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#222255 - 02/10/07 10:34 PM Chasey Lain Returns
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
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No! Please don't.
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HOLLYWOOD, CA- Sexy starlet Chasey Lain will host an adult industry party at Forbidden City Saturday, February 10th to celebrate the Valentine’s Day release of her comeback movie Chasey Reloaded on the new Forbidden Cinema label.

This is the first adult movie produced by Forbidden Cinema and will be distributed by Red Light District Films. The Hollywood party is a reintroduction of one of porn’s most famous faces who earned a legion of dedicated fans that have waited a long time for her much anticipated return to the video screen.

The former Wicked and Vivid contract star takes center stage in the James Avalon directed movie and is surrounded by a wild cast of dirty, sexy stars. Long regarded as one of porn’s most beautiful women, Chasey engages in non-condom on screen sex for the first time in more than a decade making this a must-see movie and a must attend party.


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#222256 - 02/10/07 11:05 PM Re: Chasey Lain Returns
Holly Randall Offline
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I hope they used a good makeup artist.
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#222257 - 02/10/07 11:09 PM Re: Chasey Lain Returns
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Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
Chasey Lain=David Duval

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#222258 - 02/10/07 11:10 PM Re: Chasey Lain Returns
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Quote:

Chasey Lain=David Duval




I don't see the connection, other than they're both fucked in the head.

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#222259 - 02/10/07 11:16 PM Re: Chasey Lain Returns
Big Calm Offline
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Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
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Quote:

Chasey Lain=David Duval




I don't see the connection, other than they're both fucked in the head.





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#222260 - 02/10/07 11:36 PM Re: Chasey Lain Returns
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Registered: 11/14/04
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Hey :King:, how's it goin'?
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#222261 - 02/10/07 11:42 PM Re: Chasey Lain Returns
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
you know how it is, jus addin peeps to the shit list











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#222262 - 02/10/07 11:57 PM Re: Chasey Lain Returns
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Loc: Dallas, TX




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Edited by Big Calm (02/10/07 11:58 PM)

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#222263 - 02/11/07 12:02 AM Re: Chasey Lain Returns
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
damn, Big Calm. she's gettin to look like that cat lady that is addicted to plastic surgery. (no need to post the pic fuckers we all know what she looks like)
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#222264 - 02/11/07 12:09 AM Re: Chasey Lain Returns
Big Calm Offline
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Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
on the cool, it's not a bad scene though.

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#222265 - 02/11/07 12:24 AM Re: Chasey Lain Returns
Calvin Offline
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Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
Dear chasey lain
I wrote to explain
Im your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine

Dear chasey lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine

Dear chasey lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine

P.s.
Mom and dad this is chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show em them titties
Now show em them titties
P.s.
Mom and dad this is chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show em them titties
Now show em them titties

Would ya fuck me for blow?
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#222266 - 02/11/07 12:27 AM Re: Chasey Lain Returns
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I prefer Sloppy Seconds' "Come Back Traci" myself.

Also would rather see a Traci Lords comeback, as the most recent pictures I saw of her, she looks to have held up better than poor Chasey. Sadness.
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#222267 - 02/11/07 12:46 AM Re: Chasey Lain Returns
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Quote:

I prefer Sloppy Seconds' "Come Back Traci" myself.

Also would rather see a Traci Lords comeback, as the most recent pictures I saw of her, she looks to have held up better than poor Chasey. Sadness.




Are you suggesting that whores would hold up better if they started even younger?
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#222268 - 02/11/07 08:50 AM Re: Chasey Lain Returns
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Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Quote:








Wow. Clothes aside, she's really got this whole cave woman thing going on for her.

For no apparent legally actionable reason, I'm reminded of the Family Guy rendition of when Margot Kidder lost it.
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#222269 - 02/11/07 01:40 PM Re: Chasey Lain Returns
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Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
she was tied to a cactus people! TIED - TO - A - CACTUS!

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#222270 - 02/11/07 02:06 PM Re: Chasey Lain Returns
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

she was tied to a cactus people! TIED - TO - A - CACTUS!




Yes! Half the reason I started this thread was so Eddie could relive the hilarity of a pornstar being tied to a cactus in the desert.
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#222271 - 02/11/07 02:12 PM Re: Chasey Lain Returns
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
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Quote:

Quote:

she was tied to a cactus people! TIED - TO - A - CACTUS!




Yes! Half the reason I started this thread was so Eddie could relive the hilarity of a pornstar being tied to a cactus in the desert.



