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Captain Cream....good gawd that's a retarded strip club name.



Agreed, it is emblematic of the sorry state of Strip clubs in the OC/SD Counties as a whole (hole.) AS you can see, there is still a shitload of sordid activity associated with the clubs down there, but it is in the context and against a backdrop of hypocritical conservatism that taints the Political Landscape of that incredibly wealthy region. Plus Gia, it is "CAPTAIN CREAMS CABARET"! wtf The use of the term "Cabaret" at the end of such Venues these days is an insult to the memory of Joel Grey and Liza Minnelli... Besides Sounds too close to "AC Cream's BUFFET" ...

Stripclubs should thrive and prosper in that region, but they dont. Instead, like GJ just pointed out, we have crappy entities like a "Captain Cream", or others like "Mermaids" (wtf)! It is one reason (of several) why, at this stage of my life and given my current needs and desires, I do NOT want to live down there in the OC. Before plopping my gimp ass in Mendocino, I came VERRRRRRY close to buying a little Bungalow in Costa Mesa. The strip club offerings, political-social climate, and the general dearth of quality, hott, unhypocritical debauchery kept me from doing so. And it looks like I made the right choice based on this story, I mean LOOK at what I would be up against...Dumb strippers and PERVERTED, creepy cops.


It has been a couple years but the last time I was at Captain Creams it was a joke....as I recall it seemed 4 out of 5 of the strippers were full blown, unabashed Dykes, who didnt even TRY to hide their disdain and hatred for men. Honestly, Gia could / should offer to teach a class down there "Milking your Clients' Wallets and Cocks: A guide to Strip Club Prosperity for 21st Century Whores." I would love to collaborate on such a curriculum/book, I know it would find a strong niche audience/market especially if also offered in a version for customers. Our "differences" aside, I ALWAYS respected and agreed with Gia's masterful grasp of the economics and dynamics of Stripping and Escorting. If I ever dabble in strip club ownership, I would at least offer her a position, high level, running the Ops... hopefully she'd at least consider it...


At the very least, they should alter the spelling of the strip club to "Creme" instead of Cream.... New XPT insult for lame-ass whores :bananacaptaincreme:
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