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#223336 - 02/15/07 08:18 PM People for monkey to ban
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Monkey, next time you're wondering through in a late night banning mood please ban the following people.

ben

William Hyde

nago/pris

thevodguy

pipeleak

The Fatman

and if you can manage it jrv


more to come

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#223337 - 02/15/07 08:19 PM Re: People for monkey to ban
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Monkey died, I hear it was a terrible car accedent involving a school bus and a car full of clowns.

I'm adding palmolive to that list. King has a open invitation to ban me.


Edited by CtotheM (02/15/07 08:26 PM)

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#223338 - 02/15/07 09:17 PM Re: People for monkey to ban
nago Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/08/06
Posts: 219
Loc: Japan
forgot me---

Just dont ban me during the chats--

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#223339 - 02/15/07 10:35 PM Re: People for monkey to ban
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

King has a open invitation to ban me.




Consider it done.
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#223340 - 02/15/07 10:49 PM Re: People for monkey to ban
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Quote:

King has a open invitation to ban me.




Consider it done.




End the pain.

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#223341 - 02/15/07 11:16 PM Re: People for monkey to ban
Willie D Online

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
Quote:

Monkey, next time you're wondering through in a late night banning mood please ban the following people.

ben

William Hyde

nago/pris

thevodguy

pipeleak

The Fatman

and if you can manage it jrv


more to come



You can't ban a moderator, I tried to ban Chico once, didn't work.

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#223342 - 02/16/07 04:49 AM Re: People for monkey to ban
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Not that I give a damn, but why did I make the list? I don't think we've ever spoken on here... hell, I don't even recall ever responding to any of your posts either.

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#223343 - 02/16/07 05:06 AM Re: People for monkey to ban
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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#223344 - 02/16/07 05:15 AM Re: People for monkey to ban
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

Not that I give a damn, but why did I make the list? I don't think we've ever spoken on here... hell, I don't even recall ever responding to any of your posts either.




Quality control.
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#223345 - 02/16/07 05:19 AM Re: People for monkey to ban
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Quote:

Not that I give a damn, but why did I make the list? I don't think we've ever spoken on here... hell, I don't even recall ever responding to any of your posts either.




Quality control.




Lol, thanks! Like I said, I couldn't care less.

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#223346 - 02/16/07 05:32 AM Re: People for monkey to ban
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Not that I give a damn, but why did I make the list? I don't think we've ever spoken on here... hell, I don't even recall ever responding to any of your posts either.






because you're a hoover-boi.

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#223347 - 02/16/07 05:44 AM Re: People for monkey to ban
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Quote:

Not that I give a damn, but why did I make the list? I don't think we've ever spoken on here... hell, I don't even recall ever responding to any of your posts either.






because you're a hoover-boi.




And what exactly is a "hoover-boi"?
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#223348 - 02/16/07 05:50 AM Re: People for monkey to ban
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Not that I give a damn, but why did I make the list? I don't think we've ever spoken on here... hell, I don't even recall ever responding to any of your posts either.






because you're a hoover-boi.




And what exactly is a "hoover-boi"?




Walk over to the nearest mirror and gaze into it. That faggot who's looking back at you and who's posts are sucking all over the board is a hoover-boi.

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#223349 - 02/16/07 05:59 AM Re: People for monkey to ban
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

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Not that I give a damn, but why did I make the list? I don't think we've ever spoken on here... hell, I don't even recall ever responding to any of your posts either.






because you're a hoover-boi.




And what exactly is a "hoover-boi"?




Walk over to the nearest mirror and gaze into it. That faggot who's looking back at you and who's posts are sucking all over the board is a hoover-boi.




Ah, I see. Thank you for the clarification, now if you would kindly remove the cock from your ass, and place it in your mouth, I won't have to listen to anymore of your inane bullshit.

Perhaps if I started one more thread about Sasha Grey's warts, Christian doing guys, or Luke Ford, i'd be more of an assest to the board.... or perhaps you can shut the fuck up and ignore me if you don't like me.