[hijack] <---congratulations on your new "whoremaster" status, king. and hello to all you other motherfuckers! [/hijack]
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#222272 - 02/11/07 02:20 PM Re: Chasey Lain Returns
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Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

she was tied to a cactus people! TIED - TO - A - CACTUS!




Yes! Half the reason I started this thread was so Eddie could relive the hilarity of a pornstar being tied to a cactus in the desert.



[hijack] <---congratulations on your new "whoremaster" status, king. and hello to all you other motherfuckers! [/hijack]




that was my highlight of 2006 king, thanks for bringing that moment back into my consciousness once more.

dipping your toe back in the water gg?

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#222273 - 02/11/07 02:25 PM Re: Chasey Lain Returns
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:


dipping your toe back in the water gg?



yes, i escaped the lab, wondered how it was going over here.
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#222274 - 02/11/07 03:29 PM Re: Chasey Lain Returns
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:


[hijack] <---congratulations on your new "whoremaster" status, king. and hello to all you other motherfuckers! [/hijack]




thanks, g
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#222275 - 02/11/07 08:45 PM Re: Chasey Lain Returns
Walrus Offline
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Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310





So am I the only one that has noticed how far south her tit is pointing? I remember when I first started getting porn I got a tape of several of her movies and thought they were great. I guess I hadn't learned much about porn and how out of it she seemed. Chasey Lain coming back to porn is about as exciting as Crystal Pepsi.

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#222276 - 02/12/07 12:38 PM Re: Chasey Lain Returns
K.R Offline
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Registered: 08/18/05
Posts: 285
I heard that she was a no show at her own party! Plus the co-host Cindy Crawford was a no show as well. 0/2! WTF?!


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#222277 - 02/12/07 12:54 PM Re: Chasey Lain Returns
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Heard the same about Chasey. I bet the fans who turned out were really upset that their guide dogs had to sit out in the cold all night for nothing.
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#222278 - 02/12/07 12:57 PM Re: Chasey Lain Returns
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
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Remember the last time Chasey had a "comeback"?




We couldn't have pushed these if Chasey hand delivered each one.

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#222279 - 02/12/07 01:45 PM Re: Chasey Lain Returns
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Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 465
Quote:






So am I the only one that has noticed how far south her tit is pointing? I remember when I first started getting porn I got a tape of several of her movies and thought they were great. I guess I hadn't learned much about porn and how out of it she seemed. Chasey Lain coming back to porn is about as exciting as Crystal Pepsi.




WTF, where's she been living? In the back of a 71 VW Bus up in Santa Cruz????? Girl, wash your ass, put on some clean clothes and get your fucking hair done.
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#222280 - 02/12/07 05:12 PM Re: Chasey Lain Returns
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
If you don't leave the dumpster lid shut this is what may crawl out!
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#222281 - 02/13/07 08:23 AM Re: Chasey Lain Returns
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
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Quote:

I heard that she was a no show at her own party! Plus the co-host Cindy Crawford was a no show as well. 0/2! WTF?!






I heard they where at Ksex scoring some Glass.
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#222282 - 02/13/07 06:21 PM Re: Chasey Lain Returns
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Registered: 11/23/04
Posts: 663
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Attachments
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Edited by John West Fan (02/13/07 06:22 PM)

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#222283 - 02/14/07 10:11 AM Re: Chasey Lain Returns
pipeleak Offline
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Registered: 09/25/06
Posts: 24
Quote:

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My god. What a stupid, stupid woman. She could have been a total megastar Jenna-size. How could she let herself go like that?..

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#222284 - 02/14/07 10:29 AM Re: Chasey Lain Returns
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 322
Quote:


My god. What a stupid, stupid woman. She could have been a total megastar Jenna-size. How could she let herself go like that?..






The Lure. Ask many a porn whore.

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#222285 - 02/14/07 01:28 PM Re: Chasey Lain Returns
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line


Accorince to iafd, she is only 35 years old.

Current, fresh-faced, barely-legal, knock-out gorgeous, fuck-starlets; please don't let this happen to you.

This has been a public service announcement brought to you by the chronic-masturbating pervs of XPT.
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#222286 - 02/14/07 02:13 PM Re: Chasey Lain Returns
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
This thread should be locked purely on the basis that Chasey Lain Returns never happened. If anyone has a good image of a cavewoman, please post so we can compare it with Chasey.

Quote:






The above image taken from this season's smash hit TV comedy series, I Don't Fucking Dream of Jeannie Anymore

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#222287 - 02/14/07 02:25 PM Re: Chasey Lain Returns
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Registered: 07/09/06
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Loc: St. Louis
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