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#223703 - 02/18/07 07:25 AM
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Stormy's Lawyer
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#223706 - 02/18/07 03:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Why do candid photos of Gia have more stroke value than staged porno style shots? I have tried to understand this paradox for a long time.
Many examples of this phenomenon exist here at XPT and is one of the things that keeps me around. I've seen perhaps 3 scenes with Gia, yet none are as interesting or hott as her casual, NON-performing pics. Same goes for most other porn girls who get caught in candid moments.
I find non-performers who post here to be totally boner-inspiring...Holly, CEara, and now others like Robbye bentley, even Gonzo Girl. It has to do with my own "fantasy factory" inside my head. I like 'real' subject matter for fantasies. I like women, or scenarios involving women that JIVE with my own past real life sexual experiences. By that I mean chicks like Holly, Ceara, Gia in the above CASUAL photo, etc...they all look like chicks I have or would have sex with at some point in my life. NOT so with Boxcover shots of typical Porn chicks, or Chicks in actual PORN scenes. Only time I encounter chicks like that is in a Strip Club (maybe, and even then they are not as made-up as chicks in movie scenes.) Mia Rose, with no makeup in a tee shirt smoking pot with that "Bong-zilla" is something I readily relate to in my experience (think back to late nights in Dorm rooms at B.U. or Northeastern University)...however, Mia Rose in her famous "Butt-pose" for Holly Randall's scenes is NOT something I readily relate to or have experienced (unless I paid a escort to do that.)
Gia simply looks 'attainable' in this photo (not to mean she actually IS for anyone here, I said she just LOOKS like a REAL, attractive woman....period.)
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#223708 - 02/18/07 03:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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I've recived phone calls and text messages from Gia Jordan's hair telling me how it wants me to pull it back and shove it down to the floor. I don't know how Gia's hair got my number, and I don't know if Gia knows her hair has been talking to me. The last conversation went like this:
Gia's Hair: Loop, pull me to the floor.
Me: What? Whose this?
Gia's Hair: What? Fuck you asshole. Fuck me.
Me: What? Wait, Matt is that you again?
Gia's Hair: Matt? You dickhead. It's me- Gia's hair?
Me: What? Jesus Christ what do you want with me?
Gia's Hair: You boneless spineless dog <incomprehensable insults>
Me: What?
Gia's Hair: Hey just messing with you. Anyhoo, see on the board.
Me: Wait.. how did you get...
*Click
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#223709 - 02/18/07 06:54 PM
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Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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GiaJordan has a cspeech impediment similar to Vivien Leigh's. It is extremely endearing.  
Speech impediment?! I've heard Gia talking on "Swallow my Pride" and couldn't hear any. I really like Taryn Manning's lisp! 
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#223712 - 02/19/07 06:25 AM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 12/15/06
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The older woman is even worse, unless something occurs (often when it is too late) to make her wake up and realize that she not only bores her hearers but prejudices everyone against her children by the unrestraint of her own praise. The daughter who is continually lauded as the most captivating and beautiful girl in the world, seems to the wearied perceptions of enforced listeners annoying and plain.
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#223714 - 02/19/07 08:51 AM
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Stormy's Lawyer
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Willie D, yes I'm devastated to be unpopular with you, a morbid, geriatric, manic-depressive, God-fearing pedophile, drunkenly crying about a girl you treat like a daughter and want to fuck. No, I'm not surprised at your decision to annoy most readers by starting a thread about some blurry pic of some unremarkable, retired actress who never had much of a career. Keep telling yourself my name's Steven, retard.
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"Golden Years" were from about late 2002 to the end of 2003 when you could leave comments after his posts, except he didn't restrict who left comments, like that pussy Wankus does
-- Willie D, porn's most cowardly censor
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#223716 - 02/19/07 12:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Willie D, yes I'm devastated to be unpopular with you, a morbid, geriatric, manic-depressive, God-fearing pedophile, drunkenly crying about a girl you treat like a daughter and want to fuck. No, I'm not surprised at your decision to annoy most readers by starting a thread about some blurry pic of some unremarkable, retired actress who never had much of a career. Keep telling yourself my name's Steven, retard.
Yet Another Brandon Alias?
Willie D and I may fight out ban rights on this if there isn't a useful post soon.
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#223717 - 02/19/07 12:33 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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Willie D and I may fight out ban rights on this if there isn't a useful post soon.
I think gngbnggirl's posts have been constructively hateful. Gia can take whatever is dished out, or at least I hope she can. It would be pretty pitiful to ban someone based on the fact you don't like what they say about your favorite whore. Besides, Fatman posts 1000x as much and has proven himself as the epitome of useless.
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#223718 - 02/19/07 12:40 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
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Gia seems to be a bright girl with a good head on her shoulders and a good chance of making it out of her performing career intact in mind and body. That said, I have to agree with the assessment of that pic as "blurry and unremarkable".
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#223720 - 02/19/07 01:32 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 12/15/06
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Willie D and I may fight out ban rights on this if there isn't a useful post soon.
Why not ban everyone, so Willie D can type about his stones in peace?
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#223723 - 02/19/07 02:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Keep telling yourself my name's Steven, retard.
OK, Steven.
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Willie D and I may fight out ban rights on this if there isn't a useful post soon.
If it is, I suggest someone call up Chico in his new office, he gets the most pleasure out of axing that idiot. If it's Skurt, let him run himself ragged trying to say something mildly entertaining.
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It would be pretty pitiful to ban someone based on the fact you don't like what they say
Why there is a thread in the Cage asking SM to ban a bunch of people?
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And maybe your pocked meth face hidden by your Yankees cap from the flea market.
He logged into MySpace right now, but he took down the stupid picture of the Monopoly $20's stuffed into his jeans. 
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