look vapid.

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#223916 - 02/22/07 11:30 AM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
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...Spilling it out for everyone to read every second post like an attention whore makes you look vapid...




No, it makes him look like a fool. Mark Twain said "Better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt". The same applies here.

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#223917 - 02/22/07 03:29 PM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
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Quote:

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If I am to believe in anything, i will choose to believe in the future. It is a much better alternative... especially with so many in this world now days believing in NO future. All of the apocalyptic bullshit fed to us by the religious types... i mean 50% of Americans believe that Jesus is returning to earth soon and it will be the end of the world... and they hope for that. To me THAT is sad.






Alright dude, I'll give you that much. You just need to stop writing endless posts about yourself. It wasn't entertaining when you were Longshot V1 and its not any better as V2. Everyone has their beliefs, trials and tribulations. Spilling it out for everyone to read every second post like an attention whore makes you look vapid.




I really don't much... and only chime in usually when it is relevant to the discussion at hand, or the derailment it has taken. More often than not it is other posters who make whatever thread i post in turn into a discussion about me, I blame their obsession instead.

Truth is, i see myself now as an open book... part of my therapy is breaking down the barriers I had built with the persona's i had taken on as a shield for myself. The incarnation that you had come to know, was created to be unlikeable for the most part... as a defense mechanism. If you encourage people not to like you, you have no need to be anxious over what they think of you. I now know that isn't a healthy thing to do, and only causes more damage, and in the end more anxiety.
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#223918 - 02/22/07 03:52 PM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
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Truth is, i see myself now as an open book... part of my therapy is breaking down the barriers I had built with the persona's i had taken on as a shield for myself. The incarnation that you had come to know, was created to be unlikeable for the most part... as a defense mechanism. If you encourage people not to like you, you have no need to be anxious over what they think of you. I now know that isn't a healthy thing to do, and only causes more damage, and in the end more anxiety.




Pure faggotry. You've never gotten it and you never will. That I or anyone would most likely have to explain to you what "It" is pretty much sums up all that is wrong with you.

Much like Luke Ford, you will die poor and alone. Your slumlord will find your lifeless corpse not by the stench of decomposition, but by the stench of failure that will permeate the halls of your Cabrini-Green-esque living facility. You’re a loser. You will always be a loser. You’re also very unattractive and your avatar is somehow more annoying than your putrid posts. That is all.
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#223919 - 02/22/07 04:01 PM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
gia jordan Offline
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Holy Hesher Butt Rocker Kee-riiiist! Man O War has got to be the WORST metal band EVER right behind Grim Reaper. Good gawd, people.

And Rob, when do we get to some new Keiko pics? Fair enough if she doesn't want to unveil her new tits, but I'm very dubious about her weightloss down to 5'4" and 110. Pics please.

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#223920 - 02/22/07 06:03 PM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
ChickenMaster Offline
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Truth is, i see myself now as an open book




Why the fuck would you be a open book to a bunch of degenerates on a porn message board? These people are assholes and social retards. It's like opening yourself up to a bunch of serial killers while having a steak dinner with really sharp knives.

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#223921 - 02/22/07 06:23 PM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
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Why the fuck would you be a open book to a bunch of degenerates on a porn message board? These people are assholes and social retards.




Hey look at it this way:

Who can better understand Rob than his own kind, right?
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#223922 - 02/22/07 06:29 PM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
have2cit Offline
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Times like these are when I miss Cassandra the most. God she used to rip his balls off.

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#223923 - 02/22/07 06:33 PM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
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Quote:

Quote:

Why the fuck would you be a open book to a bunch of degenerates on a porn message board? These people are assholes and social retards.




Hey look at it this way:

Who can better understand Rob than his own kind, right?




Rob makes people like us appear normal, in fact he make people like AC Cream and Swami seem mentally stable.
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#223924 - 02/22/07 07:29 PM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
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Your slumlord will find your lifeless corpse not by the stench of decomposition, but by the stench of failure that will permeate the halls of your Cabrini-Green-esque living facility.




It's already happened. From the NY Daily News

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#223925 - 02/23/07 04:32 AM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
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Your favorite boi band? I'm not really surprised what should I expect from a country where J Lo is considered a cultural icon?




i preffer JLO than Britney Spears who is your cultural icon

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#223926 - 02/23/07 05:26 AM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
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i preffer JLO to Britney Spears who is your cultural icon




Wrong again Jesus, the thought of any of these silly little spoiled whore makes me retch. Much like your wife does when she has to have sex with you, or your kids when you bring home the food you found in a dumpster.

