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#222641 - 02/12/07 05:02 PM
My life is over.
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3018
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Hate me am lpove c=unksunckers after burned, I wishj I was dead.,
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#222643 - 02/13/07 07:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Can someone translate Windsock into English?
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#222645 - 02/13/07 01:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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#222646 - 02/13/07 03:49 PM
Windsock's Wreck
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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This is so sad it's making me laugh tears. God i hate it when that happens.
Brother I feel your pain.
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#222647 - 02/13/07 03:53 PM
Windsock's Wreck
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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This one breaks my heart.
It's fantastic and comical and sad at once. I LOVE that the VW Emblem is UPSIDEDOWN
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#222650 - 02/13/07 04:26 PM
Re: Windsock's Wreck
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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That's fucking superb. Hilarious, Sock, pure CAOH. Welcome home. Now, about that vehicular manslaughter charge...
Who else in their right minds would put a 'hey XPT, how's it goin?' sign on their car. Comedy gold.
Edited by Conky (02/13/07 04:26 PM)
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#222651 - 02/13/07 07:44 PM
Re: My life is over.
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
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I'm not surprised. It was inevitable.
What the hell is a Scientologist like Lisa Marie Presley doing in that video? And Justin Timberlake? Dress in black, cut a fake pose, riff through his corpse for any vestige of hipness, hope it sticks.
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#222652 - 02/13/07 07:49 PM
Re: My life is over.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I'm not surprised. It was inevitable.
What the hell is a Scientologist like Lisa Marie Presley doing in that video? And Justin Timberlake? Dress in black, cut a fake pose, riff through his corpse for any vestige of hipness, hope it sticks.
I see your point, and don't dispute it. But Mr. Cash's point is that God's Gonna Cut Them Down, too.
(And He will )
Edit: Let's not go "fatshot" on this amazing thread. A slice of the real world of Windsock is on open display on the board. I think it's a thing of beauty, like a supernova...
Edited by Bornyo (02/13/07 07:51 PM)
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#222653 - 02/13/07 08:53 PM
Re: Windsock's Wreck
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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I don't miss driving in the snow.
True dat. I parked my car near my apaartment in Chicago one October and didn't move it until March. :babanabrrrrrr:
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#222654 - 02/13/07 10:04 PM
Re: Windsock's Wreck
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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best thread of '07 thus far
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#222655 - 02/14/07 12:49 AM
Re: My life is over.
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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#222659 - 02/14/07 02:02 PM
Re: My life is over.
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Porn Icon
Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
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Those pics are the greatest! When i first saw them i thought they were like from some website where thru technology you could have anything you wanted printed on it. when i realized it was real i just got a warm feeling inside...it is comparable to when camwhores will hold signs giving props to websites or what have you.
brilliant...sorry tho windsock. Your life isnt over (altho you should stay away from woodchippers and sacks of oranges for awhile) just a bump in the long long road
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#222661 - 02/14/07 03:13 PM
Re: Windsock's Wreck
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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This is easily the best thread of the year.
Note to all of us: we must try harder. If an alcoholic with a disposable camera, some cardboard and a sharpie can make us laugh this hard, we need to pick our games up.
I can't look at that "Hey XPT, how's it going?" without laughing. Without doubt, Windsock's finest moment.
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#222662 - 02/14/07 07:59 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Your hatred sems arbitratry. State your position, faggot.,
I love to hate you. I hate to love you. It's a vicious cycle.
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#222663 - 02/14/07 08:20 PM
Re: My life is over.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Windsock/CAOH deserves a break.
Should I help this man out? Perhaps give him a job up here at the brewery making beer? I mean, having windsock work at a brewery is probably like having Taliban Zealots work at a Nuclear Power plant, or having a Porn Whore work counting pills at Walgreens, but I could ask Windsock to sign a waiver swearing he will not jump in any of the Vats.
I'll fly him out, let him stay in the Gardening shed in my back yard, which is probably bigger than what he is living in now, and I'll even swing for a company scooter or forklift for him to drive to work in...no car, too risky given his current predilections and recent driving faux pas'. There is even a duck pond on the next property over to lull him to sleep at night with a chorus of quacks.
Windsock, do you have a resume handy? Do you know what a resume is? You've been a supportive influence for Da Burglar, so I'd really like to help you through this latest rough patch.
The final piece to this dream come true, I am only 8 hours north of Cherry Poppins! Dude, I even have her phone number and real name, from Erotica LA last year.
Or does the XPT community think I'd be making a huge mistake doing this? Given my current life expectancy it probably doesnt matter, but I have to think of the wellbeing of the state of California if I import this drunken-yet-lovable pervert.
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#222664 - 02/14/07 08:25 PM
Re: My life is over.
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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Or does the XPT community think I'd be making a huge mistake doing this? Given my current life expectancy it probably doesnt matter, but I have to think of the wellbeing of the state of California if I import this drunken-yet-lovable pervert.
He will try to suck your flaccid dick in his late night stupors. Is this something you want to wake up to?
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#222668 - 02/14/07 09:57 PM
Re: My life is over.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Burg, are sweatpants acceptable attire at said job? Soiled sweatpants that is.
Me personally I would have no problem, but we have customers come on tours and some of these include stuffy execs from Hotels and Casinos from Places like Tahoe and Squaw Valley, and seeing a drunken bum with cheez whiz stains on white Adidas Sweats might not fit with our image.
I just noticed, my wheelchair is about as big as his car.
