Before you give him a show, you might want to give him a High-Pressure showerhead. I've heard he's cheap but that is no excuse to wash your hair in public toilets in order to save money. Then again he may claim that this was an attempt to make some scathing satirical comment about stereotypes (porners are scum, Jews are stingy, etc.) that would force Us, the true unwashed masses, to confront our hypocrisy, denial and so forth.




Today's lesson - Toilets are for crapping not bathing