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Shitting on someone else in an attempt to piss allover someone else is just gods way of saying that your asshole is expired.

Very nice, thank you.

There are several pieces of this story which make it hilarious, as stories of whores shitting are wont to do:

the original RB whore-shitter, Michelle Avanti has now been given the nickname "Deuce." You know a nickname will stick when (i) it's topical (ii) the recipient hates it. I knew a guy in college who once drunkenly revealed that his girlfriend had given a nickname to his johnson. Needless to say, he was never called by his real name again.

Kid Vegas is trying to get work from Jeffy, who metaphorically shit in his face a few years back. Kid Vegas pisses on people? Who? Immigration officials, Nevada judges, Brazillian trannies, underage schoolgirls? What a shithead.

Cindy Crawford can't drive while tweaking. It'd be great if the people at Garmin invented a whole new GPS device for whores, based on Cindy's voice. "Turn left...no wait...this doesn't look familiar...shit I can't find my pipe...that's a pretty puppy...turn right...my life is a mess."

I can now clearly picture the two fat whores pissi...errr, squirting on Ryan Knox while wailing "like the fat lady in a German opera."