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#223784 - 02/18/07 02:52 PM Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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#223785 - 02/18/07 02:55 PM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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Is the shot on the right taken from a Brandon shoot?
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#223786 - 02/18/07 03:58 PM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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Is the shot on the right taken from a Brandon shoot?





Thats what brandon looks like when he cums down the throat of a chick...no wonder Hillary dumped him, imagine seeing Brandon looking down while you suck his dick, all normal-like, and then as he splooges you see THAT materialize in front of you. <shudders>
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#223787 - 02/18/07 07:48 PM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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That's Phatboy's av:

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#223788 - 02/18/07 08:22 PM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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Maybe she became a Mormon?



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#223789 - 02/18/07 08:32 PM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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#223790 - 02/18/07 08:33 PM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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#223791 - 02/18/07 09:23 PM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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So, I tend to watch cable news to fall asleep (Lou Dobbs is especially comforting) and last night, every 15 minutes, I had updates on the SHOCKING BEHAVIOR of Britt!!!

Tonight, I'm hoping for a relatively peaceful market bombing in Baghdad to lull me to sleep...

...winning the hearts and minds...

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#223792 - 02/18/07 09:59 PM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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On second though, she is much hotter in my book without the hair

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#223793 - 02/18/07 10:07 PM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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So, I tend to watch cable news to fall asleep (Lou Dobbs is especially comforting) and last night, every 15 minutes, I had updates on the SHOCKING BEHAVIOR of Britt!!!

Tonight, I'm hoping for a relatively peaceful market bombing in Baghdad to lull me to sleep...

...winning the hearts and minds...






maybe we'll all get lucky and you won't wake up in the morning
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#223794 - 02/19/07 05:26 AM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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Quote:

Quote:

So, I tend to watch cable news to fall asleep (Lou Dobbs is especially comforting) and last night, every 15 minutes, I had updates on the SHOCKING BEHAVIOR of Britt!!!

Tonight, I'm hoping for a relatively peaceful market bombing in Baghdad to lull me to sleep...

...winning the hearts and minds...






maybe we'll all get lucky and you won't wake up in the morning




I too would enjoy seeing gunker suffocated while sleeping. What do you think it would take to make this a reality?

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#223795 - 02/19/07 09:28 AM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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Tonight, I'm hoping for a relatively peaceful market bombing in Baghdad to lull me to sleep...

...winning the hearts and minds...






maybe we'll all get lucky and you won't wake up in the morning




I too would enjoy seeing gunker suffocated while sleeping. What do you think it would take to make this a reality?






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#223796 - 02/19/07 09:37 AM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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She looks like one of the Manson chicks....

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#223797 - 02/20/07 09:37 AM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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Maybe after dying it so many times etc it might have been so chemical treated she just wanted it all off anyway

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#223798 - 02/20/07 09:40 AM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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Maybe she became a Mormon?






Does anyone else here not like Belladonna's tattoo? I just think its so colourful plus I don't like the location either - I like boobs to be "tatt free"

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#223799 - 02/20/07 09:40 AM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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You can see she had individual hair extensions in her hair as she was shaving it all off. I doubt fried hair due to chemicals is any case especially when you pay thousands of dollars for proper care when you're a celebrity.

Face it, Spears isn't any different than a whore in porno digging her own grave.

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#223800 - 02/20/07 09:49 AM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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Face it, Spears isn't any different than a whore in porno digging her own grave.




Britney can afford a much nicer shovel though.

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#223801 - 02/20/07 09:55 AM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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#223802 - 02/20/07 10:08 AM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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Can't she afford those bug-eye glasses that are not crooked? And at least a better looking wig than something that makes her look like Hillary Clinton ten years ago.

Brit will be the next dead Anna Nicole

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#223803 - 02/20/07 12:34 PM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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Brit will be the next dead Anna Nicole




We can only hope.... although, that would be a huge kick in the balls for my work Death Poll.

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#223804 - 02/20/07 01:28 PM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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According to today's news, she just entered rehab. Again.

Wearing that wig and those glasses, she looks like a bad cross dresser to me.
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#223805 - 02/20/07 02:09 PM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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Britney, Lindsay, did Paris go to rehab recently? I dunno.

Pretty soon all the 13 year old girls will be begging there parents to take them to a rehab center for a couple months stay.

REHAB is the new black.
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#223806 - 02/20/07 09:26 PM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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This is all just staging for her inevitable come back album. In two years all you will hear about is her "soul-bracing ascent back to her Pop-Diva Throne"

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#223807 - 02/20/07 09:49 PM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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This is all just staging for her inevitable come back album. In two years all you will hear about is her "soul-bracing ascent back to her Pop-Diva Throne"






They are certainly trying to set her up for the comeback, but it remains to be seen if it will work. She really lacks the vocal ability or the emotional depth to pull off that kind of image. She has never shown the ability to move beyond the over-the-top, stilted, forced sexuality she tried to work on her last album, which made your average Vivid girl look unaffected and natural by comparison.

Plus, she isn't aging well, and her fanbase is aging. She may be as well-received as Chasey Lain when she gets around to strapping on the heels again.
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#223808 - 02/21/07 12:12 AM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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She needs to be raising her kids, damnit.

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#223809 - 02/21/07 01:04 AM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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Maybe she is working on an outside shot...

Like Mike...(Bibby)...I wanna Be Like Mike...(Bibby)
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#223810 - 02/21/07 10:14 AM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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uhh she's jewish now?

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#223811 - 02/21/07 03:51 PM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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No but she dated a Jewish guy for a week or so, and she is nothing if not impressionable. It makes a nice contrast with the skinhead look, all she needs is a swastika tat on her forehead.
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#223812 - 02/23/07 08:26 PM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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She needs to be raising her kids, damnit.




Ummm...no she shouldn't...

Maybe their custody can be tossed into the Anna Nicole litigation battles...
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#223813 - 02/24/07 07:18 PM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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You stay classy, Britt!



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#223814 - 02/24/07 10:41 PM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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Look at the mug on that Guatamalan nanny. Priceless. I wonder when the Enquirer is going to print her story.
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#223815 - 02/25/07 09:26 AM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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Look at the mug on that Guatamalan nanny. Priceless. I wonder when the Enquirer is going to print her story.




That would be priceless. Brit is 40 of 45 days into her stay at Promises along with heavy Psychotherapy and is getting her life together out of the spotlight. Some tabloid then prints a story that the Nanny is an illegal and Brit hadn't taken out taxes or social security for the past two years. Brit freaks, has a relapse, and is last seen beating hoods of cars with an umbrella on the PCH. Then it starts all over again; rehab, relapse, rehab........
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#223816 - 02/25/07 12:40 PM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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#223817 - 03/01/07 05:02 AM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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#223818 - 03/01/07 04:59 PM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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ElG, you are a sick, funny mother fucker.
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#223819 - 03/02/07 08:53 PM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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Behold the new Star Trek series...
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#223820 - 03/02/07 09:57 PM Re: Britney Spears Separated at Birth
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Very well done

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