Rumour has it this guy has not had a relationship with anyone except himself. I am all for hardcore porn addicts, even "porn fans in Texas", but please get some experience with women before having the audacity to be addressed as a man let alone, "Monsieur."
Until this "never-been-kissed" virgin proves that he has at least kissed a woman OUTSIDE of his immediate family (don't worry, Monsieur, I won't tell about the rendezvous with your "cousine"....besides, it's in French, no one will figure out what that means), I will address him as Mademoiselle and encourage others to do likewise.
Merci,
Brandon