Can Sasha Grey save the film industry? Can she guide budding directors and camera people with her many years' experience in film?

Someone at UCLA figured it was worth a try, according to this story on AVN.com

Several quotes immediately stand out, ripe for abuse:

The session was moderated by professor John Bishop, a self-proclaimed "ethnographic filmmaker" who in his introduction of Grey remarked that it had been her own interest in Godard which intrigued him to have her in, quipping, "There are only six people in the world who like Godard, so I knew you must be OK."

Oh, come on. What's not to like about Captain Kirk's successor?

A love of the quirky, surreal films of Jean-Luc Goddard makes Sasha an appropriate person to meet with UCLA students? Riiiiiight. He closed with this absolute gem:

As sort of a thesis statement to that end, Bishop called pornography "the most honest depiction of lovemaking in film today … almost like documentary."

Is he kidding? Has he ever been on a porn set? Much as I dislike giving him the air of publicity, the only person who could even halfway legitimately claim to be making films of people making love is Tony Cumstick. To suggest that porn fucking is like a documentary is so far from reality, it's hilarious.

Conky's Prediction for 2007:

Sasha Grey leads a revolution in the porn industry, where starlets rise up and take arms against the evil studios. Thousands die, but from the ashes, Grey launches a global multimedia company which buys up Newscorp and ultimately ends global warming.

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