WindsoCK! You are a Wayyyyy to brilliant and funny to live like this. Let me make you my project, turn you around, so you can afford the high class hookers who will give you the respect, and blowjobs, you so richly deserve. Dude, have you ever done day trading? Let's start there and move on to junk bonds and International Markets later. This will be my last good deed before I die, maybe keep me out of druidic hell.
We'll consult Gia on your wardrobe later...
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#222671 - 02/15/07 03:15 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 08/25/06
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WindsoCK! You are a Wayyyyy to brilliant and funny to live like this. Let me make you my project, turn you around, so you can afford the high class hookers who will give you the respect, and blowjobs, you so richly deserve. Dude, have you ever done day trading? Let's start there and move on to junk bonds and International Markets later. This will be my last good deed before I die, maybe keep me out of druidic hell.
We'll consult Gia on your wardrobe later...
I'm leaving for work now. I will take a Pexeva, a Campral, a b complex plus multivitamin, and chromium. Then I'm out the door borrowing my roomate's car to drive to the warehouse. I called off yesterday ostensibly because of the snow on the roads. I may get a writeup becuse I had onlky 4 hours of sicktime left and no vacation. Why am I telling you this? Because I feel like it I guess. But know your kind words mean a lot. I have no skills and my powers of persuasion are not good. But if you and I put our heads and your wealth together I'm sure we can help me out. Thanks, brah.
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#222672 - 02/15/07 09:32 AM
Re: My life is over.
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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Pexeva, a Campral
I think it would be hilarious if everyone on this board listed all the antidepressants they are/were on. This place is like a mental health clinic.
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#222673 - 02/15/07 02:05 PM
Re: My life is over.
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 310
Loc: on the interstates of this gre...
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it's not so much what i am on that is the problem...but what i am off
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#222675 - 02/15/07 04:28 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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Just got back from Akron. I allowed the number 2 in Ohio by sales volume car lot rape me. They are going to continue to rape me for the next 72 months. My salesman was a very congenial young black man who called himself "Keith", but I'm not altogether sure it wasn't our long lost Bishop. When I drove him back to the lot (he followed my roomate's car back to my home with the 2002 Chevy Cavalier that may as well be forced into my rectum) he mentioned having a 20 month old son. How old is Bishop's child? Anyway, this fellow saw me coming from far off (as did everyone else on the lot, including the attractive young women the send out to greet potential buyers to grease the skids. I'm a very naive and simple soul who is easily manipulated and confused, and it may as well be printed on my forehead. The sales tactic Bishop used on me worked like gangbusters as this was my first finance buy. It began with a succorring approach with me making the terms, then after several trips to an office I found myself emptying out all save $20 from my checking account as a downpayment and agreeing to a monthly for the next 72 months that is more than $20 over the maximum I stressed I could afford. I know idiots like me are essential to the functioning of such a world as this, but I just wish I was all idiot and be able to delude myself that I got the "great deal" that Bishop smirked to me after all papers were signed. It's hell to be a sheep who knows full well exactly what the long slow march to the slaughterhouse is heading toward. Fuck me.
Damn it Bishop! Hang in there Windy, the good news is, you have a functioning vehicle now. Granted, maybe you went a little over your budget, but that's not as uncommon as you think when you're dealing with asshole car salesmen. Did they let you trade in your wrecked ride?
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#222677 - 02/15/07 04:38 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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#222678 - 02/15/07 04:41 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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Maybe some hick in Kentucky can buy it off of you and put it in his yard held up on cinder blocks.
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#222680 - 02/15/07 04:53 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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windsock! my uncle sells cars in akron! if i had known you were buying today, i could have called him, put in a good word and hopefully saved you the assfucking...
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#222686 - 02/15/07 08:18 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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#222687 - 02/16/07 07:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Just got back from Akron. I allowed the number 2 in Ohio by sales volume car lot rape me. They are going to continue to rape me for the next 72 months. My salesman was a very congenial young black man who called himself "Keith", but I'm not altogether sure it wasn't our long lost Bishop. When I drove him back to the lot (he followed my roomate's car back to my home with the 2002 Chevy Cavalier that may as well be forced into my rectum) he mentioned having a 20 month old son. How old is Bishop's child? Anyway, this fellow saw me coming from far off (as did everyone else on the lot, including the attractive young women they send out before salesfolk proper to greet potential buyers and grease the skids). I'm a very naive and simple soul who is easily manipulated and confused, and it may as well be printed on my forehead. The sales tactic Bishop used on me worked like gangbusters as this was my first finance buy. It began with a succorring approach with me making the terms, then after several trips by him to an unseen office I found myself emptying out all save $20 from my checking account as a downpayment and agreeing to a monthly for the next 72 months that is more than $20 over the maximum I stressed I could afford. I know idiots like me are essential to the functioning of such a world as this, but I just wish I was all idiot and be able to delude myself that I got the "great deal" that Bishop smirked to I had gotten me after all papers were signed and my fate was sealed. It's hell to be a sheep who knows full well exactly what the long slow march to the slaughterhouse is heading toward. Fuck me.
I forget if it was Gia or someone else who called Windsock/CAOH the most lovable, adorable XPT'er. His perversion is simply too honest and hearfelt to be offensive, and I am sure that Cherry Poppins, being the down to earth hippie stoner chick she is would find CAOH a nice dude she could love unconditionally; this has the makings of an XPT version of Eric Segal's "Love Story", the otherwise nauseating tale of tragic love at Harvard which makes James and I barf, except Windsock is a perfect fit for such a tale.
Wind/CAOH, open a paypal account now, I am overcome with emotion....
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