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#223927 - 02/23/07 06:33 AM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
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Quote:

i preffer JLO to Britney Spears who is your cultural icon




Wrong again Jesus, the thought of any of these silly little spoiled whore makes me retch. Much like your wife does when she has to have sex with you, or your kids when you bring home the food you found in a dumpster.




my wife is your mom (that mean you are my son and i rape you r tigh asshole in cold nights??)and i found the food in your refrigerator


......your daughters future its same Britneys future



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#223928 - 02/23/07 07:35 AM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
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my wife is your mom (that mean you are my son and i rape you r tigh asshole in cold nights??)and i found the food in your refrigerator


......your daughters future its same Britneys future






Carlos Mencia laughs at you.
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#223929 - 02/23/07 07:35 AM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
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my wife is your mom (that mean you are my son and i rape you r tigh asshole in cold nights??)and i found the food in your refrigerator


......your daughters future its same Britneys future






So what you're saying is........ that you like to rape your children's tight buttholes on cold nights. I am not surprised at all. I know you haven't been in my fridge, they don't let people like you in my neighborhood.

JLO still as sexy as ever


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#223930 - 02/23/07 07:45 AM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
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Quote:

Quote:


my wife is your mom (that mean you are my son and i rape you r tigh asshole in cold nights??)and i found the food in your refrigerator


......your daughters future its same Britneys future






So what you're saying is........ that you like to rape your children's tight buttholes on cold nights. I am not surprised at all. I know you haven't been in my fridge, they don't let people like you in my neighborhood.

JLO still as sexy as ever






i only asked you, because you start the children sex theme.. you are de obvious old bastard pedo


i prefer JLO in a bad pic 1000 times than britney crackwhore attitude....like all woman in your family

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#223931 - 02/23/07 07:49 AM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
have2cit Offline
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i only asked you, because you start the children sex theme.. you are de obvious old bastard pedo


i prefer JLO in a bad pic 1000 times than britney crackwhore attitude....like all woman in your family




You are de obvious human garbage, your culture is inferior and so is your intelligence. I weep to think you have pushed your worthless genetic code into the future.

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#223932 - 02/23/07 09:06 AM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
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Quote:


i only asked you, because you start the children sex theme.. you are de obvious old bastard pedo


i prefer JLO in a bad pic 1000 times than britney crackwhore attitude....like all woman in your family




You are de obvious human garbage, your culture is inferior and so is your intelligence. I weep to think you have pushed your worthless genetic code into the future.




ZzZzZzZz
thats all you have??? you need a new script


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#223933 - 02/23/07 09:09 AM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
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ZzZzZzZz
thats all you have??? you need a new script





Why, it would be in English too so it's not like you could read or understand it.

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#223934 - 02/23/07 01:22 PM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
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Longshot jump into your nightmare the water is warm.
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#223935 - 02/23/07 01:31 PM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
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Is it just me, or do H2C and elglorioso's arguments resemble an old fashioned Wild West brawl from one forum to another? Kind of like the Errol Flynn flick, Dodge City.
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#223936 - 02/23/07 01:36 PM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
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Is it just me, or do H2C and elglorioso's arguments resemble an old fashioned Wild West brawl from one forum to another? Kind of like the Errol Flynn flick, Dodge City.




Yes! crashing through a second story window, bouncing off the porch roof. Into the horse trough...back thru the swinging saloon doors...

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#223937 - 02/23/07 01:36 PM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
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Conky :
Quote:

Is it just me, or do H2C and elglorioso's arguments resemble an old fashioned Wild West brawl from one forum to another? Kind of like the Errol Flynn flick, Dodge City.




Naww.. Its more like the curb stomp scene in American History X. Unfortunately El G's cockroach genetics keep him in the game.
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#223938 - 02/23/07 01:48 PM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
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Lou, I get the cockroach thing, but you've gotta have geography. Imagine the two of them slamming each other through the saloon doors, then back through a window, over the bar, into the mirror behind the bar, up the stairs, over the side through the chandelier...

And all the way through it, Windsock's sneaking himself drinks while the bartender's attention is on the fight and the Fatman hammers a tune out on the piano in the corner.
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#223939 - 02/23/07 01:53 PM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
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Conky :
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Lou, I get the cockroach thing, but you've gotta have geography. Imagine the two of them slamming each other through the saloon doors, then back through a window, over the bar, into the mirror behind the bar, up the stairs, over the side through the chandelier...

And all the way through it, Windsock's sneaking himself drinks while the bartender's attention is on the fight and the Fatman hammers a tune out on the piano in the corner.




Agreed...
You sold it with "crash test dummy" sneaking drinks.

Regardless... we can all agree that Mexicans are merely sperm bleached negroes. Right???
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#223940 - 02/23/07 01:57 PM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
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Regardless... we can all agree that Mexicans are merely sperm bleached negroes. Right???




I think Da Burg just calls them 'staff'.
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#223941 - 02/23/07 02:03 PM Re: rob longshot is a pretentious and fraudulent m
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More like the end of "Blazing Saddles", where the brawl spills over into adjoining movie sets.
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