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#223503 - 02/16/07 06:49 AM
Who actually makes the best blowjobs?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 209
Loc: Siena, Italia
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My Top Five: 5. Avy Scott 4. Brooke Banner 3. Kaylynn 2. My Girlfriend (She sucks balls like no other) and... 1. MY BROTHER'S WIFE (Wow, she's unbelievable!!!! She sucks like a vacuum-cleaner, but don't tell it to my poor brother...) 
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#223505 - 02/16/07 08:13 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 204
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Why isn't your mom on that list? She's pretty good, although she needs to remember to play with my balls more often. 
Hey Conky, get off his mom. I just got off yours.
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#223506 - 02/16/07 08:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Heather Brooke from www.ideepthroat.comAva Devine Melissa Mindy from www.yummymomma.comCaramel
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#223507 - 02/16/07 09:00 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 209
Loc: Siena, Italia
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In risposta di:
Why isn't your mom on that list? She's pretty good, although she needs to remember to play with my balls more often.
Because my Mom is DEAD when i was 6, SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!
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#223509 - 02/16/07 09:16 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Because my Mom is DEAD when i was 6, SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!
and you've had much better since? I understand completely. 
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#223511 - 02/16/07 09:55 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/18/05
Posts: 285
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Brooke Banner should be #1. She gives the best blowjobs. No teeth, no scratching, no chomping, just pure sucking. Oh, and her tongue is powerful too. <wink>
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#223512 - 02/16/07 10:36 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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#223513 - 02/16/07 10:38 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 204
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Why isn't your mom on that list? She's pretty good, although she needs to remember to play with my balls more often.
Because my Mom is DEAD when i was 6, SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!
Wow only 6. Look on the bright side, in 6 years you couldn't have gotten too attached then.
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#223514 - 02/16/07 10:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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have2cit
That doesn't count as a real blowjob, your mother surprised me, and slipped it in when I wasn't looking. That is how I know to never turn your back on a Puerto Rican tranny.
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#223515 - 02/16/07 11:29 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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have2cit
That doesn't count as a real blowjob, your mother surprised me, and slipped it in when I wasn't looking. That is how I know to never turn your back on a Puerto Rican tranny.
my mom tell me, you do nasty gagfactors 
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#223516 - 02/16/07 11:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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my mom tell me, you do nasty gagfactors
That's funny I was under the impression that your mother was quite fond of gagfactoring you. You know you love your madre pene.
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#223517 - 02/16/07 12:13 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 209
Loc: Siena, Italia
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Hey motherfuckers!!! Do you speak English or not? I don't think so. Title of my post is "Who ACTUALLY makes the best blowjobs?". My mother was dead more than 20 years ago. Maybe she was a great cocksucker, but ACTUALLY she's six feet under.
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#223520 - 02/16/07 01:29 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
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Hey motherfuckers! (true) I don't speak English or not. (true) You do. (true) Title of my post is "Who ACTUALLY makes the best blowjobs?". (true. 4/4, not bad but your may want to work on the English a little)
Actually, being six feet under isn't going to stop certain XPT posters from fucking your mother. Maybe the dead for 20 years thingy could keep a few away, some of us have standads, after all
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#223521 - 02/16/07 01:38 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
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The whole "fucking your mother" genre of put-downs is really tragically underexplored. All I can add is that someone probably lives in their parent's basement and that someone else is probably gay.
Jeanna Fine's blowjobs were so hot because of the obvious disdain she felt for whoever she was sucking. "I hate you, and have nothing but contempt for men, but I make my living this way, so lie there and enjoy it" really worked for her.
Much as I hate her plastic blandness, Briana Banks makes up for it by giving great head, full of spit and eye contact. Even hotter if she spits out some of her wooden dialogue while she does it. "Men are so predictable, all they want is ... glug, glug, glug"
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#223522 - 02/16/07 01:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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LeTissier, it should've read: Who gives the best blowjobs, rather than 'makes'. And I'm sorry for the cheap crack about your mom. That was insensitive, callous, thoughtless and probably stirred up a lot of bad childhood memories for you.
I sicken myself sometimes, and would like to apologize to all of you for lowering the standards of XPT.
But Old Man River has a point.
I'd vote for Heather from ideepthroat.com for the visual effect and Tory Lane for the rage.
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#223523 - 02/16/07 02:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Charms
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#223526 - 02/16/07 07:43 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 310
Loc: on the interstates of this gre...
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four syllables...Debi Diamond. forgetaboutit 
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#223530 - 02/17/07 06:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Drat! Drat and double drat! The link doesn't work, Moxxie, and I was hoping to see you slurp to victory. 
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#223531 - 02/17/07 07:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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#223532 - 02/17/07 08:31 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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#223533 - 02/17/07 03:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
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If I had a SKINNY PENCIL DICK boyfriend like Heather's boyfriend/husband on ideepthroat.com I'm pretty sure I could shove that thing down my throat too AND STILL BREATHE THROUGH MY NOSE. And ...wouldn't doubt many other whores as well. But the image is hot nonetheless I guess.
Do it on film, I'll buy it.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#223535 - 02/20/07 02:09 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/18/06
Posts: 220
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Thank you for fixing that link!!
Conky, the last time I talked to that company, I still had the fastest time.. so it wouldnt take long to watch!!
That being said.. I suppose I must suck cock better than I link.. What a relief.
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#223536 - 02/20/07 03:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Inari Vachs did good BJs when she started.
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