You suck, Fatman. You're boring and totally the Cliff Claven of Xpt. You're a bigger attention whore than a girl. Please, dear God, no more nonsense ramblings from this Crisco huffing pig. 
I've never been called an attention whore before! Thx!!
I don't believe I've ever had Crisco - my mom never used it. It's like "icky" white stuff in a can. Is it used like lard? Never used that either.
I would guess it would be more accurate to call me a "schmaltz" huffing buffalo - [pigs aren't kosher].
Wiki entry on Schmaltz Buy some kosher Buffalo!! GG: Can I be Carla, the slutty one with all the kids? A bit of type-casting, no?
Zenman: It's good Fatman has a thick skin. If a beautiful woman cut me down like that, I'm enough of a pussy to let it bring me to tears. Part of Schizoid Personality Disorder: Indifferent to the praise or criticism of others.
Ivor Biggun: We do need a few volume posters to keep things ticking along, but when they post 90% pure drivel it's counterproductive. Isn't there some rotting part of ye olde Empire you need to be defending?