Went to the local strip club. Cased it out, struck gold. $200, back to my house, hot, clean, young, no pimp following her. Fucking perfect. She showered, blew, fucked, even put on the stripper heels without being asked.

So why can't I objectify her? I've been watching porn for over 20 years. Amber Lynn all the way to today's quackers. So why did I care when she started crying when we were done? "Blah blah blah, boyfriend in jail, blah blah blah, took all my money and didn't pay the rent, blah blah blah, two months pregnant, blah blah blah, no ride to Cherry Hill for my procedure."

Shouldn't I be callous by now? "Great, hon, now wipe off your chin and get the fuck out of here, I need to sleep." Why did I hug her, let her cry on my shoulder, tell her that it was all OK? Whores lie, and even if they didn't it isn't my problem.

I'm going to go try some self-loathing and pushups. I hope it helps.

You can't objectify her because you're probably not a bad person. Congratulations, you have a conscience.

just chain her to your radiator and practice the hate in stages. rome wasn't built in a day.

Just try imagining yourself spending day after day with this crying liar of a whore, for the rest of your life. The hate will come.

Ah christ....been there gone through that so many times I have the routine down to a chinese fire drill.

Dude, first off, if all it cost you was 200 bucks and she was indeed Hott and NOT a war pig, then BOOM, right there you came way the fuck out ahead (especially since it sounds like she either swallowed or allowed you to splooge on her face.) If you had to endure some vacuous whore lies afterwards, for 200 bucks that is acceptable.

However, lets suppose for a second that you paid more, or that she was overbearing in her sob story and actually ASKED you for help (i.e. Money). Here's how you can and should handle it to smoke out or otherwise deal with any "true Lies" she is telling.

If she wants more money, and you HAVE the cash and did enjoy the sex you just had, then simply fuck her again and again. In fact use the leverage she has now given you. If she is in trouble, offer her another two hundred bucks but stipulate you get to pop two loads down her throat. It keeps the whore/client balance-karma-integrity intact when you do this.

The other thing to do to smoke out her lies is offer her all types of help/assistance EXCEPT cash. Offer her a ride to the abortion clininc, offer to stay with her through the procedure and drive her home (u will be saving her potential cab fare) and offer to buy her a large Teddy bear like that dude from the "Last American Virgin" did to the stupid cunt that got his heart in a twist (the kid should have stuck with fucking "Carmella").... If the whore refuses all these NON-monetary forms of help/assistance, then you know she is giving you the snow job. At that point, if you are in your house or apartment, you need to watch her to make sure she doesnt steal shit from you. I always kept Decoy Pills in my bathroom, like putting plain old apsirin inside a bottle that says "Percocet" or even "Prescription Heroin" (for stupid STUPID whores), so that they would take it and think they were getting over on me. Granted, I only deal w ith high end whores (1000 bucks an hour Minimum usually) but that doesnt mean anything...sometimes the expensive high class ones are the WORST manipulators around.

Which is why, when I meet a nice, decent, intelligent escort who has her shit together and treats me, and herself well, I treat her better than I would a wife if I had one. That is a treasure for sure, finding a whore with a heart of gold...and NOT a heart of Glass (or stone, or petrified shit-turds).

Thanks for the words of wisdom, Burg. I've learned a lot of that the hard way over the years, but there is still some good stuff in there I'll have to use - like the decoy pills.

The problem with the "offer a ride to the abortion clinic" (which I did offer) is that there is zero chance of being laid when you get back. And you want to wear a sign that says "it wasn't me!" while you sit in the waiting room.

What made it really hot was that she obviously wasn't used to doing this. I've been with enough pros to recognize an amature who is desperate and in over her head, which is great in a Bloodhound Gang, "the lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying" sense. Much more of a turn-on than simply turning her upside down and using her mouth as a meat hole.

You are all truly evil people.

I'd pay extra for a whore to cry. Double if she cries during.

She whimpered a bit during, too. Complete with "I'm so sorry! Now I'm worried you won't want to do this again!"

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I find that a decent sized ball-gag will help eliminate unwanted noise.

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Yeah but what do you use on the whore?

i've never understood the appeal of hookers and thus cannot relate to this thread whatsoever

She might actually be a decent girl in a fucked up situation. I found out one of my roomates was a hooker a few years ago-- I never would have guessed. She's pretty, sweet, and funny with a great laugh. She's doing better now, but she's been through some tough times. They're all human beings, and though she may be a liar and a manipulator, it's probably because she doesn't know any other way to survive.

the what cage?

Awesome! She stole a credit card. Used it at Wawa (That is a convenience store, for you left coasters). Tried it next at a grocery store (Giant) and was flagged.

I should have been more careful, but I was a bit . No harm, no foul. Still can't hate.