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Happy VD to you too.



Happy STD day to everyone.



I like that.

I hope every fucking whore gains 2 pounds from eating chocolates and/or ruins her fingernails from sticking her hand down her throat and puking all over it.

I hope Sasha Grey's anal warts receive a valentine from someone.

You know, that reminds me...I saw a young couple today on my way home. They were around 17-18 years of age...the girl was beautiful, very cute with pretty eyes and large full breasts which she showed off with a very low cut blouse. The dude was a little awkward, sporting a baseball cap but still charming and definitely had this girl's heart. I watched them share a pizza. It dawned on me that Sasha Grey is right about their age, and they hers. I began to wonder if, after they finished their pizza, if they were going to go home, undress and then have the skinny dude anal pile drive this cute fresh young girl into the carpet. I wondered if she would love that? Would he splooge in this young, fresh and innocent girl's ass, just like Sasha has had done to her COUNTLESS times already in her young life?

Would today be the day for these two young lovebirds? Valentines day, 2007? Would he give his love a cherry, or an anal cream pie? Would he stare intently and watch it ooze back out, maybe helping it with a finger or two? Would she contort her head and neck around to try and see it ooze out as well? Maybe use a mirror to watch her ass spill out his splooge?

I thought this, right there in the pizza pub, on this, the most romantic of days.
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