Gene Ross dishes the shit...

"Porn Valley- Jim Powers called it a couple of weeks ago after Michelle Avanti dropped a load on a posture-pedic. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=21173.

Powers said it's quite often that women shit themselves during a reverse bukkake. And no sooner was the next one scheduled- this time at the Tuxford house- that Gia Paloma took an unscheduled dump during the opening salvos of tape. Hell, the National Anthem wasn't even over before Paloma jumped on CJ, a new male actor to the business, and deposited the type of schmear you normally see at Jerry's Deli on a toasted bagel with cucumbers and tomatoes.

It was quick. It was fast, but there you could see it sliding down the side of an indoor hot tub- reverse bukkake's equivalent of the octagon."

This clip may illustrate things for the unimaginative. Trust me, people...

Why don't these chicks start treating this kind of thing like an anal scene and evacuate their bowels and wash it the fuck out? Unless Ryan's co-starring, natch.

The story painted the picture, yet I couldn't resist clicking the link. Oh why, did I click the link.

Porn really has come a long way from the Dark Ages when we had to settle for watching attractive women having sex. Thank God that we have finally severed the last links between pornography and intercourse. The modern degenerate can masturbate to the sight of young women shitting in a hot tub. Oh, Brave New World!!

Shit is the new squirt, apparently. These eyes have seen enough...

the rest of the story of that day on the set

Good stuff here, don't even know where to begin.

Wow, what a totally fucking gross situation this is...well it seems NOW that every lesbian/reverse Gang Bang will have as a Special Feature the equivalent of a cumshot recap, called the "Junior Recap" or "Turd Review". How would you jerk off to that? Would you time your cumshot to coincide when the TURD actually emerges from the chick's asshole, or when it hits the target's chest? or would you hold your orgasm to when the process is done and the steaming turd is just lying there on someone's chest?

I would Love to see an extremely INTELLIGENT, well spoken Porn Champion like Gia Jordan defend the concept of accidental dumps in the context of erotica and being in and of itself a "sexy romantic" event for certain people. Thats not a rub against Gia, on the contrary my deep respect for her intelligence and her well established love for Porn make her the ideal candidate to convince ANYONE that this is still in the realm of "sexy"...

Also, I am willing to bet Derek/LA Direct is the first agent to start charging companies/directors a "Turd Tax" of 200 to 300 bucks, for each time one of his subjects is 'shat' upon during a scene.

Every girl in porn who has done anal has shit herself at least once or twice when attempting to do anal. Shitting on someone else in an attempt to piss allover someone else is just gods way of saying that your asshole is expired. Call your rectal surgeon quick.

Hush your mouth boy! I wanna hear more talks of Gia pooping due to loose anus!!!

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Shitting on someone else in an attempt to piss allover someone else is just gods way of saying that your asshole is expired.

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Very nice, thank you.

There are several pieces of this story which make it hilarious, as stories of whores shitting are wont to do:

the original RB whore-shitter, Michelle Avanti has now been given the nickname "Deuce." You know a nickname will stick when (i) it's topical (ii) the recipient hates it. I knew a guy in college who once drunkenly revealed that his girlfriend had given a nickname to his johnson. Needless to say, he was never called by his real name again.

Kid Vegas is trying to get work from Jeffy, who metaphorically shit in his face a few years back. Kid Vegas pisses on people? Who? Immigration officials, Nevada judges, Brazillian trannies, underage schoolgirls? What a shithead.

Cindy Crawford can't drive while tweaking. It'd be great if the people at Garmin invented a whole new GPS device for whores, based on Cindy's voice. "Turn left...no wait...this doesn't look familiar...shit I can't find my pipe...that's a pretty puppy...turn right...my life is a mess."

I can now clearly picture the two fat whores pissi...errr, squirting on Ryan Knox while wailing "like the fat lady in a German opera."