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The only thing fun about baseball games is the beer and the hotdogs. Since neither will do for me, I doubt I'll ever go to a baseball game again. Football I don't get, and they keep stopping and starting. Basketball, now THAT'S a sport. And boxing... nothing better (and stranger) than putting two men in a ring and having them punch each other until one of them passes out.

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I agree with all of it, except the boxing, far too one dimensional. Now let them clinch until one drives their knee into the others head; now that's entertaining. Someone needs to make a smilie for that!