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#222490 - 02/11/07 10:02 PM
surprisingly, adt hates on skurt
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Porn Jesus
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It's nice to know we aren't the only ones that piss him off. ADT showing some hate, well as much as the powers that be allow them to show anyway. On LIB.com as well. +HERE+
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#222492 - 02/12/07 02:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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From Kurt's rant (which the ADT guy must've converted to lower case, I notice):
"100,000 copies to be distributed thru France it also just got bought for distribution in Spain as well"
100,000 copies in France? Really? In a market where a top selling, off the hook adult DVD would normally shift, say 5,000-8,000 max.
That's interesting. Be interesting to know what the Euro wholesale price is on that, too.
Or maybe I'm just too cynical, what with me having an idea of what sales figures and wholesale prices are.
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#222493 - 02/12/07 06:58 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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From Kurt's rant (which the ADT guy must've converted to lower case, I notice):
"100,000 copies to be distributed thru France it also just got bought for distribution in Spain as well"
100,000 copies in France? Really? In a market where a top selling, off the hook adult DVD would normally shift, say 5,000-8,000 max.
That's interesting. Be interesting to know what the Euro wholesale price is on that, too.
Or maybe I'm just too cynical, what with me having an idea of what sales figures and wholesale prices are.
In Kurt's defence, I think he is refering to the circulation of Hot Video magazine, not the number of DVD's he is expecting to shift...it's just his compositional grammar ain't what it ought to be, I guess.
Has anyone actually read the review in question? It's actually pretty complimentary, but I guess the fact that the reviewer had the temerity to suggest there were certain things which could have been done better really set Kurt off.
One thing's for sure, though...even two tribes as disparate and different as XPT and ADT can agree on one thing: Kurt Lockwood is a douche.
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#222494 - 02/12/07 03:49 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 01/31/06
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One thing's for sure, though...even two tribes as disparate and different as XPT and ADT can agree on one thing: Kurt Lockwood is a douche.
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#222495 - 02/13/07 08:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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100,000 copies in France? Really? In a market where a top selling, off the hook adult DVD would normally shift, say 5,000-8,000 max.
I though it was less than that, but nonetheless, consider (i) that French people hate America for the most part (ii) France is much smaller than the U.S. So Lackwood is such a cinematic genius for taking "Miami Vice" and changing it to "L.A. Vice?" He's gonna sell ten times the product in a country 1/5 the size? File this nonsense under the countless other stupid canned porno takeoff titles like "Edward Penishands," "The Joy Fuck Club," "Porn on the 4th of July," "Britney Rears," and that classic "Splendor in the Ass."
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#222496 - 02/13/07 12:49 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
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Fleshbot pussies out. http://fleshbot.com/sex/pornstars/porn-valley-dispatch-kurt-lockwood-will-always-be-here-236244.php"You have to hand it to porn performer/porn director/porn musician Kurt Lockwood (seen here with Sunny Lane and Nikki Hunter). The self-promotingest of all male talent, he suffers the slings and arrows of those whose impression of him are not as high as his own. But Lockwood is not one to bend over and take it (well ... ); he gives it right back. In this latest of several characteristic responses to a porn messageboard detractor, Lockwood says: Haha. Eat shit and die you jealous asshole. Your review is colored by your personal anti-Lockwood bias. Here's news for you douchebag, I aint goin nowhere. So you can implore my company owner to hire someone else with "more experience" (who like you perhaps? haha, what a joke) all you want, I'm getting my next budget to shoot my next one next week so you're just pissin up a rope. Dude, seriously, get a life. You jerk off to porno and write about it for free because it is your only identity. You are not an artist. You will never be an artist. My work will be around lonnnnggg after you are dead and NOBODY will remember your self-serving self-congratulatory, hater review. So I hope you keep enjoying watching me fuck the girls you can only dream about loser! Give' em Hell, Kurt! - GP"
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#222497 - 02/13/07 01:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Yikes, Mr Poonani courts controversy yet again.
