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Hate me am lpove c=unksunckers after burned, I wishj I was dead.,



::conkystrokesprofessorstylebeard::

Hmm. Vell, if ve look at ze composition of Vindzok's message... it zeems as zo he has (I can't keep that up) mentioned love, hate, cocksucking and being burnt in the same sentence.

Is it possible that Windsock has just been jilted by a woman? Was he in love, secretly, admitted his feelings to the woman in question and was jilted by her?

If so, I suspect Windsock has been banned from that particular liquor store.

Possible scenario:

Windsock shuffles to counter carrying (insert cheapest brand of any liquor here). Looks at matronly Indian woman behind counter: "Xshcuze me. I love you. Will you suck my cock?"

Woman: "Aaaaaargh! I call the police! I call the police! You no come here no more! Police!" all this said whilst pulling sawn-off from below counter as Windsock shuffles to exit.

Curtain.
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