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Burg, are sweatpants acceptable attire at said job? Soiled sweatpants that is.



Me personally I would have no problem, but we have customers come on tours and some of these include stuffy execs from Hotels and Casinos from Places like Tahoe and Squaw Valley, and seeing a drunken bum with cheez whiz stains on white Adidas Sweats might not fit with our image.

I just noticed, my wheelchair is about as big as his car.




WindsoCK! You are a Wayyyyy to brilliant and funny to live like this. Let me make you my project, turn you around, so you can afford the high class hookers who will give you the respect, and blowjobs, you so richly deserve. Dude, have you ever done day trading? Let's start there and move on to junk bonds and International Markets later. This will be my last good deed before I die, maybe keep me out of druidic hell.

We'll consult Gia on your wardrobe later...
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