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#222499 - 02/13/07 04:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Out of all the porn bloggers, Ponante probably has the best writing style. He holds a similar disdain for the porn business like Luke does, but he plays nice and disguises it well, waiting until a better gig comes along. Gene Ross is more of a "conversational" writer, you can read his material and imagine someone speaking like that. Luke's writing style clearly reflects the open diddain he has for pornography and those in it. That, is when he manages to write something original instead of posting other people's e-mails and IM chats.
Who's the best out of all that? Hard to decide, I'd say Gene Ross because he breaking better stories, but he's soo cozy with Wankus, that really clouds it.
hey what about my writing style? i play to the mindless masses. there's something to be said about a man who can easily pick up the vernacular of the common man for some street cred. werd.
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#222500 - 02/13/07 04:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Is that werd to your mutha?
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#222501 - 02/13/07 07:55 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/06/04
Posts: 82
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Out of all the porn bloggers, Ponante probably has the best writing style. He holds a similar disdain for the porn business like Luke does, but he plays nice and disguises it well, waiting until a better gig comes along. Gene Ross is more of a "conversational" writer, you can read his material and imagine someone speaking like that. Luke's writing style clearly reflects the open diddain he has for pornography and those in it. That, is when he manages to write something original instead of posting other people's e-mails and IM chats.
Who's the best out of all that? Hard to decide, I'd say Gene Ross because he breaking better stories, but he's soo cozy with Wankus, that really clouds it.
I agree that Gram is a very funny guy, and probably the best writer in porn (although Tim Case can give him a run for his money) but c'mon, man, not even a mention?
--t not as pissy as that sounds
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#222502 - 02/14/07 08:45 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
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100,000 copies in France? Really? In a market where a top selling, off the hook adult DVD would normally shift, say 5,000-8,000 max.
Nope, he is not gonna "sell" 100,000 copies in France.
From his MySpace blog:
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For those of you who don't know, HOT VIDEO MAGAZINE is like the AVN magazine of Europe. It's circulation is over 100,000 copies mainly across France but it gets out to most of Europe as well. Anyway, the editorial staff over at HOT VIDEO chose my movie, "L.A. VICE" (out on SEX Z PICTURES!) over ClubJenna's The Provacateur to be given away as a free gift DVD with every single one of their 100,000 copies of their magazine!
Edited to note that DanG beat me to it. 
Edited by TMonty (02/14/07 08:49 AM)
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#222503 - 03/02/07 08:32 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 322
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Wait a minute. Why is Durt trying to fight GP? When GP seemed to have his back a few weeks ago (unless it was pure sarcasm) Quote:
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http://fleshbot.com/sex/pornstars/porn-valley-dispatch-kurt-lockwood-will-always-be-here-236244.php
"You have to hand it to porn performer/porn director/porn musician Kurt Lockwood (seen here with Sunny Lane and Nikki Hunter). The self-promotingest of all male talent, he suffers the slings and arrows of those whose impression of him are not as high as his own. But Lockwood is not one to bend over and take it (well ... ); he gives it right back. In this latest of several characteristic responses to a porn messageboard detractor, Lockwood says:
Haha. Eat shit and die you jealous asshole. Your review is colored by your personal anti-Lockwood bias. Here's news for you douchebag, I aint goin nowhere. So you can implore my company owner to hire someone else with "more experience" (who like you perhaps? haha, what a joke) all you want, I'm getting my next budget to shoot my next one next week so you're just pissin up a rope. Dude, seriously, get a life. You jerk off to porno and write about it for free because it is your only identity. You are not an artist. You will never be an artist. My work will be around lonnnnggg after you are dead and NOBODY will remember your self-serving self-congratulatory, hater review. So I hope you keep enjoying watching me fuck the girls you can only dream about loser!
Give' em Hell, Kurt! - GP"
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#222505 - 03/04/07 12:05 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3083
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Wait a minute. Why is Durt trying to fight GP? When GP seemed to have his back a few weeks ago (unless it was pure sarcasm)
It was sarcasm, Duck Hunt. Pure sarcasm.
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