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#223350 - 02/16/07 06:09 AM Re: People for monkey to ban
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


Ah, I see. Thank you for the clarification, now if you would kindly remove the cock from your ass, and place it in your mouth, I won't have to listen to anymore of your inane bullshit.

Perhaps if I started one more thread about Sasha Grey's warts, Christian doing guys, or Luke Ford, i'd be more of an assest to the board.... or perhaps you can shut the fuck up and ignore me if you don't like me.






Perhaps I could ignore you, but the chance of that are about the same as the fatman ever seeing his own feet again. I am the consummate angler, I never just let one off the hook.

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#223351 - 02/16/07 06:32 AM Re: People for monkey to ban
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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Ah, I see. Thank you for the clarification, now if you would kindly remove the cock from your ass, and place it in your mouth, I won't have to listen to anymore of your inane bullshit.

Perhaps if I started one more thread about Sasha Grey's warts, Christian doing guys, or Luke Ford, i'd be more of an assest to the board.... or perhaps you can shut the fuck up and ignore me if you don't like me.






Perhaps I could ignore you, but the chance of that are about the same as the fatman ever seeing his own feet again. I am the consummate angler, I never just let one off the hook.




You've been a member of this board for 6 months, yet you have almost 4,000 posts... i'm only 2 months newer than you, and have roughly a fifth of that. Based on numbers alone, something tells me that you probably post far more pointless nonsense than I do, so get off of your high horse, redneck.

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#223352 - 02/16/07 06:36 AM Re: People for monkey to ban
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


You've been a member of this board for 6 months, yet you have almost 4,000 posts... i'm only 2 months newer than you, and have roughly a fifth of that. Based on numbers alone, something tells me that you probably post far more pointless nonsense than I do, so get off of your high horse, redneck.






Wow you're search skills are something to behold. Tell me numb nuts can you identify the date of my first post? Looks like you and fatty both need to enroll in some remedial math classes.

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#223353 - 02/16/07 06:42 AM Re: People for monkey to ban
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Have2cit: XPT's Rentokil man since 2003.
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#223354 - 02/16/07 06:45 AM Re: People for monkey to ban
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Quote:


You've been a member of this board for 6 months, yet you have almost 4,000 posts... i'm only 2 months newer than you, and have roughly a fifth of that. Based on numbers alone, something tells me that you probably post far more pointless nonsense than I do, so get off of your high horse, redneck.






Wow you're search skills are something to behold. Tell me numb nuts can you identify the date of my first post? Looks like you and fatty both need to enroll in some remedial math classes.




I honestly didn't care enough to search through your posts, don't flatter yourself. Just saw that your registered date was 8/9/06. So, if you've been around longer than that, how'd you manage to swing that one?
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#223355 - 02/16/07 06:47 AM Re: People for monkey to ban
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Have2cit: XPT's Rentokil man since 2003.




Ah, I see. Needed to "reinvent" yourself. Did you have a meltdown or something?
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#223356 - 02/16/07 06:55 AM Re: People for monkey to ban
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Quote:

Have2cit: XPT's Rentokil man since 2003.




Ah, I see. Needed to "reinvent" yourself. Did you have a meltdown or something?




I don't meltdown, I'm a carrier. But what I think you need instead is a big fat tablespoonful of HIV.

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#223357 - 02/16/07 07:00 AM Re: People for monkey to ban
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Have2cit: XPT's Rentokil man since 2003.




Ah, I see. Needed to "reinvent" yourself. Did you have a meltdown or something?




I don't meltdown, I'm a carrier. But what I think you need instead is a big fat tablespoonful of HIV.




Yeah, ok, i'll get right on that..... since you're the "carrier", are you offering to give me HIV? Cause I don't swing that way buddy.

What don't you do yourself a favor, and crawl back under whatever rock you crawled out from.

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#223358 - 02/16/07 07:02 AM Re: People for monkey to ban
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


What don't you do yourself a favor, and crawl back under whatever rock you crawled out from.






But where would family sleep then?

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#223359 - 02/16/07 07:13 AM Re: People for monkey to ban
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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Quote:


What don't you do yourself a favor, and crawl back under whatever rock you crawled out from.






But where would family sleep then?




