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The only chick I know of who didnt appear in one of the 4 (so far) "50 to 1" gigs is XPTs hometown whore, Gia. Or did I miss her episode?

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And just to think, he's got at least 2 more editions of this fucking series in the can!

100 more whores on the wall, 100 more whores with gon. Take one do'n, pass 'er aroun', 99 more whores on the wall with gon.

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Yeah no shit huh? Hillary mentioned to me last June that "Be Eye" was almost up to "50 to 1" Volume 6....thats 300 Chicks folks ALONE in a series he compiled in roughly a 15 to 18 month span total....who knows if there are future volumes, but it seems like he'd run out of "teenage prostitutes" right quick! I mean, he must be scraping the "bottom of the tongue" finding girls, figuratively speaking.

I wonder if De bella and Seka will appear in "50 to 1" Volume 7: The OVER Fifty Fifty"

*da burg shudders* <SHUDDERS>


Hillary was pissed due tot he fact that Brandon shot many of these "quickie" scenes in the apartment/home that they shared when they were supposedly an item. On the nights Hillarity was out or away Brandon would "Sneak" the girls in, according to Hill, and in some of these cases he was NOT paying their agents, he was booking the girls direct. It reeked of Desperation Sex Addiction, especially when you think of ALL THE OTHER SHOOTS Brando was doing....Bakers Dzn; the last vestiges of a AGSOI; (cue lightning, thunder and the Count's voice from Sesame street) "Ten! Ten!, Ten Wonderful little piggies wearing gobs of my Splooge, aha aha ahahahaha! . The man is addicted to seeing his splooge land on the tongues of chicks, hold for 5 to 50 seconds with extended cum play, and then gulping/gobbling it down.

I wonder what kind of addiction you'd call this? Sex Addiction is too broad and unspecific...Addicted to Cum Play? He must visualize his splooge going in the mouth of EVERY woman he meets and interacts with on a daily basis, probably within the first 30 seconds of meeting her. I mean hey, I wait at least 5 minutes before imagining my dick inside the mouth of any chick I meet.
<more shudders>

Isnt he in Thailand right now? And I wonder what tidbits Melissa Lauren could share regarding B I? Mel, if you are out there, I'll trade you some extra strength Vicodin for some dirt on B I?

Speaking of "dirt", anyone catch the new show on FX starring Courtney Cox? I saw my first episode last night...it has put me back in the mood to be a porn pundit/journalist/commentator.

I never got to see hailey Young's scene with "Bee" "Aye" in her version of 50 to 1. I am sure it was hot like most Hailey scenes, but I wonder what happened after the scene? Did they fuck some more on Hillary's nice clean Sheets, next to the little wine collection they had in their bedroom that they shared (lol seriously, I had to see for myself and sure enough, in MANY of the scenes Brandon shot in the Couple's love nest, there is a little wine holder with a number of bottles on the floor next to the bed. Thats so harshly ANTI-Romantic from Hill's point of view, I actually now feel much synpathy for Hillary and would cook her a 4 course dinner if given the opportunity . Perhaps Sierra Sinn can impart some Ninja Vengeance for Hill and finally give B o's imposing-yet-infested FUCK POLE/Cream dispenser a ninja chop. Make sure she wears gloves though.


Sierra Screams a blood curdling ninja yawk and does her super Ninja Spin move followed by.....

"Ninja Chop!!! ninja chop ninja chop ninja chop...."

Hillary and her wife Leah Luv look on and go "ewwwwww" in Unison....Chico Travieso, Sierra's Coach and Manager uses a new fangled dog poop scooper to collect the penile remains of BI and incinerates it in the back yard of his posh San Pedro Beach House.