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#223413 - 02/16/07 03:05 AM
Question For Luke Ford
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Registered: 08/05/05
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Loc: Faber College
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Just wondering Luke what do you consider your greatest journalistic coup? Is it, perhaps, "Taryn Thomas in Looney Bin"? Or maybe "Playboy to buy AVN Magazine"? How about the million dollar porno production starring a former Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover girl? My guess, however, is the Christie Lake bestiality movie. Which one will you lead with on your resume when you seek out a reporters job at the L.A. Times?
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#223415 - 02/16/07 03:57 AM
Re: Question For Luke Ford
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Registered: 08/05/05
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Loc: Faber College
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But what has he done for us lately? I expect much more from our guardians of the fourth estate.
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#223416 - 02/16/07 04:24 AM
Re: Question For Luke Ford
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/06/06
Posts: 173
Loc: Behind the Camera, CA
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I totally think it was selling out holly's personal business to get a story. nothing is worse than a luke ford scorned. if that was his friend, i'd hate to see how he treats his enemies.
BTW, his shitty pics of me on the xBiz red carpet were so bad, i asked him to take them down. He did comply, but it was followed up with the question: were you drunk? NO, YOU JUST TAKE BAD PICS, LUKE. But, thanks for that question. I really feel like you care.
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#223417 - 02/16/07 05:17 AM
Re: Question For Luke Ford
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I totally think it was selling out holly's personal business to get a story. nothing is worse than a luke ford scorned. if that was his friend, i'd hate to see how he treats his enemies.
BTW, his shitty pics of me on the xBiz red carpet were so bad, i asked him to take them down. He did comply, but it was followed up with the question: were you drunk? NO, YOU JUST TAKE BAD PICS, LUKE. But, thanks for that question. I really feel like you care.
Grrrrrrr, now Luke is insulting and harassing the Second most erotic woman in Porn, Robbye. I may have to have Club Da Burglar security kidnap luke, drug him, scurry him away to my secret underground lair in Upstate New York and feed him nothing but booze and Beer enemas for 3 weeks straight. We'll videotape this drunken mess that will become Luke and then post questions all over the internet next to the pictures, like "Is Addiction to Beer Enemas a disease or Moral Failing, consider this particular tragic case in point, Mr Luke Ford...." I will even invite Holly and Robbye up to administer the enemas with no lube...
Robbye rocks. 
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#223418 - 02/16/07 08:54 AM
Re: Question For Luke Ford
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Luke broke the Marc Wallice HIV dick of death scandal.
Hands down this was the moment. All the pussyfooting around on RAME asking about mobsters in porn, books about angry rabbis and Lucas even being within 200 yards of Holly Randall came about because of the people feeding him information about Patient Zero.
And the irony of it all: Luke functionally helped popularize the business and people he so despises. He got people to look at porn, and presumably lifted some of the secrecy behind it. It's tantamount to a sin of omission. Of course, when Luke dies and possibly winds up at the gates of the Judeo-Christian heaven, he'll obviously try and justify his sins by saying, "Number one. My job is to report, not to care."
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#223419 - 02/16/07 08:56 AM
Re: Question For Luke Ford
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/21/06
Posts: 113
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I totally think it was selling out holly's personal business to get a story. nothing is worse than a luke ford scorned. if that was his friend, i'd hate to see how he treats his enemies.
BTW, his shitty pics of me on the xBiz red carpet were so bad, i asked him to take them down. He did comply, but it was followed up with the question: were you drunk? NO, YOU JUST TAKE BAD PICS, LUKE. But, thanks for that question. I really feel like you care.
Those aren't shitty pictures that luke took. You look like shit. You need to come back to reality you have put 30lbs on and are drinking and bloated so it becomes problematic to take a good picture of a girl like you. Then add the loudness to the whole package and you have John Candy in Planes, Trains and Automobiles....   
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#223420 - 02/16/07 09:36 AM
Re: Question For Luke Ford
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 02/08/07
Posts: 35
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Luke is a bit like Walter Sobchak in THE BIG LEBOWSKI. Despite earnestness, tendency toward pontification and a questionable conversion to Judaism, he has "no fucking clue and always gets it wrong or fucks shit up, man!" 
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#223421 - 02/16/07 12:59 PM
Re: Question For Luke Ford
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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I personally like the fact that Luke calls himself a journalist and 'reports'. No he doesn't. He's a blogger, or a "citizen journalist" at best.
Using the 'my job is to report' line is knee deep bullshit. Scoop Ford uses his blog to settle personal gripes and vendettas which, ironically, he kicks off in the first place. Witness the snipe at Robbye on his site today. He could've come here and posted on it, but he didn't.