Where would your family sleep? I dunno man, get a bigger rock, lol.



*My 666th post, in my best Maiden voice, "666, the number of the beast...sacrifice is going on tonight"*


Edited by thevodguy (02/16/07 07:15 AM)
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#223360 - 02/16/07 09:09 AM Re: People for monkey to ban
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

...sacrifice is going on tonight




Let me guess it's your birthday, so the S.O. actually has to have sex with you. What an awful sacrifice indeed, on the plus side, at least in your gay marriage we don't have to worry about you passing on defective code to the next generation.

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#223361 - 02/16/07 09:17 AM Re: People for monkey to ban
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Quote:

...sacrifice is going on tonight




Let me guess it's your birthday, so the S.O. actually has to have sex with you. What an awful sacrifice indeed, on the plus side, at least in your gay marriage we don't have to worry about you passing on defective code to the next generation.




Yep, you guessed it.

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#223362 - 02/16/07 09:20 AM Re: People for monkey to ban
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
damn dude you blew yr 666 count for that comeback?

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#223363 - 02/16/07 06:24 PM Re: People for monkey to ban
nago Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/08/06
Posts: 219
Loc: Japan
thats it for your squabble ? I didnt even see the beginnings of a meltdown

cit your losing your touch--

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#223364 - 02/16/07 07:44 PM Re: People for monkey to ban
palmolive Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 310
Loc: on the interstates of this gre...
hey nago are you on roids really?














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#223365 - 02/17/07 03:49 AM Re: People for monkey to ban
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

Monkey, next time you're wondering through in a late night banning mood please ban the following people.

ben

William Hyde

nago/pris

thevodguy

pipeleak

The Fatman

and if you can manage it jrv


more to come




I approve of this list and add jack shithead to it please.
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#223366 - 02/17/07 04:51 AM Re: People for monkey to ban
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
I must be getting to you if banning means that much, spearchucker.
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#223367 - 02/17/07 07:39 AM Re: People for monkey to ban
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

thats it for your squabble ? I didnt even see the beginnings of a meltdown

cit your losing your touch--




I know a drug dealing, 3 time loser, like you wouldn't know anything about responsibility, so I won't go into why my time is currently limited. All you need to know is that, in anything you do, throughout the miserable existence you call a life, I will always be better than you.

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#223368 - 02/17/07 09:23 AM Re: People for monkey to ban
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
P. S. add big moose to the list.

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#223369 - 02/17/07 01:26 PM Re: People for monkey to ban
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

I must be getting to you if banning means that much, spearchucker.




Not in the least. Your posts flat out SUCK. While you're at it, you can call me porch monkey, blue gums, tar baby, etc.
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#223370 - 02/17/07 07:51 PM Re: People for monkey to ban
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Have2Cit is back in a big way, and closing in on his 4,000 post (and perhaps his very first post of interest)...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Oh-J3IClzc
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#223371 - 02/17/07 09:02 PM Re: People for monkey to ban
palmolive Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 310
Loc: on the interstates of this gre...
please add Gunker to the Ban List.

Thanks in Advance
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#223372 - 02/17/07 09:46 PM Re: People for monkey to ban
Hyde Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
Quote:

Monkey, next time you're wondering through in a late night banning mood please ban the following people.

ben

William Hyde

nago/pris

thevodguy

pipeleak

The Fatman

and if you can manage it jrv


more to come




Good luck with that, bitch
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#223373 - 02/18/07 05:30 AM Re: People for monkey to ban
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Quote:

Monkey, next time you're wondering through in a late night banning mood please ban the following people.

ben

William Hyde

nago/pris

thevodguy

pipeleak

The Fatman

and if you can manage it jrv


more to come




Good luck with that, bitch




Did I say ban? I meant shoot William Hyde in the face.

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#223374 - 02/18/07 07:29 AM Re: People for monkey to ban
Slobodan Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 167
Add strpnboy to the list.

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#223375 - 02/18/07 06:34 PM Re: People for monkey to ban
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

please add Gunker to the Ban List.

Thanks in Advance




Awww....
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#223376 - 02/18/07 07:57 PM Re: People for monkey to ban
big moose Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 635


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