i was smoking a lot of pot back in Early 2007 up in Mendocino, and my latest labs and bloodwork at the time really really sucked. I decided to link that spot to a website I was going to use to REALLY say what I thought about a bunch of shit, stuff I cant even say here on XPT. But After several months of strict adherence to Organic health foods, no Booze and lots of therapeutic Northern Cali Whores, my health miraculously rebounded again. I have no clue why except that it was NOT due to Jesus or Anthony Robbins.

It may have to do with the fact that Holly Randall was nice to me and gave me the time of day...in fact it was after finally meeting her last July 2007, that I had more bloodwork done and my doc said "Well looks like you dodged another bullet" and this latest crisis was over. Instead of counting my blessings though, I have since fallen back into my old habits, Booze/pills/Gourmet Foods/whores/strippers/Posting regularly at XPT/Gambling/shooting Squirrels with my paintball gun....all the shit that makes "Not Dying" worthwhile. I would have to Hire Holly on full time as my therapist to truly reform...but now Guapo hates my guts because I didnt die and leave him his inheritance. It's holly's fault Guapo.

Maybe I could resume setting up that website, except this time turn it into the MAshed Potato Shrine to Holly that Monstar suggested.

30 bucks says Monstar would be the first visitor to the Holly Randall Mashed Potato Shrine, Bib on and fork in hand....hypocrites!!!!