Thanks for the words of wisdom, Burg. I've learned a lot of that the hard way over the years, but there is still some good stuff in there I'll have to use - like the decoy pills.

The problem with the "offer a ride to the abortion clinic" (which I did offer) is that there is zero chance of being laid when you get back. And you want to wear a sign that says "it wasn't me!" while you sit in the waiting room.

What made it really hot was that she obviously wasn't used to doing this. I've been with enough pros to recognize an amature who is desperate and in over her head, which is great in a Bloodhound Gang, "the lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying" sense. Much more of a turn-on than simply turning her upside down and using her mouth as a meat hole.