Windsock/CAOH deserves a break.

Should I help this man out? Perhaps give him a job up here at the brewery making beer? I mean, having windsock work at a brewery is probably like having Taliban Zealots work at a Nuclear Power plant, or having a Porn Whore work counting pills at Walgreens, but I could ask Windsock to sign a waiver swearing he will not jump in any of the Vats.

I'll fly him out, let him stay in the Gardening shed in my back yard, which is probably bigger than what he is living in now, and I'll even swing for a company scooter or forklift for him to drive to work in...no car, too risky given his current predilections and recent driving faux pas'. There is even a duck pond on the next property over to lull him to sleep at night with a chorus of quacks.

Windsock, do you have a resume handy? Do you know what a resume is? You've been a supportive influence for Da Burglar, so I'd really like to help you through this latest rough patch.

The final piece to this dream come true, I am only 8 hours north of Cherry Poppins! Dude, I even have her phone number and real name, from Erotica LA last year.

Or does the XPT community think I'd be making a huge mistake doing this? Given my current life expectancy it probably doesnt matter, but I have to think of the wellbeing of the state of California if I import this drunken-yet-lovable pervert.