It's just another side impact in the rolling car wreck life of Scoop.
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#223422 - 02/16/07 03:33 PM
Re: Question For Luke Ford
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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#223424 - 02/16/07 10:04 PM
Re: Question For Luke Ford
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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What's next, Meme from The Drew Carey Show?
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#223427 - 02/18/07 09:46 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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Maybe it's just me, but...  . Nice tits.  I bet she could suck the rust off a chrome tailer hitch. So let me get this straigt Robbye = Trinity? Or am I way off? I'm still trying to figure out who trinity is.
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#223428 - 02/18/07 09:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Yes, Robbye is Trinity. But her avatar is a little... old.
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#223429 - 02/18/07 03:38 PM
Re: Question For Luke Ford
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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#223430 - 02/18/07 06:20 PM
Re: Question For Luke Ford
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/06/06
Posts: 173
Loc: Behind the Camera, CA
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hey, let's make this thread all about me...i just love the attention. yes, i have gained weight. correction...it wasn't 30 lbs, it's about 40. but, i'm not here to be a crackhead pornstar. or do loads of coke like the rest of you. i take pictures. and i really don't care what you think. really. and plenty of other people took decent pics of me that nite.
i can go to the gym...but you'll still all be losers.
and thanks, burg, hearts to you.
but, let's not blame luke, who was kind enough to remove my photos, that sometimes...we look like shit. thank GOD it's not my job to be cute.
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#223431 - 02/18/07 06:39 PM
Re: Question For Luke Ford
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aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
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hey, let's make this thread all about me...i just love the attention. yes, i have gained weight. correction...it wasn't 30 lbs, it's about 40. but, i'm not here to be a crackhead pornstar. or do loads of coke like the rest of you. i take pictures. and i really don't care what you think. really. and plenty of other people took decent pics of me that nite.
i can go to the gym...but you'll still all be losers.
and thanks, burg, hearts to you.
but, let's not blame luke, who was kind enough to remove my photos, that sometimes...we look like shit. thank GOD it's not my job to be cute.
This just made me giggle and feel warm 'n fuzzy inside.  Thank you Trinity.
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#223433 - 02/19/07 01:40 PM
Re: Question For Luke Ford
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
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Luke has expanded his techological base and now has video of Trinity with Penny Flame up on his site.
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#223434 - 02/19/07 07:52 PM
Re: Question For Luke Ford
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 65
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I'd hit it!!!!
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#223435 - 02/19/07 09:27 PM
Re: Question For Luke Ford
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/06/06
Posts: 173
Loc: Behind the Camera, CA
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i this thread seriously becoming luke's greatest "coup"????
wow, i know i've gained weight and left the biz, but wow. this is awesome. LOVING THE ATTENTION. do i insert website link here?
luke just reports what he sees. which, quite possibly, is me lookin like shit. and probably acting like the same way when in front of a camera. including video clips.
there's a reason why i (attempt) to stay behind the camera.
and, thanks...to all of you who wouldl "hit that". sometimes, even a girl with some weight gets some love. but, if you ask the boyfriend...i know how to give it, too...
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#223436 - 02/19/07 10:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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luke just reports what he sees. which, quite possibly, is me lookin like shit. and probably acting like the same way when in front of a camera. including video clips.
It's a fact that his camera decreases the subject's stroke value. How much...that's an inexact science.
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#223437 - 02/19/07 10:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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... but, if you ask the boyfriend...i know how to give it, too...
So we can assume the divorce is final?
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#223438 - 02/19/07 10:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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trinity you should be happy. you're fat and still attractive you look like a real woman, it could be worse. jus sayin
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#223439 - 02/19/07 11:04 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
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There is definite stroke appeal here, and that isn't just the bourbon talking. She is a "hot broad" in the best sense of the term. She looks like someone who would ride you hard and then leave you to wake up in the morning with bruises you didn't even know you had acquired.
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[The movie business] is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There is also a negative side. - Hunter S. Thompson
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#223440 - 02/25/07 07:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Maybe it's just me, but.... Nice tits. I bet she could suck the rust off a chrome tailer hitch.
So let me get this straigt Robbye = Trinity? Or am I way off? I'm still trying to figure out who trinity is.
I said it before somewhere...Robbye is not only very cool and a awesome photographer, but she has a nice rack as well. 
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#223443 - 02/25/07 10:55 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/23/06
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#223444 - 02/25/07 10:56 PM
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#223445 - 02/25/07 10:58 PM
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#223446 - 02/25/07 11:00 PM
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