Oh Snap! I fucking missed it, I missed the important detail left by JRV, that JM "rescued" Ashley when she was essentialy in the gutter. So the next JM whore has to be someone down and out and practically dead.
Ergo.....
Say Hello to the star of the next smash hit Porn Line from JM,
METH-vert...."PIPE-vert" might work too.