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Sophia Lynn says Ava Rose got her into drugs."







Big shock.A whore gets another whore into drugs.How the fuck is that news worthy?





Jeff fucking knows and is able to cut through all the bullshit in porn and encapsulate things down to the lowest common denominator, eliminating redundancy.


So can someone tell me just what the HELL is going on with the "alaskan sisters" these days? Evidence and carnage seems to be accumulating indicating these otherwise awesome, hott chicks are frying their own, and now OTHER chicks', brains on who-the-fuck-knows-what?

And I, Da Burglar, sophisticated debauched pervert 4x4, think it is fucking Hott! I am serious, the image/concept of young, hott chicks like Ava, and even Mia, throwing all hope and thought of the future out the fucking window and instead doing drugs to feel fucking good NOW, then fucking and sucking and swallowing on film to get cash (money for nothin'), in order to buy more drugs to feel good NOW, so that they can keep fucking strange dicks and creeps from San Quentin on film in order to get more cash to buy more drugs to feel good NOW....it's the most boner inspiring thing I can think of!

I fucking love AVA and Mia, and I would, if they would just get over their own insecurities and embrace my crippled ass, bring them up, put them in the guest house, plop a chunk of cash in front of them along with a nice stash of drugs and allow them to "exist" with me until I fucking croak, then they can rifle my pants for my wallet and catch the bus back down to San Fran and back to LA. Or they could blow Mohamed my driver and persuade him to leave my rotting corpse for the vultures and drive them instead over the mountins to Reno to see Mom and show her their ill gotten booty courtesy of Da Burglar's wallet. Or is it "Ill Booten Gotty"?


I love Ava especially, she is a cool cusotmer and doesnt ignore me....
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